The man with the textbook plan
Posted by: Internetzealot
AFTER ALL THIS, WE'RE GOING TO WALK AWAY EMPTY HANDED? -blam!- THIS ENTIRE LITTLE GIVAWAY. WHOSE GREAT IDEA WAS IT TO LET A FEW IN, BUT SHUT THE DOOR ON EVERYONE ELSE. AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WHOSE IDEA WAS TO MAKE THE BETA RUN FOR ONLY 17 DAYS. THAT DOESN'T EXACTLY GIVE US TIME TO -blam!- ENJOY IT.
THESE AREN'T CODES FOR WHO GETS TO PLAY THE BETA FIRST! THESE ARE CODES FOR WHO GETS TO PLAY THE BETA THE MOST! 17 DAYS. THAT'S JUST TWO -blam!- WEEKENDS. ALOT OF US HAVE -blam!- TO DO DURING THE WEEK. STARTING THE BETA ON A MONDAY WAS A BAD ENOUGH IDEA, BUT GIVING A FEW RANDOM PEOPLE A WHOLE EXTRA WEEKEND TO PLAY THE DAMN BETA IS -blam!- UNACCEPTABLE. "HURR DURR. GUYS, LETS PUSH THE BETA BACK A WEEKEND SO WE CAN GIVE A FEW -blam!-S THE ENTIRE -blam!- WEEKEND."
"GREAT IDEA MAN!"
funny monologue