- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
No no no. You guys got it all wrong, you know how "into it" Bungie gets on these ad things. Microsoft basically runs the country, so to promote Halo 2, We have developed Seraph (sp?) Fighters at Area 51, and when the IloveBees timer runs out, we are sending them to destroy Hong Kong where at that time, to further promote the game, each person who has full paid for the Halo 2 pre-order will recieve a full scale, fully functional Armor straight from the game, and be given training to defend from these mock aliens. Mean while Godzilla gets sick of it, destroys the prison which holds Saddam, he gets free, moves in with the Prophets where all the characters star in the newest Reality show, but America won't have that, so we "give Democracy" to the Alien Planet ala a planet buster, meanwhile the humans discover that we actually are the forerunner *Gasp!* and that the Prophets knew this all along because they are the only ones to actually know a forerunner, but they know they are currently being worshipped, if the Elites discover humans to be forerunner, they will pay no attention to the annoying prophets, and all is lost. Meanwhile the ressurection of the USSR throws a whole new twist into the story line and all of a sudden we find ourselves watching Cousins make out with each other on the newest hit series on Fox and we all learnt our lesson, never to put a sock in a toaster.
BTW: I know Godzilla is in Japan, it's part of the joke, just to inform the flamers.
BTW #2: If Bungie likes this idea, by all means, use it, I am only trying to do my part in making the world a better place :-)
[Edited on 8/3/2004 5:37:34 PM]