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Subject: HFCS Announces New Supplemental Forum Rules

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Posted by: urk
Then there are the people who poop in the mash potatoes. Those people get launched out on their asses.

[Vry SRS]@ Forum Mod Yes, Mother was very strict.

Please remember to phrase all questions Jeopardy style >:/

  • 04.01.2010 9:33 AM PDT

Challenge me to a Hawaiian Punch chugging contest. I dare you.


Posted by: mubox47
$.50 in store credit.

Amusement- @The Sage Of Halo. lol vista.

Disbelief- @ Specter Wolf. EAKLE can't believe Specter Wolf isn't conforming to these amazing rules.
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[Edited on 04.01.2010 9:35 AM PDT]

  • 04.01.2010 9:35 AM PDT

Horror: @Specter Wolf dmbfan09 doesn't ever want to break any rules, so *Yoozel doesn't drink too much* he will do everything that the Forum -blam!-s tell him to do.

  • 04.01.2010 9:35 AM PDT

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[mild bemusement]I believe @Specter Wolf refuses to get with the program. He must be banned

  • 04.01.2010 9:35 AM PDT
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Sorry face: @borrowedchief

I would take your warning into consideration sir. Thanks for the warning sir.

  • 04.01.2010 9:35 AM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

Posted by: The EAKLE
Disbelief- @ Specter Wolf. EAKLE can't believe Specter Wolf isn't conforming to these amazing rules.
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Posted by: dmbfan09
Horror: @Specter Wolf dmbfan09 doesn't ever want to break any rules, so *Yoozel doesn't drink too much* he will do everything that the Forum -blam!-s tell him to do.


Posted by: The Sage Of Halo
[mild bemusement]I believe @Specter Wolf refuses to get with the program. He must be banned


It seems that all but a few have lost their -blam!- minds.

  • 04.01.2010 9:41 AM PDT
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Very Srs Business: @Spector wolf was also a rebel in last years April fools, i think he should be banned until the next life like the dude who didn't say "sir".

  • 04.01.2010 9:43 AM PDT

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Condescending Interjection: You best be listening to Party in the USA.

  • 04.01.2010 9:47 AM PDT

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Ha Ha!, Iz funny because those aren't really new rules because they are so ridiculous.

  • 04.01.2010 9:48 AM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

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Very Srs Business: @Spector wolf was also a rebel in last years April fools, i think he should be banned until the next life like the dude who didn't say "sir".



Wrong! I was loyal to the introduction to the Shadow Mods, something well needed, but this is flat out ridiculous! The Moderator staff here has taken one too many steps over the line now.

  • 04.01.2010 9:49 AM PDT
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"The cradle rocks above an abyss, and common sense tells us that our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness."
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Curious - Answer: Yes.

  • 04.01.2010 9:49 AM PDT
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Lol: @x Lord Revan x

I don't have a mac and if you even think of me putting that "crap" on my computer, you would also have to give me a gun and a few seconds alone time then maybe a decent funeral, to be cremated. Even trying to play Miley Cyrus at my funeral will lead for me to come out of my coffin walk over to the thing playing music, throw it on the floor and stamp 1000000 times on it before going back to my coffin.

  • 04.01.2010 9:51 AM PDT

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Posted by: urk
Then there are the people who poop in the mash potatoes. Those people get launched out on their asses.

[Shock and awe] RT @ squirrel dudeHa Ha!, Iz funny because those aren't really new rules because they are so ridiculous.

[Jeopardy style Q and A] Taking your fate in your own hands

;P

  • 04.01.2010 9:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: evilcam
Gz, I'd kill the whole world for you




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Nervous Worry: Here it goes...

Posted by: x Foman123 x
- You are required to not wear pants while logged into Bungie.net.


Confused Amusement: Sir, we already have that one covered, sir (Seriously).

- You are required to choose the Bungie.net avatar which best represents what your mother looks like.
Light-hearted: Sir, if our mother were to be represented as an odd shape, ours would work pretty well, sir.

- Forum Ninjas shall no longer be referred to as "moderators," "mods," or "Forum Ninjas." You are required to refer to Forum Ninjas as "Forum -blam!-s." As part of this rule, whenever addressing a Forum Ninja in the forums or private messages, you are to begin and end each sentence with "sir" (or "ma'am" for Achilles1108).
Seriousness: Sir, can do, sir.

- Lumpy pudding is against the rules (as it always has been), along with all other food that isn't considered to be celery. Violations of this rule will result in forced diet plans and viewing of Richard Simmons videos.

Seriousness: Sir, we've been needing to go on a diet, thank you sir.

- Use of the ampersand ("&") and semicolons (";") are now considered memes, punishable by extreme bans.

Pleading: Sir, we can understand restricting use of the ampersand, but the semicolon? Please don't do that, sir.

- From now on, you must browse Bungie.net using only a Mac. Your audio player must be Windows Media Player and it must be set to play a loop of Miley Cirus songs whenever browsing BNet.

Regretful Acceptance: Sir, you might as well ban us now, sir.

- Do not refer to yourself in the first person. You must mention yourself in third person or the collective first person at all times.
Inquisitive: Sir, what about referring to ourselves as "This one," Hanar style, sir?

- All questions asked on the forums must be phrased as an answer, Jeopardy Style.
Sadness: Sir, we honestly cannot manage this with some of the questions we ask. We will accept punishment, sir.

- There will be random bannings, because we may have not caught you doing anything wrong, but we are sure you did at some point. Any appeals to these bans will result in immediate promotion to Exalted Mythic Member. Also note that all formal ban appeals must be typed with your toes, and socks must be worn while typing.

Seriousness: Sir, we've sure I've Trolled at some point, sir!

- All posts in all forums must include a subliminal message praising Bungie, Achronos, and/or the Forum Ninjas. Violations of this rule will result in restrictions on the length of your posts to 3 characters or less.
Seriousness: Sir, We shall follow such a wonderful rule with great pleasure, sir!

- All posts addressed to or private messages sent to Achronos must include at least six (6) smileys. Violations of this rule will result in warnings for the first offense and permaban for subsequent offenses.
Stern: Sir, this will not be applicable to most users, sir.

- For sanitary reasons, you are required to wash your hands and use Purell before typing any post in the public forums. Additionally, you must wash your own mouth out with soap whenever typing a word that is censored out by the -blam!- filter. We anticipate no violations of this rule at all, so there is no penalty for violating it.
Confused: Sir, we find it difficult to do this as the sinks are all the way down the hall, sir.

- Every new forum post must be screened by a Forum Ninja. Please PM Duardo with exactly what you wish to post for approval. Do not post until you receive approval from Duardo.

Seriousness: Sir, done, sir.

- Due to the increased popularity of Twitter, all posts must be "Twitter-style." This is also known as the "Anti-Foman Rule."


Pride: Sir, you'll find that each of my comments meets this requirement, sir.

- Since conveying emotions through text is hard to do, you must now prefix all your posts with an emotive statement to clarify your tone, much like the Elcore from Mass Effect.
Seriousness: Sir, yes sir!

Other Information:

- The term "-blam!-" is now considered profanity and will be added to the profanity filter. The usual strict enforcement of the "do not evade the profanity filter" rule will apply to this term as well.


Seriousness: Sir, yes sir.

  • 04.01.2010 9:52 AM PDT

Challenge me to a Hawaiian Punch chugging contest. I dare you.


Posted by: mubox47
$.50 in store credit.

Slightly Amused/Questioning- @Specter Wolf: Answer-No you do not.

  • 04.01.2010 9:52 AM PDT

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no offense 'stosh', but I don't think you're funny
Posted by: stosh
No offense, but I don't think you're the armor 'king'.
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UBER SUPER DUPER EXCITED: Sir, these new Forum -blam!- rules are fantacular!

:D :D :D :D :D :D

(Oh wait, that wasn't to Acronos. Damnit. Heeeeeeeeeey if -blam!- is part of the profanity filter, but we have to call you Forum -blam!-... heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy)

  • 04.01.2010 9:54 AM PDT
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“To say more would spoil be it’s overall its a game that needs to be played.” - Aristotle

Alright Revan, you know what time it is. It's time for me to do what I do best: REBEL!

  • 04.01.2010 10:11 AM PDT

I do all of these anyway. Especially the no pants part. So this should be easy to follow.

  • 04.01.2010 10:11 AM PDT

Don't worry, It's gunna b k.

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Why is it funny?

  • 04.01.2010 10:12 AM PDT
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The End

‘The conscious is cancerous if allowed to linger’

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

[Gleeful anticipation] @Lord Snakie TOM T 117 is looking forward to banning you most

[Edited on 04.01.2010 10:16 AM PDT]

  • 04.01.2010 10:15 AM PDT

I am human, I am good and bad as well. But I try my hardest to stay good. And some of the things I do and say may be bad. Or just not too good, but I do try.

So with that said I don't fault you. I mean your only human, good or bad.

Stat and Sig

Sir I like these new rules Sir.

  • 04.01.2010 10:15 AM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

Posted by: Lord Snakie
Alright Revan, you know what time it is. It's time for me to do what I do best: REBEL!


Good to see that you refuse to accept these idiotic rules.

  • 04.01.2010 10:20 AM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Specter Wolf
Posted by: chickenlittle
You said that the Ampersand is against the rules. How do we do the pretzel-mouth smiley now?


Not to mention that it also includes the newly banned semicolon too.

;-&

I don't see any inconsistencies here.
I am going to take you to court for infringing upon my rights on this website. I foresee no problems with that.

  • 04.01.2010 10:22 AM PDT

Sad contemplation: @Lord Snakie dmbfan09 will be *Bungie rocks!* saddened to see you go.

[Edited on 04.01.2010 10:24 AM PDT]

  • 04.01.2010 10:23 AM PDT

You say tomato; I say potato.

@Foman: Sir, you are either a cylon or a clone of your mom, sir.

  • 04.01.2010 10:27 AM PDT