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Subject: 3000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...

You want to learn how to play electric guitar so you can play the theme song.

  • 05.13.2006 6:12 PM PDT
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When driving down the road you immediately look for the left trigger so that you can get a boost.

  • 05.13.2006 7:50 PM PDT
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Carrots.

3498) You dig up a skull and walk around naked thinking people can't see you.

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You hear someone say that there is a fight tonight on HBO and you immediately go to Halo.bungie.org and expect to find a live feed of 2 guys meleeing each other in the middle of Sanctuary.

  • 05.14.2006 6:20 AM PDT
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when your friend is talking to a girl you shout ''bet you can't stick it''

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3501) You catch a guy cheating on a test and you yell at the top of your lungs: "Modddddddddder"

[Edit] Numbered the post. I think we are up to that.

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You make a tackle in football and corpse hump the guy while yelling "I PWNED YOUR NOOB AZZZ"

  • 05.14.2006 8:30 AM PDT

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On your birthday you tell all your friends that you finally leveled up, and you are going to get up to the next level, next year...

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You hit someone on the back and say "wtf you're supposed to die and respawn"

  • 05.14.2006 8:28 PM PDT
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Your router does work anymore so you can't play Halo2 on xbox live. Your wife who used to say that "You play Halo too much" now says "You better get another router, your starting to stress out because of not playing Halo"

  • 05.14.2006 9:58 PM PDT

at the supermarket u grab a turkey and yell "cover me i got the bomb" then u jump in to ur teammates shopping cart rush the check out counter and and plant it yelling "SPOON"


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When you grab the white house flag and plant it in the kremlin in the hope of getting a medal.

  • 05.15.2006 12:42 AM PDT
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soz i havn't gone on dis forum for a bit

just counted from a while back dis ones 3516.) u hav watched the halo 3 trailer countless times already

  • 05.15.2006 10:34 AM PDT
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3517) When using the toilet you say bomb planted, bomb armed - and flush the toilet. Hopefully you do flush the toilet...nothing is more upsetting than having to look at what someone has left behind earlier.

3518) You use words like double kill and triple kill when killing insects such as flies.

3519) You use Halo lingo outside of xbox live.

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3520: When u get ure ass Kicked , U Scream Host Whore!


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3521: You re-post already used 'Symptoms of a Halo maniac' just to keep a thread like this going.

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3522: Your friends think you're insane because you can't shut up about Halo after watching the Halo 3 trailer. (Hehe...Guilty! :D)

Sorry if I stole anyone's post.

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3523: When in a fist-fight, you try to cancel after every punch.

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YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME WAS.........


THE HALO 3 TRAiler

  • 05.18.2006 4:19 PM PDT

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.


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3526) When your in your car and you see a guy with a cylender over his shoulder you yell rocket launcher! jump out of the car and start running away from him

  • 05.18.2006 5:08 PM PDT

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.


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Somebody post

  • 05.19.2006 12:37 PM PDT
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3527) When you're gettin' mugged in a back alleyway, you keep pushing your left thumbdown screaming, "Ooof, why won't it crouch?!

3528) You're out hunting duck with your friend. You both have shotguns. You both see the same duck and shoot at the same time. He shoots it down and you scream, "Get your damn host ass out of my party!"

3529) You see one of your gangsta homies down the street. You pull out you .9, shoot him four times in the head and scream, "What now -blam!-?! You just got four-shotted"

  • 05.19.2006 1:03 PM PDT
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All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

Well I looked over all 3529 symptoms and I couldn't think of anything new.

  • 05.19.2006 2:21 PM PDT