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Subject: 3000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...
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Posted by: ur boring me
dont no number) you've read the halo books, know the story and history of the spartan, and gone through all of these pages


shut up ben

  • 04.12.2006 4:47 AM PDT
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nope nope nope

  • 04.12.2006 5:14 AM PDT
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3246) When you're taking a test and your pencil runs out of lead, you see in the corner of your eye: Press X to reload, Press Y to switch to pen

  • 04.12.2006 8:28 AM PDT
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3247) When you take the SAT's, you see the following problem:

Master Chief : Seargant Johnson :: Arbiter :?
A) Prophet of Truth
B) 343 Guilty Spark
C) Spec Ops Commander
D) Lt. Keyes

3248) When you know the answer to the question above is C

  • 04.12.2006 8:33 AM PDT
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3249) When you can imitate EVERY voice of all the covenant species (especially the grunts)

  • 04.12.2006 8:35 AM PDT
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3250) When ever you get in trouble by your parents you tell you older brother to put on an exact replica of the arbiter suit with a planma sword and you say "Arbiter our savior!" And say to you little brother "Stupid Jackel say thank you!"

3251) You always wait for an answer in your head on a test thinking its cortana

3252)When you and your girlfriend get in a fight and she saks you, you yell "Noob Combo!"

3253)When ever you go into the outskirts of a town you always try to look for the blind skull

3255)when you and your friends have a water fight and you enter a area that look like the outskirts and you see a broken down house you go in and impersonate Johnson and say "If they didnt know we're he before they do now.............Yup! Here they come up high!"

3256)Every time you see an actors that looks like elites with swords you swar you can here "Betcha cant stick it"

3257)You know one day they'll invent spartans

3258)You are in jail because when your grandpa in a weelchair said "Get me a glass of water" When you thought he said "Your very existance offends me demon!" and thought Cortana said "Theres the target take him out!" So you jumped on his chair and melee attaked him to death and then you jumped in a lake then he police took you out and put you in jail. Your happy cause you get to play halo all you want on XBox Live.

  • 04.12.2006 1:30 PM PDT
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3259: when you get or see a wort or zit you yell WORT! WORT! WORT!

  • 04.12.2006 1:35 PM PDT
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3260 U know every line in the halo books series
3261 Ur Christmas and birthday gifts r Xbox live 12 month cards, with the occasional "How to hack Halo 2 online" book.
3262 When u here on the news that an sirplane crashed, u say, "Man, I hope they got out of there in time before the fusion reactors went critical!"

  • 04.12.2006 1:57 PM PDT

Oh, hello there.

3263 During Halloween You dress up as master chief.


Rock on! +_+

  • 04.19.2006 11:37 AM PDT
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3270: you peg 2 ppl in dodge ball really quickly and yell "double kill!"

[Edited on 4/19/2006]

  • 04.19.2006 4:12 PM PDT
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3271: When you take a test and you think about Halo to omuch. For example a question might ask Who was your favorite character in the book and you write down The Master Chief.

  • 04.19.2006 4:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.

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3272:
In class we are supposed to write graded by an "your name".

Insted of your name, you put Cortana. Yes, I did that yesterday without even relizing that i wrote Cortana.

  • 04.19.2006 5:17 PM PDT
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3273: U swear that whenever a new game of dodgeball starts, u here the words "SLAYER"
3274: When u are playing that same game of dodgeball, ur team is losing. U revert to using "noob" combos, which is of course, throwing ur shoe, then pegging them.
3275: Whenever ur mom, dad, or teacher asks u to do a task, u respond saying that ur campaign won't end until u've retrieved sacred icon.
3276: When u go to the library, u bring ur shotgun, and mortally wound everybody in there, making sure that there heads and arms are cut off, just to be certain that any flood infection forms won't take them.

  • 04.19.2006 5:45 PM PDT
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3277 When you get to work late you try to blame it on the lag on the freeway.


3278 When you see people sitting there doing nothing, you think that they lagged out.

[Edited on 4/19/2006]

  • 04.19.2006 5:50 PM PDT
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3279:

when ur sibling "accidentaly" wakes up with needles in them and when they scream at u uuse ur nife against them and say"i better ingage active camo!"

[Edited on 4/19/2006]

  • 04.19.2006 5:53 PM PDT
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3280: u could swear u saw a grunt but after u killed it it turned out to be ur little cousin(WHOOPS!)

  • 04.19.2006 5:56 PM PDT
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3281)))

if ur readin this thread right now! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • 04.19.2006 6:12 PM PDT

- you start quoting people from the Halo campaign unintensionally. (I have done this)

- When your done getting laid you yell Killamanjaro/ Unfreaking beleivable!

- Knock someone down then corpse hump them. (Also something I have done{Possibly unintensionally too})

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  • 04.19.2006 6:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: ahdinh2
You call your friends by their gamertags on Xbox Live

I seriously know someone that does that

  • 04.19.2006 6:45 PM PDT
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3282) when u go to school you drees up as master chief and go to the library you bring a rocket lancher and star meleeing everyone and shoting the libaraian,and when ur done u check out a book about spartans and cortana.

3283) when u saw a shooting star you thought that the covenant ship hade just wrapped to earth.

  • 04.19.2006 6:49 PM PDT
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3284) on a clear night u saw the moon and that it was High Carity

3285) when u see a space shuttle u thought it was the Pillar of Autuanm

  • 04.19.2006 6:52 PM PDT
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lol

  • 04.19.2006 6:53 PM PDT
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3286) You think a speeding train that doesn't stop at the stop is perfectly normal. (Terminal)
3287)When you don't go outside when it's really foggy because you don't have any grenades. (Backwash)
3288)When you play paintball and you hit two players and shout "double kill" to your friend. (Do it all the time, even got a killtacular once...)
3289)When you're woken up by a something that sounds like the hammer thing on Waterworks, and you look outside thinking "can it be possible?" and to your dissmay, it's just the garbage truck.(Actually happened to me)

[Edited on 4/19/2006]

  • 04.19.2006 7:06 PM PDT