- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
3527) When you're gettin' mugged in a back alleyway, you keep pushing your left thumbdown screaming, "Ooof, why won't it crouch?!
3528) You're out hunting duck with your friend. You both have shotguns. You both see the same duck and shoot at the same time. He shoots it down and you scream, "Get your damn host ass out of my party!"
3529) You see one of your gangsta homies down the street. You pull out you .9, shoot him four times in the head and scream, "What now -blam!-?! You just got four-shotted"