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then mc gets on a warthog and runs over 15 elites but one elite with an elite plasma sword cut the front of the hog and gets flipped over. then 7 marines with ars and prs shoot at the elite but the elite had some kind of sheid and none of the bullets were effected to him......

  • 08.08.2004 11:15 PM PDT
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Then he has to go to the bath room so he stops at the nearest gas station. he notices a twix and a bag of skittles he kills the clerk and takes it and is back on the move

  • 08.08.2004 11:51 PM PDT
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and then a young marine called chip runs forward bravely to help the clerk and attempts mouth to mouth resucitation however, the clerk with no head, is not responding and the mc is having none of it. mc puts chip straight with a crunch to the back of the skull as mc downs another carling bing bong one for the lads, like. anyways then an elite comes over to mc and they have a discussion about the finer points of commanding troops and the elite had a delightful story he told mc about a grunt a plasma granade and a his ass along with a roo in the dunny and a kawola, before being beatin to death by mc. all was well untill the sun went out and mc found a diner where he ate covenant and bled marines for his wine and meat.

  • 08.09.2004 4:44 AM PDT
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WTF!? I thought MC was supposed to be invading a Covenant planet, not eating Covenant and humans at some diner. Oh well...

  • 08.09.2004 12:36 PM PDT
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After MC was done...eating...he returned to UNSC HQ (stationed on a remote desert platue) only to find it under attack by the Covenant forces. MC fights alongside the marines and the ODST and wins the battle...

MC then found out that the marine named Chipy was brought back to UNSC HQ and was being treated my the medics there. He thought he would pay the kid a little "visit"...

[Edited on 8/9/2004 12:45:54 PM]

  • 08.09.2004 12:42 PM PDT
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So he entered the tent and shot the guy in the face...

[Edited on 8/9/2004 4:16:31 PM]

  • 08.09.2004 4:16 PM PDT

▀▄▀▄▀Project Lead of the OFFICIAL MBT Halo Trilogy Guide▄▀▄▀▄
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█ █ █ █ODST TACTICAL COMMAND
█ █ █ █ODST LEGENDS (CLAN)
█ █ █ █The Group of the Future....

Then the son(not mac, the one they had on the spartanite planet, named Derek) Kelly and MC had, joined the marines and got the new mjolnir, the mark VII. He was also equipped with the SPNKR 3, the BR2, the SSX sniper rifle, and 50 of the newest grenade, the mini nuke.
The Mark VII's shields have the power of a overshield on the Mark V's shields when the shields are normally powered up. It also is bullet proof, because of MC's problem with the marines shooting him "on accident". The SPNKR 3 has 3x the power of the SPNKR in Halo, the Battle Rifle 2 has 2x the power of the battle rifle and has a 10x zoom, the SSX sniper rifle has a 40x zoom and a silencer, and the mini nuke is a nuclear form of the plasma grenade(it sticks to people) and has about 20x the explosion radius and 30x the heat generated by the frag grenade.

The covenant start attacking the rebuilt reach. Derek headed over there on the Pearl Harbor, a super ship designed specially to defend planets. Its main gun is a MAC2, a MAC gun that has 2x the power of the normal MAC. It also has 10 MAC's to serve as secondary weapons. On the bottom of it, it has 7 covenant plasma cannons that have Cortana's program that she used to upgrade the cannons on the covenant flag ship they captured. It is also about 5x the length of the pillar of autumn. It has 8 different sets of slip space generators, each about 10x more powerful than the ones on the Unyielding Heriophant (and considering the size of that ship, they'd have to be really powerful.) It's shields are 7x more powerful than the ones of the Transendent Justice. It also has 15 shield generators so that as soon as one shield goes under, the next one kicks in, so its shields last 15x longer. It has 1 mile thick titanium armor on the outside of it, so that when the shields do go under, it's still well defended.

He came with 10,000,000 marines, including everyone's favorite badass, Sargeant Johnson. He also came with Fred, Kelly, MC, and Mac who were also equiped with the Mark VII and the new weapons.

10 minutes later, they were at reach...

[Edited on 8/9/2004 6:50:26 PM]

  • 08.09.2004 6:48 PM PDT

▀▄▀▄▀Project Lead of the OFFICIAL MBT Halo Trilogy Guide▄▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀MJOLNIR BATTLE TACTICS▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀

█ █ █ █ODST TACTICAL COMMAND
█ █ █ █ODST LEGENDS (CLAN)
█ █ █ █The Group of the Future....

The Arsonated Condor, a mother ship, was behind the attack. The Pearl Harbor sneaked up on the AC and blew it up with the MAC2. Then, they used the MACs and the plasma cannons to destroy the remaining ships. The SPARTANs went down and rescued all the remaining marines. Back on the Pearl Harbor, the marines told them about a whole galaxy the damn covie had infested and were sending all these ships out of. So, the Pearl Harbor heads off to the Covenant Galaxy...

  • 08.09.2004 7:06 PM PDT
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then he p!sses in a bush before killing george washington , cyborg leader of the covie/fat poeople/ resolution

  • 08.09.2004 7:08 PM PDT

▀▄▀▄▀Project Lead of the OFFICIAL MBT Halo Trilogy Guide▄▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀MJOLNIR BATTLE TACTICS▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀

█ █ █ █ODST TACTICAL COMMAND
█ █ █ █ODST LEGENDS (CLAN)
█ █ █ █The Group of the Future....

WHAT?

  • 08.09.2004 7:30 PM PDT
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Then after his long refreshing piss, he took a plasma pistol and started killing his own people because he was drunk. Sarge told him to stop....
9 months later both of them had a baby...
a deformed one...
It had the Sarge's face and the Elite's body. But then the humans and covenant joined forces because they thought it was just wrong! So the new force called " Covemans " killed the baby. So, then a new story starts... Sarge's War! [still includes Halo]

  • 08.21.2004 8:37 PM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

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Then after his long refreshing piss, he took a plasma pistol and started killing his own people because he was drunk. Sarge told him to stop....
9 months later both of them had a baby...
a deformed one...
It had the Sarge's face and the Elite's body. But then the humans and covenant joined forces because they thought it was just wrong! So the new force called " Covemans " killed the baby. So, then a new story starts... Sarge's War! [still includes Halo]



Whoa......

  • 08.22.2004 10:21 AM PDT
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but the gold elite that blew up the covenat planet was the master cheifs clone all along!

"Wort, Wort, Wort!"

  • 08.28.2004 4:55 PM PDT
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but the gold elite that blew up the covenat home planet was a clone of master cheif in disguise that was on a kamazie mission 2 kill every living thing coz the flood got to him while he waz being cloned and made him P-H-Y-C-O

"Wort, Wort, Wort"

  • 08.28.2004 4:57 PM PDT
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opps...i stufed up coz i was reading the first padge
o well...

  • 08.28.2004 4:59 PM PDT
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after that ratchet and clank from ps2 burst out of keyes chest and MC plasters them

  • 08.28.2004 7:19 PM PDT
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Yeah, some PS2 characters burst out of the Keye's chest, but because they are entering the XBOX domain they blow up due to the sheer greatness of XBOX.

While MC is watching the fireworks from these puny, worthless PS2 characters, he steps back and slips in a small pile of Grunt crap. As he falls, he kicks some into Keye's eyes.

So here's Keye's with a huge hole in his chest and Grunt crap in his eyes. This is where the human race discovers that Grunt poo is acidic and begins to burn Cpt. Keye's eyes. But because Keyes is great, he finds water (blind) to wash it out and he's fine. C'mon! It's Keyes!

[color=white] MC gets up and says: "Well at least I didn't slip into that huge pile of Hunter dung over there!" [/color]
[color=cyan] Keyes then says: "True, but you could at least say sorry. That Grunt caused some major pain" [/color]
[color=white] MC replies with: "Wow, that's the first pain a Grunt has ever inflicted on anyone!" [/color]

MC and Keyes start to laugh in the usual ending to some cheesy movie.

Anyone care to add to that?

  • 09.01.2004 11:54 AM PDT
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Ok, be boring. I'll add to my own post then!

Keyes and MC are stood there laughing when all of a sudden, a plasma sword appears through Keyes' chest. There's a gold Elite stood behind him, laughing his ass off at the ease of killing such an important military figure.

Thinking Keyes is dead he withdraws his sword from Keyes' chest and starts to advance on MC. Keyes, (still alive) sweeps the Elite off its feet with a martial arts move and elbows the Elite in the head on the way down. The Elite is dead and Keyes is still standing; now with a huge gaping hole in the chest and blurry vision.

A Pelican is called in to pick them up but thanks to a rookie pilot Keyes is knocked clean off the edge of a cliff, landing on some jaggered rocks and then getting swept into sea. Out at sea the crazy mutated shark-people eat his exposed inneds and leave his bones on the sea bed.

Keyes can survive an unexplained event involving some PS2 characters exploding out of his chest, getting blinded with acidic poo and a Plasma Sword right through the chest by an Elite commander but in the end its a damn Rookie pilot that takes him to the grave (followed by being eaten by the shark-people).

  • 09.03.2004 4:15 PM PDT