"Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways, but not today! This here is 66 tons of straight up, HE-spewing, dee-vine intervention. If God is love, then you can call me cupid!" -Sgt. Johnson
Posted by: xlegendary llama
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Johnson - "That hurts chief, that hurts real bad"
"I thought we were friends!"(both at the beginning of outskirts when you take his sniper rifle)
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you forgot "Hey, I was kicking butt with that." and the funniest part of that quote is that when I took it from him it was before we had even started fighting...ah that's a good quote but another of my favorites is "Please, don't shake the light bulb." -Sgt. Johnson