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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

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U called the marines and asked could u join the space marine program

  • 05.23.2006 6:45 PM PDT
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Play Legendary or don't play at all!
I have beaten the games on Legendary
[paradox] 99% of the people who claim to have beat Halo/Halo 2 haven't. If you are one of the 1% that has, copy this into your signature and if you dont you haven't beat it. [/paradox]
92% of teens moved on to rap music. If your part of the 8% that stayed with rock,© put this on your sig. {Courtesy of Almstask8r515}
I LOVE ROCK!!!! DEATH METAL IS MY THING!!!
DRUGS SUCK!!!

Your perception of reality begins to slip, and everyone you know and love (your pets and your mom) are becoming Covenant and Flood forms, and you feel compelled to kill them.

  • 05.23.2006 7:39 PM PDT

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Teach a man religion, and he will starve to death praying for a fish.

If you cover tennis balls with blue elmer's glue and throw them at people.

  • 05.23.2006 8:27 PM PDT
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when your in your office at work and start pretending you have a gun and you start rolling and dive ing to the floor to doge enemy fire

  • 05.23.2006 8:54 PM PDT

you beat someone down in th etrainstation and start teebaggin him.

you push someone under the train and tell everyone: "I didn't kill him, it were the guardians!"

  • 05.24.2006 1:28 AM PDT
Subject: 3000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...

I have walked the edge of the Abyss.I have governed the unwilling.I have witnessed countless empires break before me.I have seen the most courageous soldiers fall away in fear.[I was there with the Angel at the tomb]
I have seen your future.
And I have learned.
There will be no more Sadness. No more Anger. No more Envy.
I HAVE WON.
Oh, and your poet Eliot had it all wrong:
THIS is the way the world ends.
a friend of a friend (Cortanas first letter)

When your pen runs out of ink, u say, "damnit, Cortana start warming up the MAC gun, divert sugar stores"

  • 05.24.2006 2:45 AM PDT
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Any time ur playing tennis doubles, and ur partner screws up and hits the ball at you, you shout 'don't TK me u idiot.

  • 05.24.2006 4:13 AM PDT
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[quote]Posted by: SURFIN WRAITH
you steal the flag at a golfcourse and jump into a cart and yell "Floor It!!!!! - CableX

I love that one.

1. For me it's constantly humming all the music...everywhere I go and to whatever I'm doing. Including a very humiliating moment on air during my University Radio Show...but won't go in to that...

2. Walking around my house asking "Sir - Permission to leave the station.."

"For what purpose Master Chief/Ash?" (depends what mood I'm in)

"To give the Covenant back their [insert whatever task I'm doing]"

EDIT (examples:)
-hoover
-dirty dishes
-sometimes a bomb
-wort wort wort

3. Sometimes on the phone I break out into one of the following:
"wort wort wort"
"they got elite!"
"the demon is dead by my hands!"
"stupid buggers!"
"...and they most definately regret the core just blew up our raggidy ass fleet HOORAH!"


[Edited on 5/24/2006]

  • 05.24.2006 6:23 AM PDT
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When a gorilla scratches its head, you runaway yelling: "It's beserking!"

  • 05.24.2006 9:02 AM PDT
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you sit up in a tree for hours and when some one trips and falls you yell "HEAD SHOT!"

  • 05.24.2006 9:31 AM PDT
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you pick up the controller and put on the head set and start playing live and then you yell...son of a biznitch you have to be cheating...but the xbox isn't on.

  • 05.24.2006 9:37 AM PDT
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you pretend to be sniping a elite when no one is looking

  • 05.24.2006 9:38 AM PDT
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your playing rugby, and when someone falls over, you go and try to t-bag them

  • 05.24.2006 9:39 AM PDT
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When you're at school, two big people are punching you very hard. You say to the teacher i got beat up by 2 Hunters.

  • 05.24.2006 12:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: Air Breather23
When a gorilla scratches its head, you runaway yelling: "It's beserking!"


lmao....

you sing the halo theme song behind your breath

  • 05.24.2006 1:12 PM PDT
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you play the halo theme song when your in band or choir

  • 05.24.2006 1:13 PM PDT
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um how do you keep track how many there are when no one is marking which number it is?

  • 05.24.2006 1:14 PM PDT
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Play Legendary or don't play at all!
I have beaten the games on Legendary
[paradox] 99% of the people who claim to have beat Halo/Halo 2 haven't. If you are one of the 1% that has, copy this into your signature and if you dont you haven't beat it. [/paradox]
92% of teens moved on to rap music. If your part of the 8% that stayed with rock,© put this on your sig. {Courtesy of Almstask8r515}
I LOVE ROCK!!!! DEATH METAL IS MY THING!!!
DRUGS SUCK!!!

Posted by: KSI FallenXile
this is a true story...

your teacher has your principal come in and talk to you, as a class about rules.... you start off with the obvious subject of tardies... cursing.. and then you get to wat is not allowed in school.. as the teacher progresses, a student from the back ask y cant we brings to school?, the principal replies, now comeon wat would u guys be like if you all had guns.... the dude in the back shouts out... "NO SCOPE!!!!" as he is pulled out of class for trying to t-bag the air.


Dude... something is seriously wrong with that kid...
I didn't know people could litterally be that stupid.

  • 05.24.2006 1:18 PM PDT

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  • 05.24.2006 1:59 PM PDT
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# I don't know

When you see a parachuter about to land, you think it's an elite coming down a gravity lift so you throw a sticky at his feet.

You throw a grenade in your moms car thinking the car will just respawn

While your jumping on the trampoline you yell "I JUST FOUND A NEW SUPER JUMP!!!"

  • 05.24.2006 3:08 PM PDT
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You participate in one of these threads.

You memorize the dialogue fromt the cut-scenes. (I have)

You build a life size elite costume.

  • 05.24.2006 3:14 PM PDT

Faith in humanity:

:( I__I__________I :)

''93: On the golf course: when you someone take the flag, you beat him up and shout
FLAG RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 05.24.2006 3:56 PM PDT
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Play Legendary or don't play at all!
I have beaten the games on Legendary
[paradox] 99% of the people who claim to have beat Halo/Halo 2 haven't. If you are one of the 1% that has, copy this into your signature and if you dont you haven't beat it. [/paradox]
92% of teens moved on to rap music. If your part of the 8% that stayed with rock,© put this on your sig. {Courtesy of Almstask8r515}
I LOVE ROCK!!!! DEATH METAL IS MY THING!!!
DRUGS SUCK!!!

You memorize the HALO cinematic dialoug without meaning to, and you can recite it on a moments notice...

I'm guilty of that...

  • 05.24.2006 5:13 PM PDT
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U fill ur paintball gun up with blue paintballs thinking its a plasma rifle.
U play a game of basketball and throw it at the other team,thinking they will blow up.
While playing a game of dodgeball u find u have a pen in ur pocket u take the pen cap off then throw it in the middle of 2 people.
U wont walk around ur freind because he's black and ur white because u are on different sides.
u see a fight during a parade and u take ur purple pet bird out and u press the ''b'' button and try to kill them with a banshe bomb.

  • 05.24.2006 5:33 PM PDT