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Subject: What's your favorite quote from any Halo game?

Yiff, Yiff, Done.

"That was a massacre! No, a slaughter! It was a massacre slaughter kill!" ~Michael Crespo

  • 09.06.2010 8:28 PM PDT

Fluorescent Adolescent

"You got spartans on the ground sir, we're not going anywhere."

  • 09.07.2010 12:02 AM PDT

mine has to be one of two first has to be buck when he kills an enamy and says "Bang said the lady" just cause its cool and 2 is dare when she gets a kill and says "Yes boys that way me" just couse it was so funny the first time i herd it

  • 09.07.2010 7:22 AM PDT
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i don`t know what to put here...

Marine: I need a nurse!!! No no no, a female nurse!

Marine to elite: What`s that on your back? A toilet?

As marine is asked to not drive: okay but im choosing the station, no more classic hits this time!



  • 09.07.2010 2:16 PM PDT

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SpecOps Grunt 1: I have a bad feeling about this...
SpecOps Grunt 2: You always have a bad feeling! You have a bad feeling about the morning food nipple!

I also paticulary like:

Jorge (in E3 demo): Is there ANYWHERE the covenant isn't?

[Edited on 09.07.2010 2:39 PM PDT]

  • 09.07.2010 2:37 PM PDT
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Anything said by Micky in ODST. My favorites are:
"I throw like a girl."
"I am about to stop your life."
"I'm gonna rip out your heart and show it to your dying eyes!"

I would also say that from ODST I enjoyed this one time Buck screamed out "This is Sparta!"

  • 09.07.2010 5:38 PM PDT
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I also enjoy what most of the grunts scream out like:
"I killed it and peed in its mouth."
"Taste my big blue balls."
Lastly, My favorite quote of all time:
"Wort Wort Wort!"

  • 09.07.2010 5:44 PM PDT

i dont kare i hlve xalent spelling skullz

heres mine "i got him"- Grunt Halo 3 ODST firefight

and the funny thing, he missed


[Edited on 09.07.2010 6:12 PM PDT]

  • 09.07.2010 5:48 PM PDT

Lord Hood: For us, the storm has passed. The war is over. And let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark, and did not return. For their decision required courage beyond measure. Sacrifice, an unshakeable conviction that their fight... *our* fight... was elsewhere. As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes fallen. They enobled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten.

Lord Hood:...And, you, Ship Master, just glassed half a continent! Maybe the Flood isn't all I should be worried about.
Ship Master: Were it not for the Arbiter's counsel, I would have glassed your entire PLANET!

  • 09.07.2010 6:03 PM PDT

Winning is winning. Even if its 1 kill or even 20 kills behind.

You can only guess who this is haha!

"Fate had us meet as foes, but this Ring will make us brothers"

  • 09.07.2010 10:44 PM PDT

mine is from halo 1 when you first find the flood

Damn it Jenkins fire your weapon

  • 09.08.2010 12:20 AM PDT


Posted by: your mamas tool
I also enjoy what most of the grunts scream out like:
"I killed it and peed in its mouth."
"Taste my big blue balls."
Lastly, My favorite quote of all time:
"Wort Wort Wort!"


Hahaha...the grunts quotes are always funny.

  • 09.08.2010 12:28 AM PDT

I love "Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" from Johnson; Halo 2.

  • 09.08.2010 7:08 PM PDT

Do ya feel lucky PUNK?

"What vulgar taste, even as trophies these weapons are worthless!" - Elite from Halo 2

  • 09.08.2010 7:49 PM PDT

Yes, I'm a furry. And yes, I like men. So what?

"Just...keep your head down. There's two of us in here now...remember?"

And from Gravemind, the only one of his that actually creeped me out.

"We exist together now....two corpses, in one grave..."

[Edited on 09.08.2010 8:02 PM PDT]

  • 09.08.2010 8:01 PM PDT

I think my favorite goes from "we made a blind jump" on...

  • 09.08.2010 8:05 PM PDT
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Master Chief "I need a weapon."
EPICNESSS!!!

  • 09.08.2010 8:59 PM PDT

A couple of my favorite come from the Gravemind.

Gravemind: "Fate had us meet as foes, but this ring will make us brothers."

"Do not shoot, but listen. Let me lead you safely to our foe. Only you can halt what he has set in motion.

And for one of the most epic moments, in my opinion, from Halo--the arrival of the Elites.

Rtas 'Vadum: "Hail humans and take heed. This is the carrier Shadow of Intent. Clear this sector, while we deal with the flood."

[Edited on 09.08.2010 10:24 PM PDT]

  • 09.08.2010 9:35 PM PDT

"I know what the ladies like."- Johnson/Halo 2

  • 09.08.2010 10:15 PM PDT
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I simply love everything about Halo. Remember Sierra 117. remember Master Cheif. And even though Industry 343 is going to be the ones filling our lives with Halo from now on, remember Bungie, and the men and women who started it all and finished the fight. BELEIVE
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Mine is from when I was playing through the campaign on halo 3. Right before I beat down this grunt he yelled, "Please dont -blam!- me!" omfg it was what I was looking for after I saw the youtube vid about it. I died.

Also I love the quote in halo 1:
"Man we've led these bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep their filthy claws of Earth, and were not gonna let em have it! What we will let them have, is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right marines?!"-Sgt Johnson

  • 09.09.2010 7:42 AM PDT

point here: kick ass at halo. You wanna know what its like to be a great player? join bikini clan, or the other branch, (spartans of death) to become one. If you dont, ill go ninja on u!

THEN U MUST BE SILENCED!

  • 09.09.2010 7:45 AM PDT

I NEED A WEAPON






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  • 09.09.2010 1:58 PM PDT

'Pancakes, Griddlecakes, Hotcakes, Flapjacks. Why are there four words for fried batter, and only one word for love?'

-George Carlin

"Only blood will pay for this."

Oh wait.


Ha! Ah, Halo 3 DVD commentary cutscene whatchamacallit. Oh, so amusing (and interesting) [and so forth]. Looking forward to the Reach commentary disk (and whatever else is on it)!

Oh, and while this may be on the later pages (I have only seen the first as ofnow, shame on me), my personal favorites, both Guilty Spark IWHBYD quotes.
First, because I heard it breifly during a party, and it cracked everyone in the room up, just out of the unexpectedness of it, Guilty Spark saying as you hit him, "You're pissing me off!" (Yes, there's more to it, but I can't remember. We paused it just after he said that.)

Second, of course, same circumstances, "You're hurting my feelings. Oh my god, I have feelings?! I'm a real boy!"

[Edited on 09.09.2010 3:03 PM PDT]

  • 09.09.2010 3:02 PM PDT

THIS IS SPARTA!!!! "n"

"You are, all of you, vermin! Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No! Your world will burn until its surface is but glass! And not even your Demon will live to creep - blackened - from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage, the culmination of our Journey. For your destruction is the will of the gods. And I? I am their instrument!"

  • 09.09.2010 6:26 PM PDT

You have been infected thats why.

  • 09.09.2010 6:43 PM PDT