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crouch in a corner in your house, go on your roof and jump off thinking you can super jump.
LOL

  • 12.01.2006 7:19 AM PDT
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You jump on a moving car in an attempt to board it.

  • 12.01.2006 9:22 AM PDT
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#8200. when u spit a spitball at the kid siting infront u and u yell"NO SCOPE"

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  • 12.01.2006 9:24 AM PDT

Deuteronomy 24:16 - The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.

Basically, Jesus cannot die for your sins, only you can.

I was playin foosball, scored 5x in a row, and yelled "KILLING SPREE!" My roomates want me to seek therapy

  • 12.01.2006 11:08 AM PDT
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u tell ur boss u were late for work because of lagg

everytime u talk u look for the white button, but realize ur in real life (actually happened to me after 24 hour XBL gaming.)

  • 12.01.2006 11:28 AM PDT
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To play or not to play....

I finally learned grenade jumping is not as good in real life.

I was at the mall and thought I saw a sentinal I looked around for a plasma pistol then I relaised it was only a baloon. Oh and that plasma pistols don't really exist.

I thought I saw a Flood carrier form in my neighbours house. It turns out the lady livingthere was just a little over weight.

When I go to drive my car I keep thinking I should hit the X button to board the vehical.

I thought my street was being invaded by grunts but then I realised that the kids were going to school. Luckily this was before I tried to malee them.

I am beginning to realise that hitting people in the back doesn't always put them down. No more bar brawls for me (damn it all).

I heard a radio report about a Flood and I thought about activating Halo.

I got into an argument with someone and was most dissapointed when I couldn't mute them.



  • 12.01.2006 4:43 PM PDT
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you think that if your are shot at you just need to find some cover and wait for you sheilds to 'recharge'

  • 12.01.2006 6:03 PM PDT
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You mimorize the intire Game script.
(I mimorized the Whole dear sarge part on Delta Halo and said the when me and my friend were playing, Priceless reaction when Sarge yelled at me.)

  • 12.01.2006 6:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: thehalofreak
you climb on top of a really high bridge and expect to find a scarab gun floating.
(Lol)
The after words you look for a Godzilla sized Soccer Ball to shoot.

  • 12.01.2006 6:31 PM PDT

salt

when someone is shaking you say "stop standbying!"

  • 12.01.2006 7:09 PM PDT
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You practice your Elite Sword pulling moves 7 time a day to make sure your that good.

  • 12.01.2006 7:14 PM PDT
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When your playing a sport and a good player on the other team dominates, afterwards you say he had host and you could pull out a can 'o whoop azz on him on your host.

When you try to build Halo stuff out of legos.

When you and your friends don't call each other by your real names you call them by their gamer tags.

When your at church they mention "The Ark" you say, " No if we activate it it will kill all life!"

When you make a thread on B.Net makers of Halo saying "8000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LETS GET 10,000"

  • 12.03.2006 7:26 PM PDT
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when you r like me

  • 12.03.2006 7:35 PM PDT
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You ignore people by walking into walls claiming that you're being bridged out.

  • 12.03.2006 10:20 PM PDT
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The truth is out there. We're just not looking in the right places.

Jump off a skyscraper thinking that you won't get hurt.

  • 12.03.2006 10:37 PM PDT
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You start seeing a red target retical over everyone you hate

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  • 12.04.2006 3:30 AM PDT
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#infinite - You hear sombody playing their music too loud through headphones and search the air for a pause and Y button to mute them

#infinite 2 - You are talking with a group of friends and some weirdo comes by and says a very off topic thing you yell out "Boot 'em!!"

#infinite 3 - Everyone on your friendlist appears on Halo 2/offline/XBOX Live dashboard

#infinite 4 - When you are playing football a kid walks up and asks if he can play and you ask "Whats your rank?"

#infinite 5 - You are a moon/crescent/eclipsed sun/halo ring and you didn't mod.

#infinite 6 - Your girlfriend asks if you wanna go see a movie and you say "I'm busy on Halo!"

#infinite 7 - You bought XBOX just for Halo/Halo2.

#infinite 8 - You bought the Halo special edition XBOX.

  • 12.08.2006 5:30 PM PDT
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When you look at your dinner table and you see "press Y to dual wield fork"
I'm not sure who posted it but it was posted a reeeaaly long time ago on the flood forums in a topic like this and it made me laugh my A** off.

Also I've noticed that after playing for an hour plus I constantly reach for the white button to talk, even if I'm not playing.

[Edited on 12/8/2006]

  • 12.08.2006 6:45 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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I repeat, sing along with me, I run the streets the streets don't run me.

While at church, you hear the word “Covenant” so you get up and scream uncontrollably. You then proceed to mêlée you pastor to the death with a hymn book.

  • 12.11.2006 7:16 PM PDT
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I repeat, sing along with me, I run the streets the streets don't run me.

You go to Time’s Square during Summer Break with a big rock, a MC suit, and two fake SMG’s. You then position yourself in the middle of the crossroads exactly as MC is on the cover of Halo 2.

  • 12.11.2006 7:17 PM PDT
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I repeat, sing along with me, I run the streets the streets don't run me.

While playing tennis, you serve the ball and yell, “Frag out!” then run away screaming madly.

  • 12.11.2006 7:17 PM PDT
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I repeat, sing along with me, I run the streets the streets don't run me.

While playing chess or checkers you constantly yell out, “Gained the lead!” or “Lost the lead!’

  • 12.11.2006 7:18 PM PDT
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I repeat, sing along with me, I run the streets the streets don't run me.

When you double – jump someone in checkers you get up and scream, “Double Kill!” in their face.

  • 12.11.2006 7:19 PM PDT
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I repeat, sing along with me, I run the streets the streets don't run me.

You run into a mall and yell, “It’s clear!” To your friends and you move up. Then you go into a store, grab a whole bunch of stuff, and run out yelling to your friends, “I’ve got their flag, cover me!” and your friends start throwing random crap at the store while making laser noises

  • 12.11.2006 7:20 PM PDT