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Posted by: Shishka
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Posted by: KiLMoNsTeR2
DOES THIS MEAN HALO 3 IS MADE BY BUNGIE?!?
Halo 2,
What can I say about you that already that hasn't already been said about Jessica Alba? You were beautiful from the moment I laid eyes upon you. Fresh from the dentist on launch day, just a Sophomore in high school, I made a trip to the store just to purchase you, numb mouth and all. Oh, the times we had were amazing.
I'll never forget before the first patch how my immature 15-year old self thought I was cool because I could ghost only to turn around once I grabbed the flag and walk two feet to the base. Yes, they screamed "Cheater!", but you never judged me, Halo 2. You stood by me knowing that one day I would grow out of being a jerk and a cheater.
I'll also never forget being dominated by everyone from 6 year old kids and once being BXR'ed by someone's 42 year old mother. Oh, Halo 2, you were such a jokester then, letting that lovely woman handle me so rough. What about whenever we had that modder let us shoot trains all over Terminal? It was wrong, but it felt so right, and I know you felt that too.
Out of everything, though, what I won't forget is how you stayed with me even when I hated you, cried out in anguish over double shots, etc. I won't forget how great you were then and still are today. Most of all, I won't forget how you have made me into the man I am today; valorous, noble, strong, and extremely quick to drop the crouch teabag over any foe I defeat in my life.