"He's raping me!"
"We suck together, we fight together!"
"Ooh, ooh! I got dibs on his chestplate!"
"Hey, demon! The jerk store called and they're all out of you. Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, unnhh! Okay look, you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt, I'll be the bottom. I'll polish your boots, I'll polish your helmet. It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!"
"No! You killed George! We went to college together; he was on my team!"
"How can something so big hide for so long?"
"Oh Jesus!"
"Can I have his helmet? Brute master make Ultra."
"I bet I can stick it!"
"Enjoy my bright. Blue. Balls!"
"It's the Demon! He's going to tear off my arms and use them as Maracas!"
"It's safe to come out, this is... Sergeant Humanoid. Uhh....Yeah"
Grunt 1: "You know, at this point, if the demon gets us, and rips out our little skulls, and...and takes off our backpacks, and then humps us with his big... demony... butt!"
Grunt 2: "Ha-ha, we deserve it!"
"How come there never be Arbiter Grunt?"
"Me take off mask, smell better! But nooo, always have to fight on oxygen planet! How come never enemies breathe methane?"
"SHEILA!"
"Demon's helmet make GREAT backpack!"
"Yeesssssssss, master. Give me precious, my precious!".
"Hard to tell, but me not female."
"Shhhh! Me hunting hewatics"
"Me got dibs on demon's boots."
"D'oh!"
"Follow my bright...blue...BALLS!"
"He's everywhere!!"
"Can I have his helmet? The Sarge is wasted, man!"
"We are the Champions! We are the Champions!"
"I'll bite your kneecaps off!"
"Stop shooting me you noob!"
"In Soviet Russia, the Covenant kills you."
"Fear my blue balls!"
"My spidey sense is tingling!"
"You wanna piece of this? C'mon I'll bite your kneecaps off, and it will hurt!"
"Get ready for a Yapyap PIMP SLAP!"
"I shat in his helmet and I peed in his mouth"
"Please enjoy my BRIGHT BLUE BALLS!"
"I'm going to cross my fingers at you, aw crap I don't have enough! "
"Aww, that Brute a-hole gave him a hammer."
"Please enjoy my big, blue BOMBS!"
"Thank you for flying blue ball airways! "
"Funny, but I dream in English!"