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Describe the worst halo players you've ever seen, killed, fought alongside, laughed at, etc.

  • 07.30.2004 7:48 PM PDT
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Thats quite a long list, are you sure you want me to list them all?

  • 07.30.2004 7:51 PM PDT
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Well my buddy i guess couldint get the driving down. He would always run my teamates over or get curious on how many shot gun blasts it took to the back of the head to kill.........UR OWN TEAMATE!! I hate that guy.

  • 07.30.2004 7:56 PM PDT
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I know a guy who, after all your hard work of getting the flag, will kill you right after and steal the flag from you just so he can get a capture. Makes you wonder if he can do it any other way.

  • 07.30.2004 7:58 PM PDT
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I can't really say the names.

But it was a fun CTF 3v3 match on XBC, 3 players were me, and 2 other members of my clan, and then 3 random people.

Anyway, while my two clan members were getting a warthog, I went on foot to the blue base with just a pistol and a shotgun, when I got there, I am telling the truth here, I killed all 3 people about..2, 3 times each before they all killed me..

It was pretty funny seeing them complain after the match.

  • 07.30.2004 8:04 PM PDT
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I have one... well.. hes not quite my friend, but he plays Halo and sucks at it so I might as well speak of him. One time, back before he got Halo, I would take my XBOX to his house so we could play it. Well, one time, we were on SC. It was going just fine and of course, it was on easy (serve the newb for the night). We were at the part where you're supposed to leave the warthog behind and go on foot. We had just defeated all of those enemies on that slop and we were advancing upward. We were right next to eachother and except I was just a tad bit in front of him. We were walking in the middle of the path when we came across a big rock. I went around one way, he went around the other. When we met on the other side (keep in mind, i was slightly in front of him), he yells out "ENEMY" and hits me in the back with his AR. I turned to him and I said, "DUDE! What the crap was that?!" He, of course, didnt have an answer for me.

  • 07.30.2004 8:06 PM PDT
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My friend in Amreica (im am in England) who has been playing HAlo longer than me, and when my other friends in America told him I beat The Maw on legendary, he didn't believe it.
Or my frien here, Jack, who does't even know who are allies...

  • 07.30.2004 10:56 PM PDT
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I was playing single player on Lengendary on the first level. My brothers friend came down and saw me playing and mocked me because i diead after i got hit with a grenade. So i challenged him to 1 v 1 his choice of level gametype and weapons. It was Slayer human weapons on Blood Gultch 50 frags, his "Specialty" I immediately got the sniper rifle fragged him then it was downhill from there I won 50 to 2. THe only kills he got was when he ran me over in a worthog, and when he threw the luckiest grenade i ever saw

  • 07.30.2004 11:31 PM PDT
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The worst player I ever played claimed I "hacked" when I landed a plasma grenade on his back. I also "hacked" when I naded the RL to my partner at Hang 'Em. This was on XBC, and until then I was under the impression only halfway decent players went on XBC.

  • 07.31.2004 12:29 AM PDT
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i know some one who is a disability to have on your team, especuly in team slayer, he practicly givs the other team points.[color=003247] and his name is noddegamra[/color]

  • 07.31.2004 12:41 AM PDT
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everyone i play with are really really bad, and everytime you win they say i cheated, if course im not going to die if i have an over sheild and shotgun and they use the sniper in close quaters,even with just the pistol i can win and im sure anyone else here would smash them if they ever played them. and i better not get started on co-op mode......

  • 07.31.2004 1:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: mazza
everyone i play with are really really bad, and everytime you win they say i cheated, if course im not going to die if i have an over sheild and shotgun and they use the sniper in close quaters,even with just the pistol i can win and im sure anyone else here would smash them if they ever played them. and i better not get started on co-op mode......


I understand about people who think you have a modded XBox or something.

Some guy thought I wasn't dying while he was shooting at me with horrible aim with the pistols on my base in a CTF match, yet he was so close he could even get a good shot, and when I blew him up with a grenade, he said the greandes were modified.

  • 07.31.2004 1:27 AM PDT
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Here's just a few I found:
* Josh. He's my mates little brother.
* Kempy. He's Josh's mate.
* Daryl. He's Josh's mate.
* Ashley. He's one of my mates.

Josh literally hands points to the other team by running over to the enemie's base (in Slayer, there's no point!).

Kempy commits suicide more than anybody else I know. He will fire a Rocket Launcher at his feet if he knows you're going to take him out. Thing is, he does this when you're stood about 15ft away with a Plasma Rifle.

Daryl plays (and owns a copy of) Halo quite a lot, but he never gets better. He does all of the simple n00b mistakes; like running out in the open on Sidewinder with a Shotgun.

Ashley loves the Sniper Rifle and takes it at every possible chance. Thing is, he's the worst sniper I've ever seen. He camps one hell of a lot and when he camps, its rare that he gets a shot on someone running.

You may think I'm a little harsh on these guys but they all own an XBOX and a copy of Halo. When we play systemlink, its sometimes their XBOXs we use as they live quite close to our usual Halo spot. Taking a look at their campaign games I saw that none of them had completed the game on Normal (Josh was on Keyes on Normal, Kempy was on Halo on Easy after having it the longest, Daryl was on Guilty Spark 343 on Normal and Ashley was on The Maw on Easy).

[color=white] Worst thing is, NONE of them know how to play any other gametype than Slayer. In my opinion CTF and KotH are better than Slayer, and we can never play it with them because they don't understand it [/color]

PS. I know you don't know any of these guys I just thought if I used names it would make it one hell of a lot easier to understand me.

  • 07.31.2004 3:24 AM PDT
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My one friend is always complaining: "I'm shooting you in the head!!! Why won't you die?!?!"
When in fact his aiming is so spratic and nowhere near my head I have to force myself not to laugh.
This guy is so bad that sometimes I won't kill him when his back is to me....god I love the crunch of a melee attack.....
Yesterday, my friend quit playing, he said it was "No fun to play against you anymore, you're too good." I was thinking that it really wasn't the fact that I'm "too good", it's that he sucks...really sucks....(I am pretty damn good though...(yes, I'm bragging))
I hope Halo2 has bots, this is the third friend I've burned out, and the only friend that was competition moved 2500 miles away...

[Edited on 7/31/2004 2:01:49 PM]

  • 07.31.2004 2:00 PM PDT
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i had a mate who fort he was so great at halo he used to say"im tougher than any elite" and on BG i was hiding in one of the buildings with a sniper rifle he went to the other building and fort it was mine he ran in shooting and yelling "yes i killed you!" when suddenly a bullet whent straight through his head and killed him and there was me staning miles away across the map, what a dork.

  • 08.01.2004 8:30 AM PDT
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Posted by: Sniper Joe
I know a guy who, after all your hard work of getting the flag, will kill you right after and steal the flag from you just so he can get a capture. Makes you wonder if he can do it any other way.

yeah, i saw that. that bastard.....he also tends to run you over with vehicles. when you're on the same team. and then he laughs, instead of saying "oh -blam!-, i'm sorry" like you're supposed to.

this is probably something that's happened to everyone, but here it is.
friend of mine and me were playing on xbc, a 2 on 2 bg ctf. one of them was camping, sniping at our base, with the inviso. i snuck up behind him, and whacked him in the back for all the trouble he caused us.

  • 08.01.2004 9:10 AM PDT
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The crappy players that annoy me the most are the ones who don't know how to use guns and grenades and end up killing themselves with thier own grenades rendering some one-on-one or two-on-two matches useless.

  • 08.01.2004 9:16 AM PDT
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speaking of what u said, there's this guy who, the first time he played halo, he got the grenade and fire buttons mixed up, and stuck Sniper Joe with a plasma while they were playing coop. and he kept doing it over, and over.

  • 08.01.2004 9:23 AM PDT