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Posted by: evilcam
Gz, I'd kill the whole world for you
3-19-07
Nervous Worry: Here it goes...
Posted by: x Foman123 x
- You are required to not wear pants while logged into Bungie.net.
Confused Amusement: Sir, we already have that one covered, sir (Seriously).
- You are required to choose the Bungie.net avatar which best represents what your mother looks like.
Light-hearted: Sir, if our mother were to be represented as an odd shape, ours would work pretty well, sir.
- Forum Ninjas shall no longer be referred to as "moderators," "mods," or "Forum Ninjas." You are required to refer to Forum Ninjas as "Forum -blam!-s." As part of this rule, whenever addressing a Forum Ninja in the forums or private messages, you are to begin and end each sentence with "sir" (or "ma'am" for Achilles1108).
Seriousness: Sir, can do, sir.
- Lumpy pudding is against the rules (as it always has been), along with all other food that isn't considered to be celery. Violations of this rule will result in forced diet plans and viewing of Richard Simmons videos.
Seriousness: Sir, we've been needing to go on a diet, thank you sir.
- Use of the ampersand ("&") and semicolons (";") are now considered memes, punishable by extreme bans.
Pleading: Sir, we can understand restricting use of the ampersand, but the semicolon? Please don't do that, sir.
- From now on, you must browse Bungie.net using only a Mac. Your audio player must be Windows Media Player and it must be set to play a loop of Miley Cirus songs whenever browsing BNet.
Regretful Acceptance: Sir, you might as well ban us now, sir.
- Do not refer to yourself in the first person. You must mention yourself in third person or the collective first person at all times.
Inquisitive: Sir, what about referring to ourselves as "This one," Hanar style, sir?
- All questions asked on the forums must be phrased as an answer, Jeopardy Style.
Sadness: Sir, we honestly cannot manage this with some of the questions we ask. We will accept punishment, sir.
- There will be random bannings, because we may have not caught you doing anything wrong, but we are sure you did at some point. Any appeals to these bans will result in immediate promotion to Exalted Mythic Member. Also note that all formal ban appeals must be typed with your toes, and socks must be worn while typing.
Seriousness: Sir, we've sure I've Trolled at some point, sir!
- All posts in all forums must include a subliminal message praising Bungie, Achronos, and/or the Forum Ninjas. Violations of this rule will result in restrictions on the length of your posts to 3 characters or less.
Seriousness: Sir, We shall follow such a wonderful rule with great pleasure, sir!
- All posts addressed to or private messages sent to Achronos must include at least six (6) smileys. Violations of this rule will result in warnings for the first offense and permaban for subsequent offenses.
Stern: Sir, this will not be applicable to most users, sir.
- For sanitary reasons, you are required to wash your hands and use Purell before typing any post in the public forums. Additionally, you must wash your own mouth out with soap whenever typing a word that is censored out by the -blam!- filter. We anticipate no violations of this rule at all, so there is no penalty for violating it.
Confused: Sir, we find it difficult to do this as the sinks are all the way down the hall, sir.
- Every new forum post must be screened by a Forum Ninja. Please PM Duardo with exactly what you wish to post for approval. Do not post until you receive approval from Duardo.
Seriousness: Sir, done, sir.
- Due to the increased popularity of Twitter, all posts must be "Twitter-style." This is also known as the "Anti-Foman Rule."
Pride: Sir, you'll find that each of my comments meets this requirement, sir.
- Since conveying emotions through text is hard to do, you must now prefix all your posts with an emotive statement to clarify your tone, much like the Elcore from Mass Effect.
Seriousness: Sir, yes sir!
Other Information:
- The term "-blam!-" is now considered profanity and will be added to the profanity filter. The usual strict enforcement of the "do not evade the profanity filter" rule will apply to this term as well.
Seriousness: Sir, yes sir.