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Subject: What's your favorite dialog from any Halo game?

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Im sorry for my coup changes but Im new at this.

"They are gonna pay us by hour" - Sgt. Johnson Halo CE

  • 01.04.2011 8:38 PM PDT

Pertinacia fortis defendit.


Posted by: JobeTheConqueror
Oh someone is gonna say it, so I may as well get it out of the way.

Kurt's final words in the GoO:

"Haven't you heard? Spartans never die." right before he thumbs the nuke detonator, wiping out the Elite forces that ultimately killed him.


Single favorite ending to a book. Bar none.

Halo CE-
Cortana- "Hmmm. Your achtitecture isn't much different from the Autumn's."
John- "Don't get any funny ideas." (Still makes me chuckle)

Halo 2-
Cortana- "Me. Inside your head. Now!"

Halo 3-
Lord Hood- "And you, Shipmaster, just glassed half a continent! Maybe the Flood isn't all I should be worried about..."
R'tas- "One, single Flood spore can destroy a species. Were not for the Arbiter's counsel I would have glassed your entire planet."

Reach-
Six- "That's a one-way trip."
Jorge- "We all make it sooner or later."

[Edited on 01.05.2011 1:52 AM PST]

  • 01.05.2011 1:50 AM PDT

Halo 2;

Commander Keyes: "Catchy. Any idea what it means?

Sargent Johnson :"Dear Humanity,We regret being alien -blam!-. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

Sargent Johnson :ooH-ra

halo 3;

"Crazy fool! Why do you always jump? One of these days, you're gonna land on somethin' as stubborn as you are! And I don't do bits and pieces!"

Marine; tank beats ghost
marine; tank beats hunter
marine; Tank beats everything! Oh, man! I could do this all day!

I could go on...

  • 01.05.2011 2:11 AM PDT

Tru7h

all of sargent johnsons dialogue is my favorite

  • 01.05.2011 2:40 AM PDT

Sargent Johnson...
"Usually the good lord, works in mysterious ways...BUT NOT TODAY!!! This here is 66 tonnes of straight up H.E. spewing. DIVINE INTERVENTION!!! If GOD is love, then you can call me cupid!"

and pretty much any other classic sargent john quote.

i'm not actually sure what he says after "66 tonnes of straight up" ...... spewing. I just wrote H.E. cause it sorta sounded liek that, hard to tell, all I know is it happens in halo 2 after u get out of the tunnels and onto the bridge. He is of course speaking about the one and only scorpion tank.

  • 01.05.2011 3:06 AM PDT
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Dear Humanity,
We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
—Sergeant Major Avery Junior Johnson, 2552

guys was to lazy to read the whole post so i dunno if this has been posted yet but here's mine:

The monitor: shall i help you pick a vehicle reclaimer, this one appears to be in a pretty good condition, although its armor is in a primitive state

Sgt. Johnson: a tank is a tank light bulb!

Or another one (this is if u have complete halo: combat evolved on legendary)

*elite and Sgt. Johnson are wrestling for a MA5B assault rifle and they see the PoA explode*

Sgt. Johnson: awwww shi-

*he and elite are looking at the explosion*

Sgt. Johnson to elite: This is it baby, hold me!

*elite and Sgt. Johnson hug, slowly the elite moves his hand to Johnson's butt and then the screen blanks out*

[Edited on 01.05.2011 11:19 AM PST]

  • 01.05.2011 11:18 AM PDT
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Got pork?

You obviously haven't met my younger brother then.

"Send me out... with a bang..."

  • 01.05.2011 12:18 PM PDT

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Posted by: level7mageknight
all of sargent johnsons dialogue is my favorite


I wish there was more humor in Reach--at least with the IWHBYD skull on.

  • 01.05.2011 7:30 PM PDT

I don't feel like looking through every single post of some 500, so I don't know if people have claimed these yet. Here's some of my favorites:

Hilarious
Brute: Our food as taken cover!

Grunt(after sticking himself): OH NO! How ironic! *boom*

Johnson: *looking at the Covenant station Unyielding Hirophant* "That doesn't look like any Uneven Elephant to me. Looks more like two squids kissin'."

Marine: "That's alright. I'd hide from me too!"

Sgt. Stacker: "ROAAAAD PIZZA!!"

The single FUNNIEST, and possibly RAREST quote I've ever heard(it was in Halo 2:

Grunt: *sees MC* "I will love you and pet you and call you George!"

Epic
Kurt: "Haven't you heard? Spartans never die." *click* *nuke goes off*

Deck Mate: "Brute ships, standard line. Shipmaster! They outnumber us three-to-one!
Rtas 'Vadum: "Then it is an even fight.... All cruisers fire at will. Burn their mongrel hides!"

Johnson: "Yep. Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our RAGGEDY-ASS FLEET!" *pilots in unison* "OOH RAH!!"

Badass

Admiral Hood: "Master Chief, defend this station"
MC: "Yes sir. I need a weapon."

Possibly my favorite Halo quote:
"This is the prototype NOVA bomb, nine fusion warheads encased in lithium triteride armor. When detonated, it compresses its fissionable material to nuetron-star density, increasing the thermonuclear yield a hundredfold. I am Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, temporarily in command of the UNSC military base Reach. To the Covenant uglies that may be listening, you have a few seconds to pray to your damned heathen gods. You all have a nice day in hell..." *Ludicrously huge nuclear explosion blows the Covenant ships to kingdom come*

  • 01.06.2011 8:26 AM PDT
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I love Cortanas speech in the beginning of Halo 3. Its just epic...

"They let me pick, did I ever tell you that... Choose whatever spartan I wanted. You know me...I did my Research, watched as you became the soldiers we needed you to be. Like the others you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't, something no one saw, but me. Can you guess? Luck..."

But then I wonder about what she ment. Did she mean that she got to choose wich spartan she wanted to get out of Reach with, or what?

[Edited on 02.21.2011 9:25 AM PST]

  • 01.09.2011 9:20 AM PDT
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The exchange between The Chief, 343 Guilty Spark, and Cortana at the beginning of "The Two Betrayals" is probably the most epic conversation in the series.

  • 01.09.2011 11:56 AM PDT

Tripp

"Do you mind telling me what your doing aboard that ship"

" Sir, Finishing this Fight"

  • 01.09.2011 3:43 PM PDT

Jorge-"She needs a full psychiatric workup."
Emile- "She's not the only one."

  • 01.09.2011 5:39 PM PDT

hi! i like to play with new people!
im very good playing halo so, if you want a challenge, im right here!

halo :CE

"am i right marines?"

"sir, yes sir"

  • 01.10.2011 1:19 PM PDT
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RoflCopter For the Win.

i think it mas more like a epic moment.... thats just my opinion though :)

  • 01.10.2011 1:43 PM PDT
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RoflCopter For the Win.

i personally like this one:

Halo 2
Elite: They have shed the blood of our brothers and for that they shall die!

  • 01.10.2011 1:48 PM PDT
Subject: What's your favorite dialog from any Halo game?

Posted by: level7mageknight
all of sargent johnsons dialogue is my favorite


Same here, his are classic.

  • 01.10.2011 2:01 PM PDT
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Halo: Reach
"Megszakad a szivem"
(This breaks my heart)
-Jorge looking at Reach near Anchor 9

Personally, the dialogue gets you close to the characters.

  • 01.10.2011 3:10 PM PDT
Subject: What's your favorite quote from any Halo game?

If anyone wants to get together and play some Marathon Durandal on the xbox contact me and we can work something out.


Posted by: xZcNx MarcWagz
Master Chief: I thought I'd try shooting my way out. Mix things up a litte.


that and all other quotes right after alot of action said by cortana, MC, and johnson.

  • 01.10.2011 4:35 PM PDT

Anti-Teabag self-destruct mechanisms ftw

Posted by: anton1792
Rtas 'Vadum giving a description of what he will do to Truth.

Find where the lier hides, so that I may place my boot between his gums!
I found it amusing for a time.
That is one of my favorites just because it is so weird to hear the elites saying they are going to kick the prophets ass!

  • 01.10.2011 5:31 PM PDT

SpecOps Commander: "When we joined the Covenant, we each took an oath!"

Troops: "According to our stations!"

SpecOps Commander: "To serve the Covenant!"

Troops: "Even to our dying breath!"

  • 01.10.2011 7:46 PM PDT
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"I know what the aliens like." Johnson

  • 01.10.2011 8:05 PM PDT
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(This quote is after MC does something incredible) Nice job Master Chief, you were almost as good as a Marine! -Srg. Jhonson in The Fall of Reach-

  • 01.10.2011 8:36 PM PDT
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BI-MU ka-blam!-aku
FURASSHUBAKKU ni yatsu no kage
CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR CHAR

"-blam!-, do they even teach you how to curse in basic?" or something like that.
"Covvies won't know what hit'em."-Buck. The Armory

  • 01.10.2011 9:18 PM PDT
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and adding this "for a brick he flew pretty good"

  • 01.10.2011 9:30 PM PDT