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Subject: When do we take over the world?
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The septagon is suppost to be used to improve the Halo 2 experence and take over the word. So, I simply ask, when do we start taking over the world?

  • 08.07.2005 3:12 PM PDT

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2B || !2B - Why don't you look Inside the Machine?

You missed it...we all ready have conquered this sickly world. Now we are working on GALATIC DOMINATION!!!

  • 08.07.2005 3:13 PM PDT

Soon™

  • 08.07.2005 3:15 PM PDT
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Very soon.

  • 08.07.2005 3:21 PM PDT

Posted by: goweb
Soon™

Beat me to it.

  • 08.07.2005 3:39 PM PDT
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My malitia already has plans to.

  • 08.07.2005 3:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: goweb
Soon™


I believe we will need a search function first.

  • 08.07.2005 8:51 PM PDT

I hate everything, but it's not my fault.

Once Step 6 of The Plan is accomplished, World Domination will commence Soon™.

[Edited on 8/9/2005]

  • 08.07.2005 9:18 PM PDT
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it has been fineshed read my sig!!!!! ahahaahhahhahhh

here it is


The giant slingshot is complete! Now for the giant marry go round in the shape of a 7!

World domination is at hand!

AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA

WORLD DOMINATION!



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  • 08.07.2005 9:43 PM PDT

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that soon will be there next week when the new weekly update arrives, maybe about a new game.

  • 08.07.2005 9:46 PM PDT

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That parent company one looks quite hard to do.

  • 08.07.2005 10:40 PM PDT
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Haven't you ever seen Pinky and The Brain? If you have, read my sig.

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  • 08.08.2005 4:23 PM PDT
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Actually, the plan is not to take OVER the world, but to keep it under wraps from any foriegn species existing within our galaxy, so they don't get mad at us for making "shoot-the-aliens-dead" games.

...or it's a FREAKIN joke made by Bungie to confuse us fans. Then we laugh, have a few drinks*, then frag each other in a Juggernaut match. And the cycle goes on.

*WARNING: Does not apply to me and other who can not and will not drink beer, whiskey and any other form of fermented materials (alcohol, etc.).

  • 08.09.2005 8:02 PM PDT

sup sup sup

I believe after Maka and Crapdance take over the world, the Septagon will.

  • 08.09.2005 8:18 PM PDT

All is in place...now we wait

12th June 2007

  • 08.10.2005 11:10 AM PDT

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o is it time to start making up dates?? man time flys. well here is my date: 1/22/2007

  • 08.10.2005 2:01 PM PDT
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I think we already have my friend or at least the gaming world. I mean do you know anyone who does not know what Halo is?I know that at least 80% of my school and people I know recognixe the game Halo.and if your friends don't know spread the word man...!

  • 08.10.2005 3:44 PM PDT
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No HaloCheif, like this:

Bungie's plan for world domination

1) Start independent gaming software company.
2) Dominate Mac platform; launch assault on Windows platform.
3) Announce killer gaming title.
4) Acquire strangely addictive chinese food company.
5) Recover Ling-Ling's head.
6) Stage bloody coup of new parent company.
7) Take over the world; shoot enemies into the Sun with a giant slingshot.

  • 08.10.2005 6:59 PM PDT
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You forgot a step in #7

7b.) Leave Russia alone. Impossible to take over Russia. Even with video games.

  • 08.10.2005 7:03 PM PDT
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Russia is impossible to conquer on their own territory. You'd have to draw them all out somehow. Stinkbombs of a-bomb size should do it.

  • 08.10.2005 7:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kilroy
Russia is impossible to conquer on their own territory. You'd have to draw them all out somehow. Stinkbombs of a-bomb size should do it.

Don't worry, if they are an enemy the slingshot will take care of them.

  • 08.10.2005 7:28 PM PDT
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If there's one country you couldn't take over, it would have to be Switzerland. They've never been conquered, or really been in any wars.

But the date of Domination is set for July 7th, 2007.

  • 08.10.2005 8:28 PM PDT
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Class of 07, woot woot.

  • 08.10.2005 8:53 PM PDT
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Am I the only one who things that Canada should become part of the US? (except for quebec) Thaaaat would make an unconquerable nation

  • 08.10.2005 9:21 PM PDT

You can't take over scotland by force. Not even the romans could do that. My suggestion is if you kill the english we would swear allegence to bungie.

  • 08.11.2005 2:03 AM PDT

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