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there they meet Indiana Jones and destroys the temple. whenthey get outside they encounter 5 brutes. stupid Jones thinks he can kill them andpull out his whip and gets shot in the face with the brutes gun. MC and Mac gets pissed and pulls out their shotgun and shot a master piece on the brutes fat head.

  • 08.06.2004 5:26 PM PDT
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the pistol is far more artistic, maybe they were thinkin abstract!? btw you said that only sarge and mc made it out alive!!

  • 08.06.2004 5:31 PM PDT
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No, spartans include Mac, MC, Fred, and any other spartans i mentioned.

  • 08.06.2004 5:35 PM PDT
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ok then after inde gets a lil taste of his on medicine a good ol whippin, and from the cracks of doom appears a huge dragon named Maramontenikilamebos moomootaime or Bob his huge lumbersomb body looms over the various spartans and sarge.. Cortana says to the chief get Mac to suicide himself on the dragon

  • 08.06.2004 5:40 PM PDT
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But the sarge sacrifices himself instead cause he hates his life so he asked the MC if he can borrow a plasma grenade turned it on stuck it on himself( the sarge ) and ran into the dragons open jaws.

  • 08.06.2004 5:48 PM PDT
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mac got jealos and followed him into the bobs jaws

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But bobs jaws closed before Mac could get in. Mac remembered his wife and their 2 month old kid and didn't want to die. So with the temple destroyed they left for spartania.

  • 08.06.2004 7:04 PM PDT
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When he reached Spartania MC find it destoryed by an other alien force called "Adavnce covies."

  • 08.06.2004 8:24 PM PDT
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They head back to earth and on the way they find a pelican full of survivors. One is the MC's wife and their son. Mac's wife was there too and there son.

  • 08.06.2004 8:29 PM PDT
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They got the survivers on to a better ship but then the Advance covies gained up on them in a ship call lies and Distocsion.

  • 08.06.2004 9:20 PM PDT
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But on the ship, there was a secret weapon. A weapon more powerful then you can imagine. A super-special chef's hat! Master Chief puts it on, and becomes the "Master Chef". They then boarded a ship, called "The Stupid Retardation, and demonstrated his supreme culinary skills by making grunty steaks and Elite pies.

  • 08.06.2004 9:39 PM PDT
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When the Monster Master Chief is done eating his grunty steaks and elite pies, he lies down on the couch and starts to sleep...

Suddenly an energy sword rips throught the couch and MC, vaporizing MC so there is nothing left! MC IS DEAD! HE WILL NEVER COME BACK!

A gold Elite rises from MC's ashes with a triumph! He raises his sword in defiance of the pathetic human race! "Wort, Wort, Wort!"

The gold elite runs out of MC's room and quickly decapitates the two ODSTs guarding MC. He then turns invisible, and slides down the trash chute. When he lands, he sees two marines guarding the exit. They do not notice the phantom elite, and are soon nothing but human slices of flesh and meat...

The elite runs out the exit and jumps into its hidden banshee. Now it is on its way to kill the other SPARTANS!

Its a good thing MC is dead for good!!! "Wort, Wort, Wort!"

[Edited on 8/6/2004 10:12:02 PM]

  • 08.06.2004 10:10 PM PDT
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Then the gold Elite trips over a pebble, and accidently stabs himself with his own plasma sword.

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It's a good thing he still had his shield on, so he quickly recovers, and continues his quest for the remaining SPARTANS...

After a few days of travel the gold elite finds himself at the supposed location of the second SPARTAN. That SPARTAN won't be around for much longer, and the elite egnites his energy sword. He then activates his cloaking to search for the human warrior...

"Wort, Wort, Wort!"

  • 08.06.2004 10:27 PM PDT
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The Spartan notices the gold elite, activates a plasma grenade, and sticks it up the Elite's butt. The Spartan then receives a new coat of paint on his armor... that's composed of Elite innards.

P.S. The Gold Elite is DEAD! DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!

  • 08.06.2004 10:35 PM PDT
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WRONG again, SUCKA!!!!!! Gold Elites rule! That was just a holographic image, that the elite had sent before it to trick the worthless human cyborg.

The SPARTAN starts to laugh, but then suddenly an energy sword rips through his spinal cord and out his chest! The SPARTAN realizes he has been tricked and begins to yell out a plea for help, but the elite quickly rips him in half cutting his tiny voice out.

The elite decides to run out of the room before reinforcements are summoned, and it heads over to its banshee silently declaring victory over the humans...

"Wort, Wort, Wort!"

[Edited on 8/6/2004 10:47:00 PM]

  • 08.06.2004 10:41 PM PDT
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The Banshee was as normal as any other banshee, except for the fact that a hydrogen bomb was hidden in it's inner workings!! The Gold Elite enters the banshee, and flies away, happy to have destroyed another spartan. At least, he was until the the atomic device detonated, vaporizing his puny, vulnerable form. The other spartans, including the one the that the elite thought he had killed, while he had only destroyed a remote-controlled model, laughed as they watched the Gold Elite's death.

P.S. It wasn't a hologram! It was the real gold Elite! He'll never come back! Ha ha ha!!

  • 08.06.2004 10:49 PM PDT
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The MC was a clone and was in the room with Kelly taking a landfill reading the sports section so he didn't get sabored.





-As you can see on the left-

  • 08.06.2004 10:56 PM PDT
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ALRIGHT you MURDERED the poor elite! All he wanted to do was kill the damn human race give him a goddam break, puny human!

Too bad you murdered only one elite, poor human, how incompetent! Suddenly, millions of gold elites fly down upon the rest of the SPARTANS like bees over honey! The SPARTANS begin their desperate fight, which unfortunately does not kill one elite...How pathetic!!!!

In a few hours the whole USA is wiped out and all its pathetic American Dreams! The elite assualt upon planet Earth begins! The next to go is Mexico with its Weed and Tacos! Soon the Covenant force is wiping out all the humans...

But the humans begin their last stand in a part of Africa, still hoping for unattainable victory! A gold Elite leads the Covies into the war...

"Wort, Wort, Wort!"

[Edited on 8/6/2004 11:01:22 PM]

  • 08.06.2004 10:58 PM PDT
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But the Elites were killed by yo' mama you raicis person. And MC saved the Americans and the whole world. His son faked dead so did his wife and hi son was in a crib in the research center were the stupid Elites couldn't reach them. [color =red] SO STOP WITH THE KILLING OF MC HIS CHILDEREN AND THE MARINES YOU !#%$#$^$^% !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/COLR]

  • 08.06.2004 11:06 PM PDT
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While MC was taking a crap on the toilet, unaware of the invasion around him, gold elites invaded his house with cloaking. The door infront of MC opens, and MC is soon surprised to see that a energy sword is sticking out of his stomach. "Wort?" The elite asks.

Soon all the marines in the vacinity are sliced and diced, because MC was too busy taking a dump...

"Wort, Wort, Wort!"

[Edited on 8/6/2004 11:13:37 PM]

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The gold elite that that killed MC, takes of MC's helmet and yells a victory call. A grunt nearby asks: "Can I have his helmet?" The helmet is handed to the grunt, who laughs with glee.

  • 08.06.2004 11:15 PM PDT
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Why do ****ing Elites with plasma sword make you so happy. YOU ARE A HORNY TOAD.

  • 08.06.2004 11:16 PM PDT
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ha ha! you forked up!

Then the MC goes to the spa and kills every person whose getting a "mud wrap".
Because he knows that the mud is actually s.hit, and he doesn't want to live in a world populated with stinky people.

  • 08.06.2004 11:16 PM PDT
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Mac gets pissed a kills all of the Elites and grunts and every cloaked Elite you think of . YOU PISS HEAD.

  • 08.06.2004 11:17 PM PDT