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Posted by: hellfirefire998
you bream Cortana was your girlfriend.


I have symptoms man...
Don't flame, please, don't flame.

  • 04.25.2006 6:01 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

You have a freind on cruches, you take one and jell " DIE COVEI FREAKS" and hit a line of 4 graders and say " YEA I GOT A FRIK'N KILLING SPREE DUDES!!" then someone else comes hits you and says " YOU JUST GOT KILLED BY THE GARDIANS MONKEY". You later say " AYE CRAP I LOST MY SHOT GUN".

  • 04.25.2006 6:06 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

Heres the werd think most things I post there true to me.
Example: I have music, mobels and a huge file dedicated to halo
Also I with Cotana was human and was my girfreind
Many other syntoms are true to me.

  • 04.25.2006 6:22 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

I also have a file with...................................

I DON'T LIKE TO REPEAT MY SELFE SO LOOK AT PAGE 89!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 04.25.2006 6:33 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Carrots.

When you lose a loved one, you wonder when they will respawn.

When you see basket ball players you wonder if they are Elites with camouflage.

When someone throws a tennis ball at you, you say "Grenade!"

Whenever you slip and fall, you say "Lost the lead"

When you go to the air port, you wonder "Where are the banshees?"

You call you're teacher Cortana.

"Miranda keyes is my older sister"

"My grand fathers name is Captain keyes"

You try to pull a flag pole out of the ground <If you suceed, you say "I have the flag" >

When you punch someone in the crotch you say "Ball taken"

Whenever you see a picture of the sword you wonder "Wheres the plasma?"

(For girls only) Once a guy asks you out, you say "Send me a friend request"

Mine sucked.

  • 04.25.2006 6:34 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

Ok guy

  • 04.25.2006 6:38 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

You angered your teacher when she/he called your name but you didn't answer because you changed your name to Arbite, Mastercheif, Miranda, or some thing else.

  • 04.25.2006 6:41 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

I am a halo maniac since the first time I played it.

  • 04.25.2006 6:42 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

Bobing half my head!!!

  • 04.25.2006 6:45 PM PDT
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Chemical Weapon!

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Less self-righteous posturing and ad hominem attacks will keep this thread open and its participants' posting privileges retained.

this one actually happened to me.

your walking down the street, and you suddenly wonder, "hey...where's my gun??

  • 04.25.2006 6:45 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

I just wanted to say that.

  • 04.25.2006 6:45 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

I ran up the steps like if I wanted to snipe someone

  • 04.25.2006 6:47 PM PDT
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posted by:Achronos
Less self-righteous posturing and ad hominem attacks will keep this thread open and its participants' posting privileges retained.

also, this happens to me:

i see a large group of people clustered togetcher below me, and i think: grenade

  • 04.25.2006 6:50 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

One time my teacher was ranting and blaming us for the India Tsunami and I wished I had a plasma granade( this was more than 2 years before I played halo. I read artices.) Also I wihed I had a beam rifle today and wihes I had a sentinel beam to see an annoying litle peas of BLAM die slowly and suffer.

  • 04.25.2006 6:52 PM PDT
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please keep track of your halo maniac thing reasons. whoever goes after this post will be
#3438

please, keep on subject...

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  • 04.25.2006 6:56 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

I suck at math and I have to go to " special classes " to cach up and there is this annoying girl who sters at me and my triger finger twiched and the thache took 15 minuits and I had 15 minuets less to finish my work. Then my trigger finger twiched nervoustly.
Litirally Triger fin ........... er I never said that.

  • 04.25.2006 6:58 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

#3520 then

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3439) you go to google video and type in searches for anything and everything halo.

3440) you buy stuff at the bungie store

OH! BUNGIE! YOU JUST GOT TOLD!!!!

oh yeh, and plz, don't delete me....sir......

  • 04.25.2006 7:02 PM PDT
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3441) you play with halo action figures.

3442) you make retarded fan art that has anime stuff that is stupid and also include animal-people getting pinned to the ground by a dude with an energy sword.

They are retarded (some of them)
check 'em out at HALO.BUNGIE.ORG

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  • 04.25.2006 7:02 PM PDT
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3443) you call short people grunts.

3444) you make videos on how to handle a banshee and then put them on the web (seriously, there are videos like this, called "the banshee handling chronicles" or something)

3445) you cheat, mod, standbuy, or glitch to get your team slayer level up.

3446) you run through h2 strategies in your head.

3447) you think that you have a digital personality in your head that talks to you.

3448) you twitch every time you see someone's back and say to yourself (or to others), "one easy assasin medal, commin' up...."

3449) you think that you are cool because you are the only one in your school to memorize the locations of every single weapon in the game.



p.s. why am i the only one doing this?!?!

3450) you post symptoms of a halo maniac because you think it makes you cool.

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  • 04.25.2006 7:31 PM PDT
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3451) You T-Bag everyone you knock down.

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  • 04.25.2006 9:27 PM PDT
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3450) when your bored in class u go through one of the campaing lvls in ur head and u remember the lvl perfectly and ur killing ever single enemy cause u remember how many of each guy there is. (like i do through my 3rd period class i usually do the first lvl i remember it the best)

  • 04.25.2006 9:30 PM PDT
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There's this anoying guy that thinks he's an elite with his own "air" energy sword!
Ultra Argon is his gamertag. You'll need a pretty low level to find him but if you do T-Bag him for me.

  • 04.25.2006 9:35 PM PDT
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3453 - Everytime you see a red X, you wonder who just died...

3454 - You won't hang out with any more than 4 friends at a time because thats the amount you are used to playing slayer with...

3455 - You buy things just because they remind you of Halo...

  • 04.26.2006 7:36 AM PDT
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Carrots.

3456: Whenever you see train tracks and you're with a friend, you say "Get the energy sword!" (Spoof of terminal because it has an energy sword in the midle of the tracks)

  • 04.26.2006 12:53 PM PDT