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Subject: Aotcr, hopping on glass to kick some @$$
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Posted by: byrum
OMG! so...maybe jackals are just giant, humanoid, flying birds...

Take out the flying. They can parachute with their shields, but that's the extent of it.

  • 08.04.2004 12:27 AM PDT
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Posted by: Dark Soldier
soon as how grunts breath methane, i picture an elite forcing open a grunts mouth and taking a crap down it's throat.


That is so f*ing nasty! oh, my, God!

  • 08.04.2004 12:28 AM PDT
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Posted by: Ops Agent 117
Posted by: byrum
OMG! so...maybe jackals are just giant, humanoid, flying birds...

Take out the flying. They can parachute with their shields, but that's the extent of it.


I meant "flightless". Like a penguin.

  • 08.04.2004 12:28 AM PDT
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Ahh. I understand.

We have filled up 3 pages with pure crap! All Right!

  • 08.04.2004 12:30 AM PDT
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If Shishka sees this, he probably won't be happy.

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I bet he has, and he's laughing his ass off right now (watching us make fools of ourselves).

  • 08.04.2004 12:32 AM PDT
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And what do the covenant eat?

  • 08.04.2004 12:33 AM PDT
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Food Nipples.

And oh yeah, he has to have seen this by now. He probably PMed the other mods and they will come and make fun of our foolish antics.

[Edited on 8/4/2004 12:34:35 AM]

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There is absolutely nobody in The Maw. I posted a thread about how I hardly know $hit about computers, and I don't own Halo PC about 10 minutes ago, and it's still at the top of the list! (with no posts except my own. not a single one added. ...amazing...)

[Edited on 8/4/2004 12:35:08 AM]

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All the PC junkies go to sleep at 10, like their mommies tell them too.

Just kidding, I'm a bit of a PC fan myself. Better than Macs.

  • 08.04.2004 12:35 AM PDT
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I think that elites eat jackals, crap them out, grunts eat the crap, and jackals eat the grunts

  • 08.04.2004 12:37 AM PDT
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That's a funny thread, Byrum! Ima go back to da Library now!

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The only game I own for PC is a 4 year old copy of "Starwars: Gungan Fronteir". Unless you count the demo of "Aironix".

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Posted by: Dark Soldier
I think that elites eat jackals, crap them out, grunts eat the crap, and jackals eat the grunts


Eww. Eww. Ew...eh, I kind of like Jackals eating Grunts....

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Posted by: byrum
The only game I own for PC is a 4 year old copy of "Starwars: Gungan Fronteir". Unless you count the demo of "Aironix".


Gungan Frontier? Never heard of that! Or Aironix...

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and hunters must eat elites

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This computer is 5 years old, without a single upgrade or add-on the entire time. Not even a CD burner. And, like Windows 95 or something.

I have never owned my own computer.

  • 08.04.2004 12:39 AM PDT
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DOWN WITH MAC's PC's FOR ALL!

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Posted by: Dark Soldier
and hunters must eat elites

Actually, Hunters are eaten by the large group of Grunts that the Jackal save for tomorrow's lunch.

And you still have 95, byrum?! Wow...even the crappy computer I'm usin' has 98...

  • 08.04.2004 12:42 AM PDT
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then what do hunters eat? I think they rip the testicals off of jackals and make stew

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Hunters eat Flood. That's why there aren't that many of them.

Chaplain's being odd again in New Mombosa. Saying Frankie isn't Frankie...

I'm gettin' off. It's 2:45 am here, so I gotta hit the sack, but its been fun, spouting off random things!

[Edited on 8/4/2004 12:49:42 AM]

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Posted by: Ops Agent 117
And you still have 95, byrum?! Wow...even the crappy computer I'm usin' has 98...


That was a guess. I'm not even sure what WOS I have in here...
..in here...
..in here...

wow. There is no operating system...it's hollow. That would explain the echo.

  • 08.04.2004 12:48 AM PDT
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I think elites kill their boredom while on patrol by tearing the arms off of grunts and beat them to death with it.

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I think your full of it. I think that we don't know what Elites eat, and we shouldn't speculate any more, as this is getting weird.

  • 08.04.2004 12:51 AM PDT
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elites tear the testicles off of grunts pop them between their teeth, look at elite -blam!- than beat jackals to death with their dicks.

  • 08.04.2004 12:55 AM PDT

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