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Subject: The funniest kill ever!
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I was playing system link last night, CTF at Blood gulch with 15 people. My friend Matt had stolen the other bases flag and runs out the back door to a waiting warthog. On the way to the Warthog he saw a newbie humping a dead player that he killed by crouching up and down on top of them. The player who was doing the humping had his back turned to the flagbearer and did not know he was there.

The flagbearer smashed the red flag into the back of the fornicating player. He was quite surprised. The flagbearer went on to score the winning point and end the 1 hour and 45 minute game. We teased them for a while about that one.

TELL YOUR OWN FUNNIEST KILL STORY

  • 05.02.2004 10:27 AM PDT
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ROAD KILLS ON BLOODGULCH!

  • 05.02.2004 10:29 AM PDT
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I melee'ed (spelling?) a Hunter to death with my pistol in The Silent Cartographer. Got him right in the frontal orange spot. He hit me once, but I had an overshield, and managed to survive.

  • 05.02.2004 10:31 AM PDT
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I was playing ctf with the nuke mod BG a hog was nuked into the air very very high then i herd red flag stolen i looked at my base with my sniper the enemy came out the frount door i aimed him up went to shoot then pow the hog from miles up landed flat on his nugget.

  • 05.02.2004 10:33 AM PDT
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I was doing the warthog jump thing with the grenades on Silent Cartographer, and i set up the warthog funny so instead of shooting up over that big plateau thing it went the other way, well to make a long story short, it lander perfectly on top of a massive group of jackles, i think there were about 6 of them. it was so sexy.

  • 05.02.2004 10:57 AM PDT
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I was in a warthog in BG, and saw my bro alone. So I gunned it and headed straight for him, as I got closer I realised he had a Rocket launcher. He shot thefront of the warthog Killing me and sending the warthog in the air, the hog did a frontflip and landed right on my bro, funniest -blam!- ever.

  • 05.02.2004 11:10 AM PDT
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physics engine in full action

  • 05.02.2004 11:13 AM PDT
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on a four player on Boarding action fired a rocket at my friend, he was sniping and looked to where i was and just as he realised this rocket was heading straight down his reticle it hit him: "what the hell is... arrrrgh its a roc[BOOM]"

  • 05.02.2004 11:17 AM PDT
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This is going to sound unreal but it happened. In Blood Gultch during a CTF game a member of the opposing team raced towards my (red) fort. I shot the warthog with a rocketlauncher killing the driver. What I didn't see was some gernades on the ground where I shot. It sent the warthog flying up and on a dircet landing with our base. I watched it fly and then I heard a "Blue team has the flag!", next thing I know the warthog lands straight in the hole in our base and kills the flag bearer. Moments later there was a greatful saying of "Red team flag returned!" That was the funniest thing I have ever witnessed in HALO yet.

  • 05.02.2004 11:19 AM PDT
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i sed the physics engine makes funny deaths!

  • 05.02.2004 11:22 AM PDT
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Once i had a 16 player, three reds attacked all eight of us in our base they came in a warthog and we fired a rocket, it killed the driver and the guy on the back but the passanger came to a halt right infront of all eight of us. He didn't live too long after that.

  • 05.02.2004 11:26 AM PDT
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On Assault on Control room on the really big deep canyon with the two bridges (one smashed) going across it my co op friend tried to snipe a hunter from the oposite side, it rebounded off of the hunter shield and hit my friend right smack bang in the head killing him instantly.

  • 05.02.2004 11:41 AM PDT
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I was on my own against two people. One was shooting me with a Ppistol and it was slowing me down so i couldn't get my shotgun on him, i was pressing hard left to turn. The other player came up behind me with a shotgun and was just about to empty one into me when the guy with the Ppistol stopped shooting, i span round and shot, not realising that i'd turned so hard left i'd shoved the shotgun under the nose of the guy behind me a blew his head off.

  • 05.02.2004 11:50 AM PDT
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GT: Greg Is So Hot

Ive been killed countless times while humping dead bodies.
The most impressive kill Ive seen is when two guys drive up in a warthog during ctf on blood gulch. My team mate throws a grenade leading the warthog perfectly. That, along with my covering fire kills the gunner, and still while the thing is flipping through the air, I let out a rocket which slams into the bottom of the hog, tossing it even further in the air, and onto our base. yeah

  • 05.02.2004 12:01 PM PDT
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How's this?

Me and my brother were playing Blood Gulch, and I had just Grenaded his Warthog, which actually landed on it's nose and balanced there. So, sneaky as I am, I told him to hold on and come look at this when he respawned. And so he unsuspectingly walked over to inspect the vertical Warthog. I then proceeded to sneak around the back, jump into the air, and melee the Warthog, knocking it over onto him and killing him.

  • 05.02.2004 12:11 PM PDT
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i was bein chased by a hog on BG...i threw a gnade at a hill that he was about to jump....he hit the nade..jumped out..and a capped him down with a pistoll...mad funny

  • 05.02.2004 12:21 PM PDT