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Subject: What's your favorite dialog from any Halo game or book?

"Someone! Anyone! Please, respond!"

[Edited on 05.13.2011 8:11 PM PDT]

  • 03.02.2011 9:56 PM PDT
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You are weak, and gods must be strong - Prophet of Truth
I am a monument to all your sins - Gravemind
My face will be the last thing your pathetic eyes ever see - Ripa 'Moramee
PROTOCOL DICTATES ACTION - 343 guilty spark

in odst on ONI alpha site with IWHBYD skull on after you kill a hunter
random marine: theanks for killing the big scary thing

  • 03.03.2011 2:17 AM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

Halo CE
Badass: "They call it...Halo." - Captain Keyes
Funny: "Well I don't care if it's Gods own anti son-of-a--blam!- machine or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What will let 'em have is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in! AM I RIGHT MARINES!?" - Johnson

Halo 2
Badass: "This is Spartan-117. Can anyone hear me, over?"
"Isolate that signal! Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?"
"Sir - Finishing this fight." - Master Chief & Lord Hood
Funny: "That's right, he wanted my gun." - Marine

Halo 3
Badass: "Wake me...when you need me." - Master Chief
Funny: "Holy crap this thing rips stuff up!" - Marine

Halo 3 ODST
Badass: "Lord, I didn't train to be a pilot. Tell me I don't have anymore flying to do today....Amen." - Dutch
Funny: "I throw like a girl!" - Mickey

Halo Reach
Badass: "This is Captain Keyes of the Pillar of Autumn. We're tracking you Noble and we've begun our launch sequence. Proceed to dry dock, Platform D. I'll be on it myself to retrieve the package."
"We'll be there sir."
"Better be Spartan. My countdown has no abort." - Captain Keyes & Emile
Funny: I've yet to see a line in Reach that makes me laugh...

  • 03.03.2011 8:51 AM PDT

Home is where you heart is
but what is shame?
'Cause everyones heart
doesn't beat the same.

We got jackal in the courtyard!

  • 03.03.2011 7:05 PM PDT
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"paybacks a -blam!-"-Emile Halo Reach

  • 03.05.2011 4:51 PM PDT

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Tell her that If you jingle my bells, Ill promise you a white Christmas - Call Me Venom
The world can't end next month. My yogurt expires in 2013 - Princess Cadence
If Apple invented a car, would it have windows? - Xxembers

Marine in Reach "Hunters are tearing us a new one!"

That always makes me lol :D

  • 03.07.2011 1:27 PM PDT

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"There is much talk, and I have listened, through rock and metal and time. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen." - Gravemind

  • 03.08.2011 4:59 PM PDT

Marine Sanders
Major 1st Division U.S.M.C.

You cannot exaggerate about the Marines. They are convinced to the point of arrogance, that they are the most ferocious fighters on earth- and the amusing thing about it is that they are.

"Tell that to the Covenant"
Master Chief/ John 117/ Halo II

  • 03.09.2011 9:01 AM PDT

I'm 23, I have a house, dog, girlfriend, job and I have no interest in any fanboyism so if you're thinking about sending me a childish PM, don't be surprised when I don't call back.

There are those that said this day would never come. What are they to say now?

  • 03.09.2011 9:08 AM PDT

gk

bet you cant stick it

dont make a girl a promise if you know you cant keep it

oh i see the data needs to be (chief hits his head) right sorry omg he hit cortana lol

and please .....dont shake the light bulb


i think the best are between jhonson and spark

  • 03.09.2011 8:22 PM PDT
Subject: What's your favorite quote from any Halo game?

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."


Posted by: JobeTheConqueror
Posted by: Lord Snakie
"Do I give life, or take it? Who is victim, and who is foe...?"


"Child of my enemy, why have you come? I offer no forgiveness... A father's sins, pass to his son."

That GM quote randomly pops in my head when I have a really bad headache. I doubt that's normal.
You've become one of them! We must destroy you before you can infect more!!!!

  • 03.09.2011 9:08 PM PDT
Subject: What's your favorite dialog from any Halo game or book?

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

"This is the prototype NOVA Bomb, nine fusion warheads encased in lithium triteride armor. When detonated, it compresses its fissionable material to neutron-star density, boosting the thermonuclear yield a hundredfold. I am Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, temporarily in command of the UNSC military base Reach. To the Covenant uglies that might be listening, you have a few seconds to pray to your damned heathen gods. You all have a nice day in hell..." Danforth Whitcomb on the Nova Bomb.

  • 03.09.2011 9:21 PM PDT

Fortune favors the Bold

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
"This is the prototype NOVA Bomb, nine fusion warheads encased in lithium triteride armor. When detonated, it compresses its fissionable material to neutron-star density, boosting the thermonuclear yield a hundredfold. I am Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, temporarily in command of the UNSC military base Reach. To the Covenant uglies that might be listening, you have a few seconds to pray to your damned heathen gods. You all have a nice day in hell..." Danforth Whitcomb on the Nova Bomb.

yes!

also I feel like the best quotes from halo came from halo 2. Looking back, playing through it was just always really fun

  • 03.09.2011 9:23 PM PDT

Life's a game. How do you play?

"It's time to kick ass and chew..." - oh wait, wrong game.

No, to me it's just Finish the Fight. While this was never truly spoken dialogue (except for 2's ending, and let's face it, it SUCKED), just those three words and the pictures of Chief preparing descend once more unto the breach always managed to send a chill down my spine.

Worthy Contenders:
Covenant Battle Prayer
Gravemind's constant scary crap
"Wake me up..."
"Be human" (from Legends).

  • 03.11.2011 5:17 PM PDT
Subject: What's your favorite quote from any Halo game?

I would like to be a Mythic Member, or a mod.

REALLY BAD. I believe I deserve it, I am very loyal to the dear Bungie forums and want to keep everything in tip-top shape. Its always a real pleasure to be on the forums and I want to be recognized here.

"Spartans never die? If only that were true"
She KILLED that, no one said that except her.

  • 03.11.2011 5:39 PM PDT
Subject: What's your favorite dialog from any Halo game or book?

"I know what the ladies like"

-Sergeant Major Johnson

  • 03.12.2011 5:56 PM PDT

Don't upset Achronos or you'll end up with a dog's head in a jar in your mailbox.
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Soffish Is Still Missing! Do Not Eat!

"Don't make a girl a promise.. If you know you can't keep it.."
<3 Jen Taylor's voice.

[Edited on 03.12.2011 6:04 PM PST]

  • 03.12.2011 6:04 PM PDT

MLG = Man Lacking Girlfriend

lolbloom
lolarmourlock
lolreach

Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from
gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're
so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't
care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-***** machine, or a giant hoola
hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly
full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! (Pause) (Slow and
loud) Am I right, Marines?

  • 03.12.2011 10:04 PM PDT

"That was the worst throw...Ever...Of all time"

Cortana-"Halo.... it's finished"
Chief- "No, I think where just getting started...."

  • 03.14.2011 7:43 AM PDT
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We got jackals in courtyard!

  • 03.14.2011 9:23 PM PDT


Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
"This is the prototype NOVA Bomb, nine fusion warheads encased in lithium triteride armor. When detonated, it compresses its fissionable material to neutron-star density, boosting the thermonuclear yield a hundredfold. I am Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, temporarily in command of the UNSC military base Reach. To the Covenant uglies that might be listening, you have a few seconds to pray to your damned heathen gods. You all have a nice day in hell..." Danforth Whitcomb on the Nova Bomb.
yes!

  • 03.15.2011 1:08 AM PDT
Subject: What's your favorite quote from any Halo game?
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my is
You didnt actually plan any of this did you? Forerunner asked.
Riser shook his head. Chakas made a breeze on his face with his hat.
We thought you d do something exciting.
Were still waiting, Riser said.
sry for the grammer spellings i had to cut out the commas because it dosent allow me

  • 03.15.2011 11:28 AM PDT

You don't kick a man when they're down, so don't teabag me when I'm dead!

I'd say "were it so easy", but it's probably been said, and probably doesn'd deserve the title of 'best quote'
However I started playing Halo with halo 3, and back-tracked when I fell in love with it.
I also really liked nearly everything said by the Gravemind, namely:
"Lies for the weak. Beacons for the deluded"
In retort to the Prophet of Truth's babblings. I'm surprised no-one considered it a poke against religion in general and made a boycott against halo because of it.Oh wait, this is the real world.Someone probably did. LOL

  • 03.15.2011 11:42 AM PDT

Fear my Pink Mist...

Posted by: HipiO7
INB4 ''We got Jackals in the courtyard!''

Johnson's Speach aboard The Pillar of Autumn on Heroic

You just cant beat that.

JACKALS IN THE COURTYARD!

Lol, funny stuff.

  • 03.15.2011 12:56 PM PDT

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Tell her that If you jingle my bells, Ill promise you a white Christmas - Call Me Venom
The world can't end next month. My yogurt expires in 2013 - Princess Cadence
If Apple invented a car, would it have windows? - Xxembers

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you know our motto. We DELIVER


I'm probably the only one who found her annoying.

  • 03.17.2011 2:33 PM PDT