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Subject: The Funniest Thing
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Posted by: Yan Yin
Posted by: sgt ubergrunt
Posted by: Yan Yin
Marine to MC when being stared at - "I want you."

*crosses fingers and hopes to god that's a girl marine*


This is in Halo 1, if that explains anything...

Yeah, I know...maybe Jenkin's a girl in disguise.

[Edited on 8/2/2004 6:20:26 PM]

  • 08.02.2004 6:19 PM PDT
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Jenkins must be like Mulan.

  • 08.02.2004 6:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Yan Yin
Jenkins must be like Mulan.

Exactly!



[Edited on 8/2/2004 6:38:17 PM]

  • 08.02.2004 6:27 PM PDT
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Holy mother of Jesus! Is the grunt wearing its mask? Cause if he ain't, you ain't got a face anymore boy!

  • 08.02.2004 6:32 PM PDT
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Wait, change it to an Elite. I just thought of the thing closest to a marine's height, oopsie.



[Edited on 8/2/2004 6:36:34 PM]

  • 08.02.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: sgt ubergrunt
Wait, change it to an Elite. I just thought of the thing closest to a marine's height, oopsie.


*stares at screen and shivers then curls up throw up and dies*

  • 08.02.2004 6:35 PM PDT
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Are you trying to do a "Johnson"?

  • 08.02.2004 6:35 PM PDT
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Wait scratch that. No more.

[Edited on 8/2/2004 6:38:31 PM]

  • 08.02.2004 6:37 PM PDT
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Too much information? I agree.

Even -blam!- interhuman interaction is better than this.

  • 08.02.2004 6:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: sgt ubergrunt
Wait scratch that. No more.


*suddenly everything reverses and I come back to live but unfortunately where does the puke have to go*

  • 08.02.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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You guys are sick...

lol

  • 08.02.2004 6:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halo_Freak231
MC stares at Marine

Marine #1: "Why the hell are you looking at me that way!?"

Marine #2: (Waves hand in front of Mc's face) Hellllooooo? Anybody Home?


That would be funny. Especially the waving hand one.

Or if one did fart, he could blame it on another. fart "It was him" (pointing at another Marine). Other Marine: "Whaa, noo, I didnt do it."

[Edited on 8/2/2004 10:53:33 PM]

  • 08.02.2004 10:51 PM PDT
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I thought the game was intended for 15 +

Anyway, i dont really think the fart is funny, but with the i want that helmet one.. a few body movements and its great.

" I want that helmet" *marine signals with his gun for MC to take his helmet off* "Now"

maybe another marine or ODST or some such tells him to cut it out

  • 08.02.2004 11:17 PM PDT

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