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Subject: Aotcr, hopping on glass to kick some @$$
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no. just no. there voice is high, because of the crappy translator program. The Elites will hardly sociallize with grunts, much less do that.
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Do we even know whether Elites have "those"?

Locked in 5, 4, 3...

  • 08.04.2004 12:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: byrum
no. just no. there voice is high, because of the crappy translator program. The Elites will hardly sociallize with grunts, much less do that.
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Do we even know whether Elites have "those"?

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They must, how would they reproduce?
I saw one once, two jackals were beating a grunt unconscious with plasma pistols while a red elite molested it while yelling WORT WORT WORT

  • 08.04.2004 12:05 AM PDT
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Oh yeah, this is locked. I suggest you get a garden hose to defeat the flaming ninja attack.

  • 08.04.2004 12:05 AM PDT
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I wonder how hunters are born, it would be a real bltch to push out a massive metal melee shield and giant spikes on their backs.

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the "flaming" might stop, but the "ninja" won't. And we don't even understand the digestive process/skeletal structure of Elites- How could we possibly hope to understand something as complicated as their reproductive processes.

Or something...

btw, I think it's with spores/seeds (like plants).
I think that you just have some kind of weird, kinky, possibly -blam!--erotic fantasy about Elites. Specifically the big red ones.
Go ahead and interperet this however you want.

  • 08.04.2004 12:14 AM PDT
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What if they accidentally fire that big-ass gun while they're in the womb?

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roflmao! OMG that was FUNNY! I'm still laughing! lmao!

*side splits*
*tear rolls from eye*

  • 08.04.2004 12:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: byrum
the "flaming" might stop, but the "ninja" won't. And we don't even understand the digestive process/skeletal structure of Elites- How could we possibly hope to understand something as complicated as their reproductive processes.

Or something...

btw, I think it's with spores/seeds (like plants).
I think that you just have some kind of weird, kinky, possibly -blam!--erotic fantasy about Elites. Specifically the big red ones.
Go ahead and interperet this however you want.


Everyone knows the ninjas lose their power when soaking. It makes them depressed, so instead of ninja-fying you, they ask for psychological help.

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Posted by: byrum
roflmao! OMG that was FUNNY! I'm still laughing! lmao!

*side splits*
*tear rolls from eye*


You should see a doctor about that side, it can't be good for you.

  • 08.04.2004 12:16 AM PDT
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lol, that would rule! they could kill the bltchy mother before she starts asking it to do chores

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I Don't think that Hunters are born with weapons and armor.

I Imagine them being born from big birth pods/sacs (like a giant, pulsing, orange cocoon).

  • 08.04.2004 12:17 AM PDT
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Posted by: byrum
roflmao! OMG that was FUNNY! I'm still laughing! lmao!

*side splits*
*tear rolls from eye*


You should see a doctor about that side, it can't be good for you.


No, it's not. I'm bleeding all over the place. I'm sort of getting dizzy.....

*thud*

  • 08.04.2004 12:18 AM PDT
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cool, so eggs are ruled out?

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I was kidding about the gun thing, you know....

And birth pods are just like hospital rooms. Some Hunter lady is in there....well, I won't describe it.

Hunter lady?! Wow, that's an interesting thought!

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Posted by: Dark Soldier
cool, so eggs are ruled out?


Nah, that's how Grunts are born! The methane tank retains a curved appearance because of the growth in the egg shell, you silly.

And call the frickin' paramedics for Byrum, will ya?

  • 08.04.2004 12:21 AM PDT
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...I think I'm injured...

*collapses in puddle of blood*
*entrails and candy wrappers litter the floor*

  • 08.04.2004 12:23 AM PDT
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oh, makes sense. what about jackals?

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Jackals are so human-like, I'm guessing that they're born live.

  • 08.04.2004 12:24 AM PDT
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hey, where do they go to the bathroom? and is MC forced to shlt himself in his suit?

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Mutant birds with shiny shields that endure a ritual to cut off their wings.

Simple.

Posted by: Dark Soldier
oh, makes sense. what about jackals?

  • 08.04.2004 12:25 AM PDT
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Yep. Why do you think that "fussioin pack" is so freaking big?

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He has an ass lid that he craps out of.
hey, where do they go to the bathroom? and is MC forced to shlt himself in his suit?

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soon as how grunts breath methane, i picture an elite forcing open a grunts mouth and taking a crap down it's throat.

  • 08.04.2004 12:26 AM PDT
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OMG! so...maybe jackals are just giant, humanoid, flying birds...

  • 08.04.2004 12:27 AM PDT
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Ewwie Ptooie!

  • 08.04.2004 12:27 AM PDT

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