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how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

  • 08.03.2004 1:48 PM PDT
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It really matters if the woodchuck could chuck would and if he felt like chucking wood

  • 08.03.2004 1:49 PM PDT
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about 3 metric tons

  • 08.03.2004 1:50 PM PDT
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He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

  • 08.03.2004 1:51 PM PDT
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a wood chuck would chuck all that it could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

  • 08.03.2004 1:54 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Well. What type of wood? What climate? Is it the winter? Because then the answers none, because the woodchucks hibetnating in his warm cozy den. Where does he live! Has he had any human contact? Does he have any diseases or dental issues? Allergies? C'mon. Specifics.

  • 08.03.2004 1:57 PM PDT
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Depends if he's lazy or not. I've seen lazy beavers. Why not lazy woodchucks?

  • 08.03.2004 2:06 PM PDT