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Subject: I have a squirrel in my attic.
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What should I do? It's annoying as hell. *tap tap tap* AHHHHH!!!!! Die evil fluf ball !!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!

  • 08.05.2004 11:27 AM PDT
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dont kill it just put it in a cage and sell it

  • 08.05.2004 11:29 AM PDT
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Do you have an excessively large kitchen knife in your house?

  • 08.05.2004 11:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: Stickman Army
Do you have an excessively large kitchen knife in your house?


Will a hatchet work? Ohhhhh the shotgun. Yeah that's a good idea.

  • 08.05.2004 11:31 AM PDT

Let grunts Sleep!!!

Try to hand feed it.

*ahh!!! rabbies*

  • 08.05.2004 11:32 AM PDT
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I'm gonna go shoot the basterd with my Pellet rifle. See you in a minute.

[Edited on 8/5/2004 11:36:12 AM]

  • 08.05.2004 11:33 AM PDT

Let grunts Sleep!!!

Did helljumper really leave? Seriously?

  • 08.05.2004 11:35 AM PDT
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no hes just trying to make a new friend the wrong way. Thats all

  • 08.05.2004 11:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: BadGrunt
Did helljumper really leave? Seriously?


Nah. I changed my mind. My parents will be home soon and they might be ticked if they saw me shooting holes in the walls. I'll do it another day.

Why? I'm not here all the time you know?

  • 08.05.2004 11:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: Twitches666
no hes just trying to make a new friend the wrong way. Thats all


What? That dosn't even make sense!!!

  • 08.05.2004 11:39 AM PDT
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Don't even respond to him, he's just being an idiot again and he's not even worth the effort.

  • 08.05.2004 12:29 PM PDT
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blow it up.

  • 08.05.2004 12:32 PM PDT
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You have to kill it. In the least humane way possible. Like with a dull, rusty axe. Then drink its blood, it will make you strong.

  • 08.05.2004 12:32 PM PDT
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Squirly Wrath!

  • 08.05.2004 12:33 PM PDT
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or just throw your cat or dog in their and watch the fur fly

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  • 08.05.2004 12:35 PM PDT
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Get a cat to kill it my cats have killed plenty only down side was my cats brought the squirrels in my room

  • 08.05.2004 12:35 PM PDT
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He doesn't have a cat, he has 2 dogs. One's so big ( and I don't mean fat) he most likely couldn't get it up there and the other's a puppy and the squirrel would probably get her instead of the other way around. Anyway, at least he'll be able to try his little experiment (he wants to give a squirrel caffeine pills and viagra which granted would be kinda funny but is a completely pointless idea).

  • 08.05.2004 12:51 PM PDT
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Shut up Moosey. No one asked for your opinion.

  • 08.05.2004 2:54 PM PDT
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I had a couple squirrels in my basement a few years ago. those bastards scared the bejesus out of my family. After a while they stopped doing stuff though. Come Spring, we found out that, hey, they died of dehydration! How fun! GET IT OUT ASAP. Use a broom!

  • 08.06.2004 2:40 AM PDT