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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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182. you have memorized every line from Halo and Halo 2 and could recite them on a moments notice

  • 07.28.2005 6:29 PM PDT
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see i would've had my own page but noooooo

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183. you have Halo memorabilia hanging in your house and its the largest collection ever

  • 07.28.2005 6:36 PM PDT
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i did 30 now its time for everyone else to tell

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When playing paintball CTF (real life), you grab the flag, stab someone with it, and scream, " Taste the poll, -blam!-!"

  • 07.28.2005 6:46 PM PDT
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PC > Xbox360, PC > PS3.

lol! ↑ or you take the flag and yell "Everyone everyone, look on to me! I possess the blue flag, you shall worship me as though I were a god"

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  • 07.28.2005 6:48 PM PDT
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You jump off buildings thinking that you have shields

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Before starting a baseball game in the pre-game huddle u scream "I call sniper rifle -blam!-!"

  • 07.28.2005 8:00 PM PDT
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A post like this was made about a year ago on the Gearbox Forums. I archived almost all of them and here they are... (BTW this is mainly referring to the PC and CE versions of Halo but they can also go for Halo 2.)

You know you play Halo too much when...

…you press "T" (chat) before every thing you say while Instant Messaging.

…you're in a real fight and you keep looking for the F key to melee the enemy.

…you see a person wearing slightly sage colored clothes and has a yellowish face, you try to kill him.

…you run, walk, jump, etc. you do it just like MC.

…you get up and there's a butt groove in your chair.

…this gets 20 pages long full of "You know you play Halo PC/CE too much when..." statements and you can still think of something more to add.

…you throw blue, balled-up socks at oncoming cars.

…you wear eye-glasses that you painted the HUD onto.

…every 4th of July, when handed a flag, you just start running.

…just to try it, you "accidentally" meleed your boss in the back with a stack of papers, then informed him that you were "sorry" and that it was an "accident".

…you play Halo for literally an entire day, and when you finally stop, you can still hear explosions, gunfire, and the hog engine. The sound is so clear and real sounding that you have to check the volume on your computer to make sure it isn't coming from there. Then you realize that it is coming from your head.

…you go to bed at night and wake up the next morning exhausted because you couldn't sleep peacefully since you dreamt of Halo all night.

…you think Cortana is hot.

…you are 2 hours into a long snowy mountain road and encounter an oncoming SUV you say "incoming" and yell for your gunner to "get him".

…during long drives you find yourself checking the top right and left corners of your windshield to verify your health and ammo status.

…you get grounded from your PC for "not having a life because you play Halo too much" and you immediately run to the phone and invite friends over for a Halo Xbox LAN party.

…you finally go upstairs and you parent(s) start saying, "Nice of you to join us," "Is that our son?" and "You decided to come out of the dungeon, huh?"
…you log onto Halo at 10:30PM just for a quick game and you look down and it's 2:30am and you have school/work in the morning.

…you’re surprised that a football doesn’t warp when you throw it.

…you can quote almost all the lines of Red vs. Blue at any moment.

…you try to get in and out of your car as easily and fast as MC does with his hog.

…you melee people with your pencil, screaming: "take this you [insert color] ugly son of a not so pretty woman!"

…you duck behind the seat when the traffic light turns green, thinking it's a plasma pistol's homing bolt.

…you walk into your local library with a shotgun, demanding the Index.

…doing homework means sharpening your online skills.

…you wake up and ask: Where are you guys? I need to get my shields online and find Captain Keyes for my pistol! Then you run around the house killing anything that isn't a UNSC Marine thinking it's a form of covenant.

…you watch the Halo 2 60 second commercial thingy again and again for hours on end.

…you punch somebody in the back of the head, see that they don't die and scream “DARN LAG!” as loud as you can.

…you get pens and pencils and pretend they're SMGs and pistols.

…you call your teacher “teh suck.”

…you got your sister addicted to it.

…you act like your playing the game when the power goes out.

....you use your halo name instead of your real name.

…you have a Halo 2 countdown written on your hand, and you re-mark it in every morning and scratch off the days until the release.

…you yell "pawned" at the toilet bowl after taking a huge dump.

…you lose all fear of death, because you believe you will respawn in 10 seconds.

…you look for a way to enable the debug camera so you can see yourself in 3rd person.

…you stand in an open space and look up, expecting nothing more than a huge ring around you.

…you think there's a flood infection form under your bed.

…you build yourself a cryo tube.

…you jump off a 3 story building to test your shield’s auto recharge.

…you steal your rival schools flagpole and take it back to your school.

…everyday objects remind you of various weapons / powerups.

…you try to adapt what you learned in a physics class with Covenant technology.

…you refuse to travel by car without a rear gunner and marine riding shotgun.

…you look into joining the UNSC to fight for Earth.

…you start asking your computer to hack into the Covenant battle net,

…your vocabulary is built around what is said during an online game.

…you can’t sleep without a fully loaded assault rife under your pillow.

…you attempt to make your own MJOLNIR suit out of tin foil and a motorcycle helmet.

…you see modern day weapons and vehicles as a thing of the past.

…you won’t go into school without calling in air support first.

…you say "GG!" after playing a board game with your family.

…you begin to develop a split personality consisting of yourself and Master Chief.

…you walk into a weaponry store and attempt to buy a fuel rod cannon.

…you start referring to your car as a 'Warthog'.

…you accept no other definition for 'Halo' other than it being a ring world - you go as far as attempting to get this definition into the English dictionary.

…you begin to think that the vehicles in Halo are not named after animals, instead the animals are named after them.

…you have an imaginary friend... who happens to be an Elite.

…you get to your local game store and wait there for a week before Halo 2 comes out so you will be first in line to get it.

  • 07.28.2005 8:07 PM PDT

You go around blowing up cars think they are invinsible like in Halo 1.

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You go to work and start fighting your boss.

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you walk into green walls thinking youll teleport.

you jump into traffic thinking you can board a car.

you daydream in class of the master chief comming in, shooting your teacher and giving you an SMG, telling you she was a covie.

  • 07.28.2005 8:52 PM PDT
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Quoted from: Socrates
the highest form of Human Excellence is to question oneself and others.


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- When playing a team sport, you wonder if friendly fire is on.

- You cringe every time you see a female who isnt purple.

- You choose a pistol over a rifle or machine gun in a real gun fight.

- You see a lambroguini (sp?) or ferrari and your x button finger twitches.

  • 07.28.2005 9:08 PM PDT
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next is 260

  • 07.29.2005 3:14 AM PDT
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C'mon guys keep posting!

I don't want di thread 2 fall into the 3394 pages of New Mombassa!

  • 07.29.2005 3:16 AM PDT
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help defend the world from grunt invasion

Join the real life grunt clan.

and check out its history

  • 07.29.2005 3:19 AM PDT
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u know that you dont need a rocket launcher to do the super lunge?

  • 07.29.2005 3:20 AM PDT
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next = 264

guys we've gotta keep track of them to get 2 500

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264. u hav ure own battle rifle air gun

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265. commits suicide because did not defeat campaign on legendary

  • 07.29.2005 6:40 AM PDT

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266) you build a full scale replica Red Basefrom Blood Gultch and place a flag in it

  • 07.29.2005 7:13 AM PDT
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267. You fill a Little Playmate cooler to capacity and set it beside your couch so you don't have to go to the refridgerator when you run out of beer.

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268... You have halo2.

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269. you have ever skipped more than 3 meals for halo.

  • 07.29.2005 8:02 AM PDT