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Subject: New info about ilovebees
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First I have no theories and expect Halo 2 to be released on November 9. Anyhow I sent this email to the emails listed on the whois to ilovebees.

"Dear Margaret Efendi,

It has come to my attention there is a reference to "ilovebees.com" in
the Halo 2 trailer. If you aren't familiar with Halo 2 it is a game on
Xbox which is due to release in October. Did you perhaps put this
video out in a clever way to promote your website? Or perhaps are you
associated with Bungie (Makers of Halo 2). If this was indeed a clever
plan to get your website traffic may I be the first to congratulate
you on a job well done!"

After a week of no response I received an email today with more random stuff that makes no sense. Here is the reply in full:

"The History of Dana
by
The Sleeping Princess
It is the object of this to present The news


Chapter I. The Sleeping Princess friendless and alone

The Sleeping Princess friendless and alone

the queen wishes

The Sleeping Princess

sealed into an airtight container

hiding from the queen

Life is bare, gloom and misery everywhere

Stormy weather, just can't get my poor old self together



The Widow

the blues walked in and met me

The Widow will get me

the sleeping princess are in hiding

One must be so careful these days.



the "pious flea" and "sleeping princess" (?)

MARK but this flea, and mark in this

don't like it

I can't help it

a proper fool

a bad banana

unimaginable filth and stench; and disease

he can't write his name or read a book



I read, much of the night



Chapter II. Dana friendless and alone



Dana a friend/good guy.

Dana is not an artificial being. nor is she a program. She is human. She is flesh and blood.



Dana

You're as cuddly as the cat

You're as charming as the butterfly

the favorite of the plebeian masses

Being the friend



you and I together allies, and if the queen pleased thrown into a condition of extreme danger

"Of course I will stick.

I'll stick by you

though thin and though thick!"

best friend

This one means you're happy: :)



Chapter IV



The Sleeping Princess passed through a great variety of scenes, and met with many extraordinary adventures and narrow escapes, which, however, can not be here particularly detailed.

I found

a secret was revealed

I should not be able to make any one understand how exciting it all was.

I brought it home and hid it in a secret place



Chapter V need help right quick, on the double



when I feel

That I shall never look upon thee more

Her name is Dana.

the house is so sad and lonesome

Dana
being persuaded to
come back

to talk

to me



Well, I will tell you

that secret

I found



maybe you can help me (?)



T-U-R-T-L-E Power! T-U-R-T-L-E Power! T-U-R-T-L-E Power! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Power!



love



*** END: FULL LICENSE ***"

Perhaps a bungie programmer has to much time on there hands? LOL

  • 08.03.2004 9:55 PM PDT
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OMG THAT IS OLD JESUS -blam!- -blam!- TARD!!!!!

  • 08.03.2004 9:56 PM PDT
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I am not going to flame you, but this has been posted many times, there is already one post with over 10 pages about this, I think there is also one just a bit below urs.

  • 08.03.2004 9:57 PM PDT
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Blam blam tard? Perhaps you may want to pay more attention in English class ;)

Anyhow, my apologies for posting somthing that has already been posted. My line of work deals a lot with advertising and was purely interested in the marketing aspect of ilovebees. Anyhow congrats to bungie for this interesting marketing ploy as i'm sure they are finding these posts funny.

Anyhow, have fun kids :)

  • 08.03.2004 10:31 PM PDT
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Somebody plese give me an m6d. no make that a shotty.

  • 08.03.2004 10:34 PM PDT
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Hey dumbass... if you havent realized that when u swear it puts BLAM instead of the Swear

  • 08.03.2004 10:35 PM PDT