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I'm getting financial advice from a drunk squirrel
Some guy made this for me.
Damnit, another Captain, looks like we'll be needing a garlic crusher for this job.
Get a roll of duct tape stuck up nose during a driving test.
swallow a lit dynamyte.
It is illegal to paint a dog pink and have him dance in a public school in Peru
Hey stop kicking my red Kangaroo!!! It's not my fault my Grandma lives in a pickle hut!!!
Travel in the future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus.
All Your Base Are Belong To Us!Hey, lay off the midget ice cream guy! He flies In a giant taco, delivering babies to those in need.
Hey you Russian gypsy over there! Stop sucking fruit punch out of my bathtub spicket!!
Stop spitting on the fish, it's not the cat's fault your fiance hurled a javelin through your chest and grandma's so happy she sewed her hands together.
Why does your hose smell like old Mountain dew?Damn this thread is fun
Caution: Dismembered Body Part Crossing
Instructions: Light fuse, place the firecracker between your buttcheeks, then moon a bus driver
i once knew this cat name jack we were playing hopstock when and monkey dressed as a walrus that was driving a tank ran him over and turned him into a burrito me and the monkey danced for hours worshiping a kitchen sink as a turkey
I wouldn't post here but I'm drunk! My judgement is impared! Yaya!
Posted by: jb5432i once knew this cat name jack we were playing hopstock when and monkey dressed as a walrus that was driving a tank ran him over and turned him into a burrito me and the monkey danced for hours worshiping a kitchen sink as a turkeythat was one of the most retarded things i have ever heard...good job
i ate two bugers today!!!!!!isn't that cool
Posted by: sniper109i ate two bugers today!!!!!!isn't that cooldude thats awesome i like mcdonalds bugers
There's a monkey in my pocket, he's stealing all my change, he has a glazed look on his face, I suspect that he's deranged.
The best place to hold a lit M-80 is in your mouth
This is the smartest thread ever! I know what happens when you eat a greanad when the whateveryoucallit is pulled, it feels nice in the gut.
Posted by: The Elite_eliteThis is the smartest thread ever! I know what happens when you eat a greanad when the whateveryoucallit is pulled, it feels nice in the gut.Wow, I've done that too! I like it in my throut though.
Posted by: The Elite_elitePosted by: The Elite_eliteThis is the smartest thread ever! I know what happens when you eat a greanad when the whateveryoucallit is pulled, it feels nice in the gut.Wow, I've done that too! I like it in my throut though.i like to hold them to my eye its makes a nice tinglely feeling
One day I was going to Wal-mart, then this midget Rabbi walks up and punches me in the stomach, then makes an insult about my pet Raccoon.
Throw a stick of dinomite out of you car with the window rolled up