Posted by: OliG
right. in comes the jewish person to set you ALL STRAIGHT
CHANUKAH lasts for 8 days
It is about whenthe greeks said "hey, I have an idea, lets all p**s off the jewish people and stop them doing jewish things." So they did, and they kinda destoryed the temple and stuffs. Then this guy came and formed the macabee army and totally went halo 2 yabflip on their ass, and we won, so they smegged off.
So we had to re-light the oil candles, but all the holy seals had been broken, so we oculd not use it, but then we found some under a tile (well theres your problem!) but it was only enough to last for 3 days, and it would take 8 days to get more, but they lasted for 8 days so we went BOOYAH, LETS GET PRESENTS
so theres 3 miricles in it;
1) We beat the greeks (cuz they had a massive state of the art army and we had less than 50 people compared to the 2000+ of the greeks)
2) We actually found oil
3) It lasted for 8 days.
The end.
So yeh, its nb, nb
no offence but i don't think that this was really called for because its only based off of the general idea. I could've not said anything about Chanukah but it gives you a better idea of what my idea is.