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Subject: A most enlightening must read!!!Halo 2’s Storyline
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This has been made with the help of many posts and many hours spend in www.ilovebees.com and google. However, unlike other crazy long, fuzzy and non-objective posts, ill make mine simple short and straight to the facts:
Ilovebees is a LOT simpler to understand if you ignore the stinky bees! Follow my example: instead of “worker” or “queen” try “x” or “y”, it really works.
So here we go, the storyline: simple but juicy that’s how I would describe it.
MC and Cortana finally get to our solar system and guess what? There’s a scouting covenant armada on Earth doorstep (yes scouting we only deal with the first wave)! Apparently from what the covenant learn from reach there was a set of solar systems in which Earth (translated from colony in ilovebees) could be located, after falling in various decoys they finally fond us. After reporting to the covenant home world the prophets ordered them to attack wile they sensed additional troops. Turns out that was a huge mistake. Mc after docking in an abandoned space station orbiting around Earth, got control of the station’s damaged primary weapon and points it to a set of covenant ships, remember I said damaged? Well after pushing the trigger the station blows up and MC is projected to the moon wearing only is underwear. He survives due to Cortana ho gave him mouth-to-mouth during the short but hot journey. He lands in the moon making a crater on its immaculate land due to efficient management. There he comes across with the managers that gave them his old armour and now gave in new armour called *****(forgot the name). After this he makes a ship travels to Earth saves the planet and lives happy eve after for one day in which he made pancakes to the wounded soldiers ho got hit by his ship during the landing.
That’s it! If you want to know more wait for the rest that comes in august 10th along with the OXM (this is according to the site ihatebees.com)gotcha


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  • 08.05.2004 7:52 AM PDT
Subject: Halo 2’s Storyline from ilovebees and other sites.
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WTF!???! Cortona is an AI. She aint a real person.

  • 08.05.2004 7:54 AM PDT
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this is spam dont reply after this.

  • 08.05.2004 7:56 AM PDT
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wait for the OXM and youll see bet you didnt read that at all

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  • 08.05.2004 8:00 AM PDT
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dummer







  • 08.05.2004 8:08 AM PDT
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Like it?

  • 08.05.2004 8:35 AM PDT
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hey -blam!- you

  • 08.05.2004 8:40 AM PDT
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Don't reply.

  • 08.05.2004 8:41 AM PDT
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hey -love- you to

  • 08.05.2004 8:42 AM PDT
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lol that was funny. SPAM but still funny. You really caught me off guard with that joke. u got me good.

  • 08.05.2004 8:45 AM PDT
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lol glad you enjoied it (or not...ive born glad) ;]

  • 08.05.2004 8:47 AM PDT