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Subject: Life After Halo 2...
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Once Halo 2 finally releases, Earth will never be the same again. Birth rates will drop by a significant amount, school and work absences will rise, cases of fainting will be more common, death rates will go up due to doctors on "vacation", there will be Halo Pre-Schools, Halo Elementary Schools, Halo High Schools, and several University of Halos throughout the world for students who find no more interest in academic education. Walt Disney will be run by the Spartan, Master Chief will replace Mickey Mouse and Cortana will replace Minnie Mouse. Universal Studios will be run by the Covenant and Six Flags will be run by the Flood. All outside entertainment will be ceased due to the extensive play of Halo 2. All religions will become one and everyone will kneel down before Bungie and Microsoft, and our new God will be Master Chief. All the stories in history books will be changed and we will be able to tell our kids and grand kids who saved us all from the end of the world. There will be only 3 television stations...The Halo Cartoon Network for kids, The Halo Comedy Network for kids and adults, and The Halo Movie Network for adults. Marine Drop Ships will be our source of flying and Warthogs will be what we drive. It doesnt matter though because we'll probably be inside eating, breathing, and sleeping Halo 2. One man will stand above us all though...our new president...Bill Gates. ;)

[Edited on 7/31/2004 1:39:30 PM]

  • 07.31.2004 1:37 PM PDT
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shut up every one knows that alot of ppl will be missing from school at least

  • 07.31.2004 1:39 PM PDT
Subject: Thats true lol
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I'll be one of many.

  • 07.31.2004 1:40 PM PDT
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There's no such thing as "life after halo2"

  • 07.31.2004 1:42 PM PDT
Subject: Life After Halo 2...
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Why the attitude. Cool off, man. Just let the guy express himself. Don't kill the moment.

  • 07.31.2004 1:43 PM PDT
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lmao you make me laugh..... obvious some people take halo too seriously

  • 07.31.2004 1:45 PM PDT
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not me im goin to school

  • 07.31.2004 1:46 PM PDT
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lol.....

  • 07.31.2004 1:59 PM PDT