- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
If Captain O was a Spartan. I would First use and assualt riffle and shoot at his feet to make him bleed. Than I would pistol whip him until his health is in red. Then I would Stick a plasma grenade on his face. Then I would Melee him until the framerate slows down. Then I would run his corpse over with a worthog. then I would have my way with him. Then I would eat him. Then i would eat my poop of him. Then I would vomit it back up, Then i would urinate on him,. Then i would have my way with him again. Then I would feed him to the dogs. Then i would give the dogs to the elites to have there way with it. And then I would have my way with the elites. Im done I hate you Captain O du du du duuuuu