- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
3273: U swear that whenever a new game of dodgeball starts, u here the words "SLAYER"
3274: When u are playing that same game of dodgeball, ur team is losing. U revert to using "noob" combos, which is of course, throwing ur shoe, then pegging them.
3275: Whenever ur mom, dad, or teacher asks u to do a task, u respond saying that ur campaign won't end until u've retrieved sacred icon.
3276: When u go to the library, u bring ur shotgun, and mortally wound everybody in there, making sure that there heads and arms are cut off, just to be certain that any flood infection forms won't take them.