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Posted by: TH3 M4G1C 0WN5 U
3532) Going to the ancient Japan section of your local museum for school and knocking over the samuri figrure and yelling LOL OMFG I JUST BEAT DOWN THE SWORD GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



HAHAHA DUDE THATS HILARIOUS!!!! I DO THAT ALL THE TIME IN MATCHES!

  • 05.20.2006 9:39 PM PDT

Posted by: Masterxzy
3537) When you're in a crowded area you think to yourself, "Perfect chance for a killamanjaro"

Stupid, yet funny! LOL

  • 05.20.2006 10:23 PM PDT
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46 i think

When you get abducted by aliens you say "Wort Wort Wort" as they start to probe you.

  • 05.21.2006 12:34 AM PDT
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Wow, i noticed the numbers jumped from 45 to 3532, i just went onto 46

  • 05.21.2006 12:37 AM PDT
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47

You love halo 2 so much that you mod your xbox so that you can acutally have a chance online and continue playing...

[Edited on 5/21/2006]

  • 05.21.2006 12:38 AM PDT
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You make a tread about halo syptoms to see if you have any

  • 05.21.2006 12:41 AM PDT
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You actually have syptoms to post

  • 05.21.2006 12:42 AM PDT

Don't follow in my footsteps; I walk into walls
my 360s blog

10.
While using a Cellphone hands free set you keep getting frustrated when the conversation gets off topic. You intermittently ask where the flag is or if it’s clear to make a run for it. You may or may not conclude the conversation with “Cya back at the spawn”

9.
You’ve said the following words after sudden disappointment occurs: “Honey, I’m so sorry; my plasma rifle must have over heated.” This is quickly followed by a “Beat down” from your significant other and perhaps a moderately spirited attempt to smother you with a pillow.

8.
When driving your kids (one of whom was conceived during a paused game of Myth) to hockey practice in your shiny grey pickup truck you suddenly screech the tires and pull over to the side of the road. You jump out and unzip one of the bags in the back, handing each of your kids a hockey stick. “Quick, you man the turret and you get shotgun, I’ll drive,” you say as you put on a motorcycle helmet and pull the visor down.

7.
When your kids come home from school complaining about being bullied you pause your game only long enough to say. “Jesus! Man-Up -blam!- and stop being such a noob!” You then resume play only to get killed, at which time you scream, throwing down the controller “-blam!- sake! You got me killed you spoiled Brat!! GET TO YOUR ROOM, YOU’RE GROUNDED!!”

6.
For the last 4 Halloweens you’ve used the same 7-Foot tall costume made out of carefully cut up green plastic garbage containers. Surprisingly and perhaps coincidently, on the same day you found this costume in your closet all of the garbage containers in the neighborhood disappeared.

5.
You’ve decided it would be a better image for you if you spoke with that familiar, yet oh-so sexy deep, gruff voice of you know-who. Your wife goes for milk… and doesn’t come back. “She was a noob anyways” You say to yourself in the mirror while wearing reflective sunglasses, “She just couldn’t get the hang of dual wielding.”

4.
When your plasma rifle finally cools down and charges up again you call out for Cortana only to be “beat down” again… But this time you complain when you realize you’ve “respawned” at a checkpoint much earlier in the game. There’s a dull thud. You wake up some time later on the couch with a nagging headache.

3.
Your friends at work ask you what your plans are for this weekend, you tell them you’re having some friends over and throwing a party…. you go home. You login into Xbox Live and play 48hours straight of matchmaking games. What remains on Sunday is a shadow of your former self: Fingers covered in Cheezie powder, a Chocolate ring around your mouth, drool coating the front of your shirt, eyes so bloodshot they hurt to close, and a full bed pan at your feet.

2.
You are disgusted and thoroughly upset as you read an Article on Joystiq about a Game playing Brat overheard on Xbox Live Screaming “MOM! I said GEt me Some Mother-blam!-ing Chocolate MILK YOU -blam!-!” As you write your carefully thought out comment, recalling the details of the game, you slowly realize this was you… a 32 year old part-time babysitter screaming at your employer for much needed refreshment as you played on Xbox Live with her Kids.

1.
You wake up in the same cold sweat in a lonely bed in the basement apartment of your Parents’ house with no job, a mushy half eaten bowl of corn flakes next to you with a type-s controller prompting for input, vibrating in your crotch.

  • 05.23.2006 3:50 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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You know you play too much HALO when...
Your best friend is Sargeant Johnson, your in love with Cortana, and you cry when a marine dies near you, and you sob uncontrolably when you accidentally kill one.

and...
You know you play HALO too much when...
Your Xbox spontaneously combusts.

  • 05.23.2006 4:02 PM PDT
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You smack your friend in the back, he falls. You crouch and place your nutsack in his mouth and yell "PWNED BIATCH!!!"

  • 05.23.2006 4:13 PM PDT
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You beat down midgets while they sleep.

You rocket a bus full of people and yell, "KILLAMANJARO -blam!-!!!!

  • 05.23.2006 4:57 PM PDT
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You try to superbounce with your kid brother's pogo stick.

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You join the army and expect to survive a frag grenade.

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You grab a sword thinking you can take down a guy with a magnum.

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You went to Africa to look for Halo 3.

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You put on a two ton suit and think you can jump 10 feet into the air.

  • 05.23.2006 5:38 PM PDT
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You check for Beavers when you cross a Creek.

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You climb onto your roof, crouch by your chimney, then procede to jump off the roof. Wake up in the hospital, and tell everyone you were trying to superjump.

You constantly jump on top of random things and try to push them out of the map.

[Edited on 5/23/2006]

  • 05.23.2006 5:48 PM PDT
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You try to board a Warthog.

  • 05.23.2006 5:50 PM PDT
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When your mom asks you to make tea, you start sqautting in the graveyard.

  • 05.23.2006 5:53 PM PDT
Subject: 3000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...
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you fight with your science teacher about their opinion on ring worlds. then you notice that shes reading out of a textbook, and when she turnes around you switch it with a halo 2 guidebook. hows that for science class?

  • 05.23.2006 5:59 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

anytime you "stop" doing something you yell "LAAAAAGGGG!!!"

You stand in the middle of a highway, when a motorcycle drives by you jump on, punch out the driver, and start driving while yealling "BOARDED -blam!-!"

You are in a fight and you hit someone in the back, the person you are fighting turns around and you say "wtf man i just beat you down!"

Anytime you see someone on the ground, you run over, squat on their head, and yell "TEABAG!"

You throw a tennis ball at your friend and say "WTF I STUCK YOU!"

When your room is covered with plates, old food, and soda bottles, and your electricity bill is over $500

thats all i got for now

[Edited on 5/24/2006]

  • 05.23.2006 6:00 PM PDT
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When you know every superjump and glitch by heart.

  • 05.23.2006 6:17 PM PDT

When ever someone gets hits or something funny happens to someone you yell "OH PWNED!" I've caught myself on this one dozens of times

  • 05.23.2006 6:32 PM PDT

Anything can happen

when ur driving down the highway and someone cuts u off and u say damn noob

  • 05.23.2006 6:43 PM PDT