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Subject: The Funniest Thing
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What would be really funny (and stupid) is if in Halo 2, of course, when you have been standing around the Marines for a while, one of them will fart, and say something funny like: "Whoops, excuse me, sorry 'bout that I had beans last night". Stuff like that. I know this is a stupid thread and will possibly get closed, but I'm tired of all the other same old threads and I'm bored. Sorry if I wasted your time, or ment any harm. Just thought it might be funny if they added this in.

  • 08.02.2004 5:48 PM PDT
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*marine stares at you for a while* "I want your helmet. Now."

  • 08.02.2004 5:49 PM PDT
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Do you mean the MC farted or the Marine?

  • 08.02.2004 5:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Monty
Do you mean the MC farted or the Marine?

My post did not involve a fart, or are you experimenting with new ways to bump the thread?

  • 08.02.2004 5:52 PM PDT

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u know what woudl be funny if whenever u were jsut standing by a marine then he turned around and took a piss

  • 08.02.2004 5:53 PM PDT
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Kind of on the fart thing, but I guess it doesn't matter. I understand what you mean, now.

[Edited on 8/2/2004 5:59:44 PM]

  • 08.02.2004 5:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: tex mex matt
u know what woudl be funny if whenever u were jsut standing by a marine then he turned around and took a piss


Ha, that would be weird. What if you went to go look at him??

  • 08.02.2004 5:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: tex mex matt
u know what woudl be funny if whenever u were jsut standing by a marine then he turned around and took a piss

I can picture one doing that, as they never seem to have to go. Here's one:
*you look at marine for a while* "I'm not very comfortable with that gun pointing at my junk."

[Edited on 8/2/2004 5:56:20 PM]

  • 08.02.2004 5:55 PM PDT

"So.. uh... cheif, did they augment the little guy too?"

  • 08.02.2004 5:59 PM PDT
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" Hey, umm, whats it like in there. Doesn't it get itchy at all?"

  • 08.02.2004 6:00 PM PDT
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Farting is funny? Sorry to rain on your parade kiddies but Halo 2 is M and intended for 17 and older.

  • 08.02.2004 6:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: HawkEye707
Farting is funny? Sorry to rain on your parade kiddies but Halo 2 is M and intended for 17 and older.


Depends on how it done.

  • 08.02.2004 6:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: HawkEye707
Farting is funny? Sorry to rain on your parade kiddies but Halo 2 is M and intended for 17 and older.

That doesn't mean people that age aren't immature.

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imagine you're standing around srg Johnson and a couple of marines and then they decide to have a party and get drunk and stuff

  • 08.02.2004 6:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lazerus
imagine you're standing around srg Johnson and a couple of marines and then they decide to have a party and get drunk and stuff

All the marines are gettin' killed, stuff's exploding, then you see Sgt. Johnson sitting against a rock, guzzling a Jack Daniel's.

  • 08.02.2004 6:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lazerus
imagine you're standing around srg Johnson and a couple of marines and then they decide to have a party and get drunk and stuff


You know what happens when lonely men have parties and get drunk?

  • 08.02.2004 6:05 PM PDT
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MC stares at Marine

Marine #1: "Why the hell are you looking at me that way!?"

Marine #2: (Waves hand in front of Mc's face) Hellllooooo? Anybody Home?

  • 08.02.2004 6:05 PM PDT

AND THUS IS LIFE

i think that the farting thing would be hillarious. you just standing there and all of a sudden you see this marine rip a big one. imagine the other marines reacting to it. like they are all man that stinks. than master chief say to one of them bet you wish you had a suit of armer to keep that smell out. and tyhen he laughs at them. that would be great.

  • 08.02.2004 6:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Yan Yin
Posted by: Lazerus
imagine you're standing around srg Johnson and a couple of marines and then they decide to have a party and get drunk and stuff


You know what happens when lonely men have parties and get drunk?


*crosses fingers and hopes for more female marines*

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Posted by: Lazerus
Posted by: Yan Yin
Posted by: Lazerus
imagine you're standing around srg Johnson and a couple of marines and then they decide to have a party and get drunk and stuff


You know what happens when lonely men have parties and get drunk?


*crosses fingers and hopes for more female marines*


Actually I was thinking of something more... er...

  • 08.02.2004 6:11 PM PDT
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To MC:"So, do you wear clothes under that armor?"-marine 1
"*cough*-blam!-*cough*"-marine 2

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  • 08.02.2004 6:11 PM PDT
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Marine to MC when being stared at - "I want you."

  • 08.02.2004 6:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Yan Yin
Marine to MC when being stared at - "I want you."

*crosses fingers and hopes to god that's a girl marine*

[Edited on 8/2/2004 6:16:40 PM]

  • 08.02.2004 6:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: sgt ubergrunt
Posted by: Yan Yin
Marine to MC when being stared at - "I want you."

*crosses fingers and hopes to god that's a girl marine*


This is in Halo 1, if that explains anything...

  • 08.02.2004 6:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: sgt ubergrunt
Posted by: Yan Yin
Marine to MC when being stared at - "I want you."

*crosses fingers and hopes to god that's a girl marine*


*crosses fingers and hopes that the female marine is roughly within an appropriate age*

  • 08.02.2004 6:18 PM PDT

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