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Subject: srgt Johnson
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Poll: which one is mostr likely true  [closed]
option 1:  20%
(4 Votes)
option 2:  0%
(0 Votes)
option 3:  10%
(2 Votes)
option 4:  25%
(5 Votes)
option 5:  35%
(7 Votes)
other(plz state):  10%
(2 Votes)
Total Votes: 20

here are multiple theories that explain the story of srgt Johnson

1.- the forerunners built cloning vats and these cloning vats have produced a subject
codenamed Johnson and whenever he dies another clone takes his place

2.-he is John's son hence his name (this one scares me a bit)

3.-he is actually the colonel in disguise

4.-he is a normal grunt with a jackal father and some jelly beans in his pants

5.-one day a little boy name johnson inherited super powers and flew to halo to kick the covies @$$

[Edited on 8/3/2004 1:46:05 PM]

  • 08.03.2004 1:16 PM PDT
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I picked #5 cause it tickled my funny bone.

  • 08.03.2004 1:22 PM PDT
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#1. Because during the course of Halo, I killed thousands of Sgt. Johnsons. I think he is MC's guardian angel. And hes black, so you know he got skillz, g.

[Edited on 8/3/2004 1:25:38 PM]

  • 08.03.2004 1:25 PM PDT
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hey veryone what's wrong with option 2 :(

  • 08.03.2004 1:38 PM PDT
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Four is half right, he has some syndrome from using too many plasma grenades and the radiation messed with his neural pulses or something like that and the flood cant get too him...

[Edited on 8/3/2004 1:45:42 PM]

  • 08.03.2004 1:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: MJOLNIRdragoon
Four is half right, he has some syndrome from using too many plasma grenades and the radiation messed with his neural pulses or something like that and the flood cant get too him...


what are you talking about you should recheck option 4

  • 08.03.2004 1:47 PM PDT
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srgt johnson... THE MAN OF MYSTERY DUN DUN DUNnnnnnnnnnnnnn

  • 08.03.2004 1:47 PM PDT
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Option 5 all the way.

Hey it's Srgt. Johnson after all...

[Edited on 8/3/2004 1:50:31 PM]

  • 08.03.2004 1:50 PM PDT