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When you walk through the sixth grade halls and you call one a grunt and bash him with one of your books.When you bash another person in lacrosse in the back and you yell "Assasination!!".When someone fires a bottle rocket at you, and you yell "Rocket Hore!!".When you see a person in a wheel chair, you hijack it and start punching him......................_________ ...................(]||-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-||))_.------------.___||||_____||||_________/\___|-------------[][]:__::|~`~[]::_;;;;;;;;=======I============= =[_]===|_|’’’’’’’\__/___/_/``` |____|.........../_____/=== [Edited on 3/27/2006]
when you quote evey thing and every one to halo
when trip your friend and start to tea bag in the middle of the mall
I have a sudden urge to play halo 1 by people
Your liver is a slut.Hey, don't be a zumbo! Join Halo Wars RTS!I'm right 97% of the time. Who cares about the other 4%?
3224- (keep track people!) You foam at the mouth when someone touches your copy of Halo
you pretend everything is a weapon, your phone is a pistol, a caulk gun is a BR, and a unfolding camping chair is a rocket
3226- When you see some guy riding his bike, you run up to him and shout "Hold X to Board Vehicle!" Then you proceed to grab onto the handle bars and you kick him off. Then he picks up a rock and makes the rocket lock on sound and throws it at you. (Actually happened to me)[Edited on 4/4/2006]
Standing at a coner, you see a nice car go by. You suddenly get a huge urge to jump at the drivers window, punch him in the face, throw him out of the car, get in and run him over wile shouting "NOOOOOOOOB!!!"
You make 84+ pages of signs that you are obsessed with Halo.
You've got to think crazy, of course, because you only get innovation by refining insanity. - Jason Jones
3228.)You run to your 50 year old cigar smoking grandfather and in the lowest tone you can muster ask him, "Captain Keyes, what are my orders"? Then proceed to smack him around until the other members of the family take you down.
Posted by: flipped face3226- When you see some guy riding his bike, you run up to him and shout "Hold X to Board Vehicle!" Then you proceed to grab onto the handle bars and you kick him off. Then he picks up a rock and makes the rocket lock on sound and throws it at you. (Actually happened to me)3230: Youu actually admit that some of the most bizzare things on this forum have happened to you.
3231: You brag to war veterans saying you have more medals than them
3232. When you have an entire shrine set up to halo in your room.3233. When you make a bet with your freind you can give up both games for lent *raises hand*
3234. You refer to your grandfather as a "prophet"[Edited on 4/11/2006]
You fire a rocket at the short bus (the one that takes the disabled) thinking its a pelican full of flood.
You start walking into a wall and scream "F***! Standby!"If you are on the track team at school, you try to crouch-jump over the hurdles.
thats the funniest one i saw!!!!!!!
You follow your little brother to the bathroom saying "not alot of time on the clock, cheif!"When he comes out you say "they're quite a few elites guarding the bomb; you might need to get creative."When you talk to someone that says, "how ya' doin?" you give them the Glasgow Kiss and jump behind the couch.(Glasgow kiss is when you butt heads with somone to knock them out)
Halo inspired you join the army and become a sniper. You found out it wasn't as much fun.
When your on a basketball team and someone tells you not to miss you pull out a sniper rifle and say "don't worry i can't i have 2x zoom on this baby" ---_---
All of the above.
You see someone in a gold shirt and start to back peddle thinking he'll pull out a plasma sword.Nice eh?!
You have WAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much time on your hands
dont no number) you've read the halo books, know the story and history of the spartan, and gone through all of these pages