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Here is the plot of Halo 2(you asked for it): Master Chief goes to earth and Covies attack earth. 343 GS tries to make both the covies and humans become wiped out so he sends some flood to earth. A three way war ensues. Meanwhile during the war, Master Chief finds another spartan who had been in hiding. They fall in love and fight together....with sexy results.....(in co-op the second player is her) Cortana is jealous so she has the other spartan killed. Master Chief finds out and throws Cortana away. The flood kill all the covenant and wipe out earth. Master Chief then takes it to the covie homeworld only to find Captain Keyes at the head of the covies...obviously brainwashed...or was he. Master Chief finds out Captain Keyes was behind it all along, as was Cortana who if the MC(master chief) had not thrown her away would have brainwashed the MC the very next day. A final boss battle ensues and the MC kills Keyes and wipes out the covies. But the MC is still dissapointed because earth is gone...sad music plays...until he spots earth in the distance...he is confused because he saw the covies annilate his homeworld. He landed and spoke to the head of the FBI....with sexy results....... Apparently the human technology was farther along then the covies thought and the humans had a used a super-computer program to create a fake second earth for the covies and then used a newly devised cloak for the earth. All is well and the MC lives happily ever after with his pet,a radioactive baboon like grunt....with sexy results




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  • 08.05.2004 9:09 PM PDT
Subject: Plot Line uncovered
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Umm. No

  • 08.05.2004 9:13 PM PDT

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  • 08.05.2004 9:13 PM PDT
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What About The Radioactive Baboons!?!?!?!?!

  • 08.05.2004 9:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: El Nacho
What About The Radioactive Baboons!?!?!?!?!


Fixed

  • 08.05.2004 9:16 PM PDT
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You forgot the part where the flying pigs come from Mars and barf their radioactive innards on the Covenant shields (and wouldn't you know it, radioactive pig innards make Covenant shields worthless), then the 1 Super MAC left destroys all the ships, and the MC kills all the Cov. on Earth.

But besides missing that part, gj. (F)LAMER!

[Edited on 8/5/2004 9:18:05 PM]

  • 08.05.2004 9:17 PM PDT
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...and the breakdancing racoons? What became of them?

  • 08.05.2004 9:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: El Nacho
What About The Radioactive Baboons!?!?!?!?!


he has a point i didn't read anything about radioactive baboons which makes me sad also where is the giant been that dances around shooting people with the magic wand given to him by the faries i think if it had radioactive baboons it would be better right now it is still on the verge of mabey a retarded person might belive you

  • 08.05.2004 9:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: justlazy
Posted by: El Nacho
What About The Radioactive Baboons!?!?!?!?!


he has a point i didn't read anything about radioactive baboons which makes me sad also where is the giant been that dances around shooting people with the magic wand given to him by the faries i think if it had radioactive baboons it would be better right now it is still on the verge of mabey a retarded person might belive you


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  • 08.05.2004 9:23 PM PDT
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This is the best plotline i've heard so far. I really do like it. It's a change from the boring old MC saves earth and kills covies the end. I'd get rid of the radioactive baboon though, a tamed grunt would be a better pet.

  • 08.05.2004 9:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: finalwaltz
This is the best plotline i've heard so far. I really do like it. It's a change from the boring old MC saves earth and kills covies the end. I'd get rid of the radioactive baboon though, a tamed grunt would be a better pet.


Fixed...kinda...

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  • 08.05.2004 9:27 PM PDT
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HEY! Radioactive Baboons= Wingman at clubs & Parties, a Grunt will just steal all the attention.

  • 08.05.2004 9:28 PM PDT
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Post snipped by moderator.

[Edited on 8/5/2004 9:44:08 PM by Shishka]

  • 08.05.2004 9:36 PM PDT
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[Edited on 8/5/2004 9:43:47 PM by Shishka]

  • 08.05.2004 9:38 PM PDT
Subject: Plot Line uncovered *FAKE*
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Posted by: Art Vandelay
...A final boss battle ensues ...



What is this, Mega Man Master Chief? lol

  • 08.05.2004 9:56 PM PDT