Halo 1 & 2 for PC
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What is your favorite Johnson quotes from Halo 1 and 2?
If you are going to say the title you can type it but with also a different quote that you like.
My Favorites:

"Men, this is when we show those split-chin, squidhead, SOABs that they can not fight the Human race, we are going to blow the -blam!- out of those dumb-bugs until we don't have anything to shoot them with! And then we are going to strangle them with their own living guts! AM I RITE MARINES?"

"Men, we let those dumb-bugs out in the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their fithy claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto something so hardcore, that they are scrambling over each other to get it, heh, well I don't care if its Gods own anti-son-of-a-blam!-machine or a giant hula-hoop, were not gonna let them have it! What we will let the have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in. AM I RITE MARINES?"

"I thought you said you were wearing something nice."

"Dear Humanity, we regret being alien -blam!-tards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-blam!- fleet!"

"Get tatical marines!"

"We got Jackals in the courtyard!"

You can write multiple ones like i did.

  • 07.16.2010 4:32 PM PDT
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hmm...I didn't think any dialogue existed in H2V, you proved me wrong, dear sir.

  • 07.16.2010 5:01 PM PDT
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Yes, I am a hypocrite, and I'm sorry. I really do mean well, but I'm not running on all cylinders.

Everytime someone buys a copy of Halo 2 Vista, a puppy dies.

All the variations on Ladies Like Armor Plating.

It's hard to come up with a fondly remembered saying from Halo 2 after Microsoft so rudely violated it.

[Edited on 07.16.2010 10:41 PM PDT]

  • 07.16.2010 10:40 PM PDT

:3 I will die. :[


Posted by: n357
All the variations on Ladies Like Armor Plating.

It's hard to come up with a fondly remembered saying from Halo 2 after Microsoft so rudely violated it.


Well we can still use XConnect & Xlink

[Edited on 07.19.2010 11:16 AM PDT]

  • 07.19.2010 11:16 AM PDT
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Yes, I am a hypocrite, and I'm sorry. I really do mean well, but I'm not running on all cylinders.

Everytime someone buys a copy of Halo 2 Vista, a puppy dies.


Posted by: iDarkWint3r
It's hard to come up with a fondly remembered saying from Halo 2 after Microsoft so rudely violated it.

Well we can still use XConnect & Xlink

Yes, true. Can't say the same for Halo 3, since Bungie and MS did a dirty rotten thing with the network code.

[Edited on 07.22.2010 4:12 AM PDT]

  • 07.22.2010 4:09 AM PDT

This is the average H2 Fanboy.
Xfire: JacobGRocks.
50 in H2/H3? Great, but you still fail at this.

The ping limitation is also present in all 360 LAN games.
There is a way to disable it, however, it requires 360 modding.

  • 07.22.2010 5:56 AM PDT
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Yes, I am a hypocrite, and I'm sorry. I really do mean well, but I'm not running on all cylinders.

Everytime someone buys a copy of Halo 2 Vista, a puppy dies.

I could live with that. If I understand correctly, Bungie gets royalties for each copy of Halo 3 sold, but no royalties for Live fees... so... I would be fine with this method!

[Edited on 07.22.2010 6:23 AM PDT]

  • 07.22.2010 6:22 AM PDT

When he was younger, he was the one who always had the jokes and riddles that would keep the spirits of the Spartans high. Over the years however, his lifetime of combat had hardened him, as it had all of the Spartans. Within Will, John thought, something special had been lost.
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Posted by: n357
All the variations on Ladies Like Armor Plating.

It's hard to come up with a fondly remembered saying from Halo 2 after Microsoft so rudely violated it.


I didn't play 2 on vista. What did they do to it?

  • 07.27.2010 12:38 AM PDT

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Dude, who doesn't think "Jackals in the Courtyard" is the best line?

[Edited on 07.27.2010 1:03 AM PDT]

  • 07.27.2010 1:02 AM PDT

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"well I just happen to have a key."

"DON'T Shake the lightbulb. Hey if you want to keep your brains inside your head I'd tell those boys to chill."

  • 07.28.2010 10:32 AM PDT

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The Johnson speech (Easy) of Halo 1 and "Don't shake the lightbulb"

If this was the Halo 3 forums, I'd have said the line cheif says around the end of Cortana, The one about shooting his way out

[Edited on 07.28.2010 3:40 PM PDT]

  • 07.28.2010 3:38 PM PDT
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Yes, I am a hypocrite, and I'm sorry. I really do mean well, but I'm not running on all cylinders.

Everytime someone buys a copy of Halo 2 Vista, a puppy dies.


Posted by: Will 043
I didn't play 2 on vista. What did they do to it?

Removed co-op. Added broken mouse+keyboard controls. Added a buggy server browser that sometimes won't let you get into a game. Introduced a bug where the game freezes for a second every time someone joins. Oh, and a stupid filename mismatch that causes players to get stuck at the Gravemind campaign mission.

[Edited on 07.28.2010 9:31 PM PDT]

  • 07.28.2010 9:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: n357

Posted by: Will 043
I didn't play 2 on vista. What did they do to it?

Removed co-op. Added broken mouse+keyboard controls. Added a buggy server browser that sometimes won't let you get into a game. Introduced a bug where the game freezes for a second every time someone joins. Oh, and a stupid filename mismatch that causes players to get stuck at the Gravemind campaign mission.
+ the game has a aura that makes the game non-existent to it's publishers, developers and the media.

  • 07.29.2010 5:18 AM PDT
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Yes, I am a hypocrite, and I'm sorry. I really do mean well, but I'm not running on all cylinders.

Everytime someone buys a copy of Halo 2 Vista, a puppy dies.


Posted by: Moifugley
Posted by: n357

Posted by: Will 043
I didn't play 2 on vista. What did they do to it?

Removed co-op. Added broken mouse+keyboard controls. Added a buggy server browser that sometimes won't let you get into a game. Introduced a bug where the game freezes for a second every time someone joins. Oh, and a stupid filename mismatch that causes players to get stuck at the Gravemind campaign mission.
+ the game has a aura that makes the game non-existent to it's publishers, developers and the media.

Yeah, an aura with lots of trailing zeroes. :(

  • 07.29.2010 5:31 AM PDT