- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Its all very simple... August 24 is the date that the Covenant invasion will begin! Those sick alien bastards are taunting us with a warning! We have but 24 days to prepare ourselves! All civilians to the shelters, women and children first! Get our high and mid-orbit blockade into position, primed and ready, not a single unloaded cannon. Mobilize every last regiment of Marines and get them stationed at potential drop points for Covie shock troops... and SOMEBODY GET ME A FRAPPUCINO!
*Hustles into a Mjolnir Mark VI suit, hefts a battle rifle into his arms, crouches on a rooftop, points his rifle to the sky and waits patiently*
We'll show them who loves bees...
Thats whats going to happen. Back me up Mods!!!