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Carrots.

Posted by: hellfirefire998
Heres the werd think most things I post there true to me.
Example: I have music, mobels and a huge file dedicated to halo
Also I with Cotana was human and was my girfreind
Many other syntoms are true to me.


Actualy, Cortana has a human counterpart, Doctor Catherine Haseley (Full name Catherine Elizabeth Haseley) who had her brain cloned to make Cortana, Cortana's hologram is a young image of Dr Haseley, Haseley, as I think, could be dead because she went with a spartana named Kelly and we never heard any of her story again, Haseley also recruited Master Chief into the spartan program.

Bonus:

3457:
You throw tape at someone and say "You got stuck you <The n00- I'm not saying it because shishka will come to my house with an Energy Sword and kill me.

  • 04.26.2006 12:59 PM PDT
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3458
When you attack somebody because there's no teamate icon over their head.
(almost did this one time...no...seriously...)

3459
when you break your legs because you jumped off the 5th story of a building and thought you would take no damage

3460
when you end up in court and use "I didnt know we were playing with no shields" as a defense

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  • 04.26.2006 1:19 PM PDT
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When you are speaking to your friend and he dosent reply straight away you shout "OMFG LAG!!!"

  • 04.26.2006 2:03 PM PDT
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my team on Xbox live is over for a tournament @ my house and they're staring @ me because I have done most of these things if not all of them......I even have the ODST skull tatoo on my bicep......I also have a tatoo across my back that says MARINES.......and I'm female......is that bad?

  • 04.26.2006 2:16 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

I know all the levels in order

  • 04.26.2006 2:26 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

You teach a friend who has halo where all his enemys are so he could easily kill all of them without wasting bullets.

  • 04.26.2006 2:32 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

you play halo 2 multiplayer maps alone so when you are in a tournament you can find the best hiding spots to snipe and the strongest wepons.

  • 04.26.2006 2:35 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

you beat halo and halo2 many times.

you know everey square inch of the level by memory.

you call your self " halo master " or " legendary Spartan pilot " or elete pilot.

you know the names of all the levels an vehecles by heart.

  • 04.26.2006 2:40 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

you shout at you friends for not knowing that they would get a wort hog an then a scorpion.

  • 04.26.2006 2:44 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

you dream that you were M.C. with a machette or energy sword

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When a substitute is at school you go on a computer to Bungie (my friend did that)

You make your own Plasma Grenaides and Plasma Pistol. I have.

  • 04.26.2006 2:58 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

we had a dumb party onece and I went on Bungie.net an this guy was looking at the monitor.
he was esdroping and I almost punched him in the face. but if I did it I would be suspended so I emagined the Spec Ops Leader shooting him with a carbine.

  • 04.26.2006 3:23 PM PDT
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Read my signature, about the dinner.

  • 04.26.2006 3:23 PM PDT
Subject: 3000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...
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Posted by: GezaB
Posted by: hellfirefire998
Heres the werd think most things I post there true to me.
Example: I have music, mobels and a huge file dedicated to halo
Also I with Cotana was human and was my girfreind
Many other syntoms are true to me.


Actualy, Cortana has a human counterpart, Doctor Catherine Haseley (Full name Catherine Elizabeth Haseley) who had her brain cloned to make Cortana, Cortana's hologram is a young image of Dr Haseley, Haseley, as I think, could be dead because she went with a spartana named Kelly and we never heard any of her story again, Haseley also recruited Master Chief into the spartan program.

Bonus:

3457:
You throw tape at someone and say "You got stuck you <The n00- I'm not saying it because shishka will come to my house with an Energy Sword and kill me.


'I was hitting my friends with a water bottle shouting, double kill, triple kill, etc. I also saw a plasma rifle out of the corner of my eye

  • 04.26.2006 3:24 PM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

Sometimes I wish I had a wepon rack with all the halo 2 wepons.
Today I had to have a blindfold on and my nose covered for science class, whitch was obout taste, and I imagened a huge war with Arbiter fighting brutes and fire, lots of fire.

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ok ppl lets stay on track no more thing that arent symptoms and lets number our things i believe the next one is 3473

3473) If u have changed alll the sounds on ur computer like thet start ep sounds and such to be halo sounds like when i turn my comp it plays the Halo theme Mjolnir Mix

  • 04.26.2006 4:09 PM PDT
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3474) You know you're a Halo maniac if you play the game.

  • 04.26.2006 4:55 PM PDT
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3475) you know you're a Halo maniac when you use a wireless controller, in the bathroom with someone telling u where to go and when to shoot, because u don't want to put the controller down for 5 seconds.

  • 04.26.2006 4:57 PM PDT

sure this one has been taken, but im not reading everyone of those.....
3476
While driving you try to splatter anyone crossing the street

  • 04.26.2006 5:19 PM PDT
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if you at a gun shop and and man picks up the sniper


you yell!!

GIVE ME THAT SNIPER OR IM GONA COMMIT SUICIDE!!!!
The man says go ahead.

you say.WELL THIS MAP HAS NO GERNADES SO IM JUST GONA LET THEM KILL ME!!

  • 04.26.2006 5:41 PM PDT
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Carrots.

3477: When you're waiting to cross the road and a jeep stops at a red light, you open the pasanger door and say to the driver: Floor it!

3478: You can't climb the fense, so you try to grenade jump over it.

3479: You go on a plain and punch the driver, jack it like a banshee.

3480: You posted in this thread.

  • 04.26.2006 6:15 PM PDT

"You ever wonder what's up there"
"Like what"
"Maybe someone up there was wondering what it's like here"
"I guess, do you think will ever meet them"
"I hope so, don't you...?"

- The proof there's intelligent life in the universe is the fact that they haven't visited Earth.

Join the Sangheili Empire, the last of the surviving Sangheili...

You make Elite noises instead of speaking English.

  • 04.26.2006 6:45 PM PDT

Its like holding onto an electric fence, and complaining that it hurts, yet you still do it. See the stupidity now?

How to make the Campaign worth playing

GT: I2edShift

lol topic post..some really funny ones in here (Fohammer extraction's great)

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  • 04.26.2006 7:34 PM PDT
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You stay at home from school just to play Halo. (Sorry don't know what number)

  • 04.26.2006 10:01 PM PDT
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EVERY TIME your parents let you drive, you run out to the car before they even get their shoes on, jump in through the driver window, somehow start driving before your feet even hit the floor, rip around in the front yard (sliding to a perfect stop in front of your family), and honk on the horn relentlessly.

  • 04.26.2006 10:12 PM PDT