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I don't feel like looking through every single post of some 500, so I don't know if people have claimed these yet. Here's some of my favorites:
Hilarious
Brute: Our food as taken cover!
Grunt(after sticking himself): OH NO! How ironic! *boom*
Johnson: *looking at the Covenant station Unyielding Hirophant* "That doesn't look like any Uneven Elephant to me. Looks more like two squids kissin'."
Marine: "That's alright. I'd hide from me too!"
Sgt. Stacker: "ROAAAAD PIZZA!!"
The single FUNNIEST, and possibly RAREST quote I've ever heard(it was in Halo 2:
Grunt: *sees MC* "I will love you and pet you and call you George!"
Epic
Kurt: "Haven't you heard? Spartans never die." *click* *nuke goes off*
Deck Mate: "Brute ships, standard line. Shipmaster! They outnumber us three-to-one!
Rtas 'Vadum: "Then it is an even fight.... All cruisers fire at will. Burn their mongrel hides!"
Johnson: "Yep. Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our RAGGEDY-ASS FLEET!" *pilots in unison* "OOH RAH!!"
Badass
Admiral Hood: "Master Chief, defend this station"
MC: "Yes sir. I need a weapon."
Possibly my favorite Halo quote:
"This is the prototype NOVA bomb, nine fusion warheads encased in lithium triteride armor. When detonated, it compresses its fissionable material to nuetron-star density, increasing the thermonuclear yield a hundredfold. I am Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, temporarily in command of the UNSC military base Reach. To the Covenant uglies that may be listening, you have a few seconds to pray to your damned heathen gods. You all have a nice day in hell..." *Ludicrously huge nuclear explosion blows the Covenant ships to kingdom come*