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Subject: What's your favorite quote from any Halo game?

"Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways, but not today! This here is 66 tons of straight up, HE-spewing, dee-vine intervention. If God is love, then you can call me cupid!" -Sgt. Johnson

Oh I just remembered a really good one:

"Hey, Demon! The jerk store called, and they're all out of you! Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, waaaaaah! Okay look, if you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt. Look, I'll be the bottom. I'll polish your boots. I'll polish your helmet! It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!" -Final Grunt

ahh grunts make me laugh...

  • 07.20.2010 4:13 PM PDT
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"Wort wort wort" from halo ce
"I know what the ladies like" from sgt. Johnson in halo 2
"ding dong the demon is dead" from halo 3 after getting kill by a brute

[Edited on 07.20.2010 5:35 PM PDT]

  • 07.20.2010 5:31 PM PDT

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  • 07.20.2010 6:10 PM PDT

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  • 07.20.2010 8:23 PM PDT

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"Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it."

  • 07.20.2010 9:11 PM PDT
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"We Shall cut into the heart of this infestation, retrieve the Icon, and burn any flood that stand in our way!" - Rtas Vadum

So epic.

And also...

"What would you have your Arbiter do?" Thel Vadam

  • 07.20.2010 10:48 PM PDT

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"rrraaaaaahhhhh!" - Arbiter after be given the mark of shame.

  • 07.21.2010 12:06 AM PDT

lord H- do you mind telling me what your doing there.
117- sir finishing the fight

  • 07.21.2010 5:53 AM PDT

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-looks around-
"Dear Humanity, we Regret being alien bastads, we Regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely Regret the Corps just blew up our raggedyass fleet!"
Avery Johnson commenting on Regret's message.

This is a good one too.

  • 07.21.2010 11:46 AM PDT

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"I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE" -SGT.Johnson from Halo Combat Evolved after narrowlly avoiding being killed.

  • 07.21.2010 11:56 AM PDT

“We cannot change our past. We can not change the fact that people act in a certain way. We can not change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude.”-Charles R. Swindoll

"He was my nipple mate!"-When killing grunts :D

  • 07.21.2010 12:00 PM PDT

"Aah! Nooo! The Demoooonnn!" - random grunt in Halo3, right before he was beat down.

  • 07.22.2010 1:38 PM PDT

What a waste....

"Die? Didn't you know? Spartans never die."


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  • 07.22.2010 2:08 PM PDT

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You can't beat any of Sgt. Johnson's quotes. From Halo 2, after dropping off a Scorpion tank for the Chief on Heroic difficulty.

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks! We had sticks! Two sticks! And a rock for a whole platoon! And we had to share the rock!"

  • 07.22.2010 2:59 PM PDT

By the gods what are you doing here, well don't just stand there man make the tea! Make yourself useful and look at my Fileshare.

-Sir....Finishing this fight-

  • 07.22.2010 3:14 PM PDT
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From Halo 2 "Chief! Look at me when I am talking to you."

"For a brick he flew pretty good."
"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to earth and we most defintely regret that the corps just blew up our raggidy ass FLEET! HOO RAH!"

[Edited on 07.22.2010 3:18 PM PDT]

  • 07.22.2010 3:16 PM PDT

War does not determine who is right, but only who is left.

i have a few.

1. now listen tinkerbell dont make me.....

2.(sometimes when u take Johnson's sniper at the begining of outskirts) You know I was kickin but with that

3.(IWHBYD skull on ODST when u r in a vehicle for awhile) He's just riding around on the darn thing -Grunt-

4.Now listen you dont like me and i sure as *BEEP* dont like you but if we dont ban together Mr. Mohawk is going to activate this ring and we're all goin die.

5.Grunt in H3 I'll getcha ya big jerk!

6.Buck when he throws a nade Put the pineapple in there!

7. Sgt.Johnson's Bip,Bap,Bam! Firefight trailer

8.This is my ring it belongs to me! not for long *Johnson lasers Spark*

[Edited on 07.22.2010 6:13 PM PDT]

  • 07.22.2010 5:35 PM PDT

All of the toils and hardships and labors of our ancestors produced us. We are their greatest creations; we are humanity's finest products. Mass production seems to have made an impact on quality though...

...and we had to share the rock!

  • 07.23.2010 2:04 AM PDT

Sgt. Johnson- "I would've been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence!"

  • 07.23.2010 2:12 AM PDT
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Johnson - "Excuse me while I whip this out" :D

  • 07.23.2010 3:26 AM PDT

Carter S-259 FTW

Master Chief - "Wake me ... when you need me."

  • 07.24.2010 10:11 AM PDT

"Your destruction is the will of the gods...and we are their instrument."

The Covenant
The Fall of Reach
Chapter 11
...EPIC..

  • 07.24.2010 12:53 PM PDT

I would say out of all the halo games is ''oh i know what the ladies like"

  • 07.24.2010 5:40 PM PDT
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Best quote, Johnson to the Chief, Begining of Halo 3
"Crazy fool... why do you always jump?! One of these days, you're gonna land on something as stubborn as you are. And I don't do bits and pieces..."
Followed by the rendom line when the Arbiter says "the brutes have our scent",
Johnson says
"Then they must love the smell of Bulgari. Yeah, that's right I'm doing a little bit of product placement. I gotta get paid too!" - Legendary. IWHBYD
Numero 3
Wort Wort Wort: HaloCE

[Edited on 07.25.2010 1:26 AM PDT]

  • 07.25.2010 1:23 AM PDT

"Wake me.... when you need me" ~MC

"Whoops, dropped your brain." ~buck

  • 07.25.2010 4:26 AM PDT