- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
The 7th Column is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me snipe in green pastures upon coagulation:
He leadeth me to plasma in waterworks.
He restoreth my sheild:
He leadeth me in the way of the energy sword for Bungies sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of burial mounds,
I will fear no n3wb: For thou art with me;
Thy fuelrod and thy sword, they comfort me.
Thou giveth me full ammo in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my head with killtaculars; My warthog runneth over.
Surely L337ness and Kill Frenzies shall follow me all the hours of my login,
and I will dwell in the Leader Boards forever.
-THE BOOK OF l337