- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
So last night I was busy playing some insane games of team slayer. Well, they would have been insane except I was laughing too hard. You see, in playing these many games, a friend and I came up with an awesome idea. This idea is to make halo 3 a virtual reality game. BUT NOT JUST ANY VIRTUAL REALITY GAME!! A virtual reality game that simulates pain. It's basis would be something like a treadmill. You would walk around on a circular treadmill(yea.. just stay with me) wearing a specialized to and use a weapon to aim and such. But everytime you got hit with a different weapon, you would feel pain. For examples, when getting shot with a needler in the back, you would have a slight sensation of needles poking you in the back. Bullets would feel like someone punching you(slightly), and my favorite... Beam rifles would feel like a Taser. But you see, while making up strategies for this up and coming best selling game ever, we found a flaw in out plan. In halo 2 everyone goes for headshots. But when pain becomes a factor...... CROTCHSHOTS would be king in this game. It would start a whole new revolution. Instead of aiming for their head(the one on TOP OF YOUR NECK), middrifts would become the new target. And once girls figured this out, guys would become the lesser sex in the gaming community. A couple crotch shots and any guy is out of the game. All the girls would have to do is walk up to the cowering guys all in the fetal position and kick him a couple more times to ruin all hopes for children and ever playing halo 3 again. kind of sad really.... So tell me what you think :-D