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These words below are actual entries found in the basement of Dr. Willy wonka, these entries are property of the California FBI. If you are easily disturbed read no more... These events occured as dated..
July 23rd, 1978.
My mind is like a putty putty, It goobers up then I can blow it up like bubble gum, and lick my walls. I'm a friggin weirdo....Today one of my Oompa loompas was humping a piece of chocoloate..I wanted to say stop you naughty oompa. But I enjoyed it...oh god I'm a friggin weirdo. I farted like two seconds ago, and christ is stinks.
July 23rd, 1978
God I'm a friggin weirdo.
July 23rd, 1978
God I'm a friggin weirdo.
November 9th, 2004.
Today mr. wonka fed me, and my oompa brothers after 10 days without food, he always touches our doompa doompas...Im scared....god help us all. He always touches my sausage fingers....Now a'days hes always in the chonka wonka room playing xbox...something bad is happening..
November 10th, 2004.
God I'ma friggin weirdo.
November 11th, 2004.
Today Mr. wonka signed the factory over to Bungie studios, and Microsoft....He then murdered my family with a hammer...I'am the only one left.
November 12th, 2004.
......elhp em