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Subject: Are you bored?
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Im bored are you? if so call 1-800-456-shakethatthang for only 19.99 you can learn how to do the salsa!!! When you call 1-800-456-shakethatthang you will get a free salsa dance guide it well teach you the basics in shaking that thang. In just 3 easy steps you can become the salsa king!!!!! Having trouble getting dates with ladies because you cant salsa? Getting laughed at because you cant shake that thang? Well look no further!!!! just call 1-800-456-shakethatthang and soon you,ll be the one with all the ladies!!!! And all those mean people who laughed at you for not being able to shake your thing well be jealous of you!!!!

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  • 08.06.2004 10:30 PM PDT
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what kind of crap is this

  • 08.06.2004 10:32 PM PDT
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I'm already the Salsa King, so I don't need to call. Anyone who wants to usurp my place as Salsa King will have to do so by killing me mano y mano in a salsa dance competition, to the death.

  • 08.06.2004 10:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Templar Zealot
I'm already the Salsa King, so I don't need to call. Anyone who wants to usurp my place as Salsa King will have to do so by killing me mano y mano in a salsa dance competition, to the death.


Oh is that so mr im too good at salsa to call a number and pay 20 bucks for a useless guide? well if thats the case your on!!! *snaps fingers*

  • 08.06.2004 10:35 PM PDT
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Oh... Now it's ON!

  • 08.06.2004 10:38 PM PDT