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Subject: If someone grabbed your halo 2 copy.....
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Ok say your walking (make that sprinting) into gamestop eagerly awaiting your halo 2 copy. you see it there, with a holy light from heaven upon it, the last last copy. You light up and run towards it about to grab it. Suddenly....A kid goes up to it and snatches right out of your grasp ignoring you and starts to walk to the counter. You then regret you should have reserved it and know there wont be more copies for awhile...WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?!?!?!?!

PS: since most people are gonna say "get out my MA5B and waste him with auto fire" and funny stuff like that (not really funny...but yknow fake stuff) give that "funny" answer and then a "serious" answer

Fake answer: jump on him like a brute with authentic brute screams and tear his head off, careful not to get any blood on the copy

Seriously: run up to him and talk him down about how my friend has cancer but couldnt talk, but he squeezed out the words "can you get me halo 2?" (which were his first words in 3 months) to me and is about to die in a month. (since this could destine me to hell, i would buy another copy later and give one to a random kid with an xbox in the hospital)

  • 04.30.2004 12:34 PM PDT
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I'd probably just kick his (or her) ass, and then steel-toe boot them in their jaw for assurance that they are truthfully knocked out

But it won't matter, and I'll never get the chance to do this because mine is already reserved :)

  • 04.30.2004 12:37 PM PDT
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i have pre-ordered via mail, but if that were to happen i would beg the shop to give me spares or to phone up and ask the next shop

if all else fails, i will KILL him

  • 04.30.2004 1:00 PM PDT
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there Spinal Column would be the newest edition to my Wall Decor.

  • 04.30.2004 1:01 PM PDT
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find the nearest Jackhammer (pocket)... and u know the rest


But really i would tell him that it was a display and point to a place that held them.
Next i would buy the game an run

if first u dont suceed take out ur MA5B

  • 04.30.2004 1:05 PM PDT
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to be honest im not so MAD about games i cant control myself

i like games but i dont necessarily beg my life for them

  • 04.30.2004 1:19 PM PDT
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I'd use my amazing ninja skills to "persuade" him to hand it over.

  • 04.30.2004 1:24 PM PDT
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I would go to the next shop....

  • 04.30.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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False:First grab the game,then i would take the kids feet and sling him around,until he's got enough.

True:I would prayed to him for that copy,if not i would tell him about a "better game"(as Enclave or Red Faction 2)Then he will understand my "order",give me the Halo2 copy and run to buy one of those sucker games.Before he realise that i have tricked him,i would have disappeared like dust,running home!

  • 04.30.2004 1:31 PM PDT
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I have no funny answer that is not something to joke about.

They would not survive.
I don't care
they would die the most painful death ever.
I would rip out their eyes and ears and beat them with thier arms i just severed.
I don't want to imagine the carnage.........
Or i would melee hit him HARD
I don't want blood on me not worth it.

[Edited on 4/30/2004 1:36:20 PM]

  • 04.30.2004 1:31 PM PDT
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Although its already reserved....
Funny: I would let him pay for it and jump him outside the store beat his ass then take the copy.
Serious: I would let him pay for it and jump him outside the store beat his ass then take the copy.

  • 04.30.2004 1:36 PM PDT
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READ MINE ABOVE

  • 04.30.2004 1:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kjdubz22
Although its already reserved....
Funny: I would let him pay for it and jump him outside the store beat his ass then take the copy.
Serious: I would let him pay for it and jump him outside the store beat his ass then take the copy.


LOL!!!

  • 04.30.2004 1:38 PM PDT
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PLEASE

  • 04.30.2004 1:38 PM PDT
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READ IT NOW

  • 04.30.2004 1:39 PM PDT
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Well, I'd first beat him/her with a rubber hose. If he/she still proceeded to buy it, I would tell his/her mother that it is rated M and contains "excessive and vulgar language, extreme -blam!- themes, and extreme gore." :) We all know it contains no such "excessive" language and "extreme -blam!- themes," but she doesn't. :)

  • 04.30.2004 2:45 PM PDT
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Put it this way:

The police would come and I'd be put away for a very long time....

  • 04.30.2004 2:51 PM PDT
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I would (and Im serious about this), beat the living isht out of that person and probably end up getting arrested. Ive been know to beat the isht out of people for less... much less.

  • 04.30.2004 2:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: zombie2490
READ IT NOW


You have issues...

  • 04.30.2004 2:54 PM PDT
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I would kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill............

And did I mention KILL..... And I am not kidding....

But it won't matter anyway... There wont be anything left of the first shippment it is already fully reserved... and the few places that it isn't fully reserved yet it will be right after the release date is published...

  • 04.30.2004 3:30 PM PDT
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Well, I have a copy reserved, but I would probably go, wait by the counter until the last copy of Halo 2 is there, wait for someone to come and get it, then take it, uttering, "Wow, I finally found it. I wonder what would happen to the CD if I turned a can of end-dust upside-down and sprayed the CD."

  • 04.30.2004 3:31 PM PDT

Kick 'em in the balls!

  • 04.30.2004 3:34 PM PDT
Subject: You may call me a freak but, I call me safe
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I always everywhere i go carry a knife... it would take some extreme controll to not slit their throat or anyother gruesome acts. My hand would definatly be on my knife but hopefull wouldn't flip out in so few seconds. Since my box is slowly dieing I think I'll have to wait for a combo with Halo 2

  • 04.30.2004 3:37 PM PDT
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well im gonna be with 3 friends..and im pretty sure we can conivce him to give it back..also..i know the manager who will easly just tell the kid to give me the copy..(he did with ff10-2)..but i got mine reserved so its all gravy

  • 04.30.2004 3:45 PM PDT

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