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...and then whBAM! Ryu from Ninja Gaiden explodes out of a nearby green pipe and starts wailing on the nearest Elite with a cardboard tube while whistling the Green Hills theme from Sonic the Hedgehog. The MC, completely overcome by conflicting game-culture references, rips his own head clean off his body and begins speaking fluent French (that's from Xenosaga, guys) until ultimately deciding that the best course of action is to violently burst into flame and raze a small village. As his charred helmet splits from the immense pressure of his awesomeness, it falls away to reveal impossibly long gray hair that disappears into the thick black smoke as Cloud and Tifa run after him, screaming for their dead parents.
Meanwhile, Solid Snake just finishes beating the living Christ out of that hopeless girlie-man Raiden when a Hunter, still on fire from MC's Sephirotic rampage (pun very intended) charges over a far hill and runs headfirst into Otacon, breaking every bone in his body and turning him into a fairly bloody facsimile of Rayman. Only after the Ninja Turtles clean up the mess do things return to normal.
That is, until Conker shows up...
[Edited on 8/1/2004 9:46:08 PM]