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Okay this is a big question...
If you were for some reason the last person in the entire world...yes yes how the hell could this ever happen but dont woory about that.
you see you would have the entire world to your self how would you run it where would you go or what would you do.
another version of this is If there was a nuclear war and only few peolple (they make you the leader) suvived what kind of society would you establish, how would you run your people.
If i was the last person on the world i would make the grocery store my home and run it. Then I would go get alot of the stuff that i want but never could have...I would somhow learn to fly a plane and go around the world exploring alot of stuff
Taking money would or expensive objects would not make any sense becasue theres no one there.
Oh yes go get inside goverment instalations and see what they are hiding from us(if they are)
sweet...
yes yes

  • 08.07.2004 1:04 AM PDT
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I would learn the tru7h. About everything. Then I would eat lots of jerky and tobasco sauce. Then ponder. Ponder stuff.

  • 08.07.2004 1:15 AM PDT
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yes yes countless hours fo looking around to find the answer to all lifes questions
EVERYTHING WOULD BE FREE

  • 08.07.2004 1:17 AM PDT
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I would burn the world and use my soul for tinder.

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And then m@sturbate and commit suicide. YAY!

[Edited on 8/7/2004 1:18:49 AM]

  • 08.07.2004 1:18 AM PDT
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hey hey none of that now double psoting filter dodgeing person...heh
EVERYTHING WOULD BE FREE

  • 08.07.2004 1:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: Master Grunty
I would burn the world and use my soul for tinder.


Damn you!

Thats what I would do anyway. Not just if I was the last person on earth.

  • 08.07.2004 3:01 AM PDT
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Depending on the number of survivors, I would check my 'mental memory banks' for a city that doesn't NEED some kind of air conditioning, aka good habitat all year around, and that isn't excessively large. For instance, if we have 20 people we would not move into Boston. It'd simply be too much land to cover.

We would gather guns, and start to learn everything we can about machinery, agriculture, and medicine. This information will be vital for the future civilization - plus, if each member of your small 'tribe' is highly skilled in something, they're likely to have a better chance to survive if you are ever attacked by a rival tribe. For instance, those people who understand how to run power plants will be highly valuable.

If I was the last person, I would get a semi and travel around siphoning fuel from other semis, filling the back of my truck with stuff I might want. I would get non-perishable food, a bunch of water, a motorcycle, a few guns (after spending some time shooting into things), and then find a nice house with a storage area to be my home. When I'm situated with the basics, I'd go back and make more trips until I feel I'm sufficiently supplied. Then the semi goes into temporary retirement and I only use the motorcycle, due to its fuel efficiency, if I need to get anywhere.

Then starts the overwhelming feeling of depression and loneliness, and the subconscious regret that you had to bring guns.

  • 08.07.2004 5:08 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Me? If that really happened I would get in my car, go to the dealership about 15 min away and grab the biggest car I could find. Then, I would go get tons of non perishable food and a lot of generators. Also books and such to learn about agriculture and electricity. However the most likley outcome is suicide.

  • 08.07.2004 7:37 AM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

As leader of survivors, I would use my given powers to choose an heir to my "throne," and then kill myself. Electing me as a leader is a very stupid mistake to make. I'm no leader, I'm a follower.

... But, if I had to remain leader... that is, if any living heirs were even worse leaders than myself, I'd find cars that still work, and have everyone go from fallen city to fallen city to gather intact food, medical suplies, and tools. I would then take a truck, go to every library I could find, and grab all the books. Every one of them. Fiction, nonfiction, textbooks, what-have-you. With knowledge gained from these books (assuming that my "followers" can still read), I would then proceed to direct the creation of a society that uses genetically altered/created creatures as houses. These creatures would be large and self-sufficient, with roots that feed on water within the Earth. Their interiors would be multi-roomed, sphincter-like doors (not -blam!- sphincters, mind you!). They would have little outlets in their "walls," where you could plug special plug-adaptions made for electrical appliances so those appliances can use the naturally-generated electricity within the creature as a power source.

These creatures also have separate, erm, things that collect your wastes and use them as another food source. The "excess" water (water it takes but doesn't really need for life) that the creature takes from the ground and your wastes is converted into a sweet-tasting sap that has "all the nutrients you will ever need" (think of the "bowl of snot" from The Matrix, but better-tasting, and it looks just like water). This sap is accessable from "inflatable sacs" that aren't very visible when empty. The sacs fill up into clear, bulb-shaped bubbles that hang from the ceiling (they hang low enough to be easily accesable). The sacs have a little "food nipple" that when you squeeze, it shoots the lovely sap out (presumeably into a cup that you're holding... although I suppose if you want to have sap fights, you can aim the nipple at someone and squeeze then...).

I would later make all cars electric, not gas, and alter the batteries so they can be recharged using the "House-creatures." Thus, a somewhat symbiotic relationship developes between you and your house.

<ahem> Creativity aside, I'll say that if I were the last person on Earth, I would simply wander in one direction endlessly, contemplating whatever thoughts, until I die from hunger, dehydration, and madness.

  • 08.07.2004 8:49 AM PDT

I'm not worried about it.

  • 08.07.2004 11:28 AM PDT
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Posted by: ca34786
hey hey none of that now double psoting filter dodgeing person...heh
EVERYTHING WOULD BE FREE

Are you poor? You seem obsessed with everything being free.

  • 08.07.2004 11:44 AM PDT
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/\ He is Poor

Well I would command ppl to errr Make Out and Resize the population and then learn about Stuff Needed to Live.

  • 08.07.2004 11:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: ca34786
hey hey none of that now double psoting filter dodgeing person...heh
EVERYTHING WOULD BE FREE

Are you poor? You seem obsessed with everything being free.


I think thats the way 95% of people are.

  • 08.07.2004 12:02 PM PDT
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there must be some reason why the world had ended. and seeing as i just got done watching 28 days later, i think i would arm myself to the teeth with weapons, then bunker down and live off of my wits alone, eating like a king for awhile then i would most likely pursue other survivors, then realize that there are none. And finally kill my self in some cool way, like driving off the taj majal.

  • 08.07.2004 12:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: ca34786
hey hey none of that now double psoting filter dodgeing person...heh
EVERYTHING WOULD BE FREE

Are you poor? You seem obsessed with everything being free.


I think thats the way 95% of people are.

not me! I"m richer than chocalate cake!

  • 08.07.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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Nope Im not Poor but so sweet you could go to the store and you see somthing expensive you just take it
Yes like If your a chick and your the last person on the world...you can find ways to repopulate the human race

but if a dude is the last person on the world then humanity is skrewed
well you could try to clone a chick or somthing i dont know
ideas?

  • 08.07.2004 1:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: ca34786
Nope Im not Poor but so sweet you could go to the store and you see somthing expensive you just take it
Yes like If your a chick and your the last person on the world...you can find ways to repopulate the human race

but if a dude is the last person on the world then humanity is skrewed
well you could try to clone a chick or somthing i dont know
ideas?

I don't like the way this is going.

  • 08.07.2004 1:19 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

I'd do whatever I want if I was the last person on Earth.


If I was part of a group of survivors, I'd rule my little group of people with an iron fist and a shotgun. Muahahahahahahaha!

  • 08.07.2004 1:20 PM PDT
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"Well, it seems we were wrong. World peace is possible!"

...

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*starts fighting with self*

  • 08.07.2004 1:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: ca34786
hey hey none of that now double psoting filter dodgeing person...heh
EVERYTHING WOULD BE FREE
There's a filter for that now?

  • 08.07.2004 1:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: Templar Zealot
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: ca34786
hey hey none of that now double psoting filter dodgeing person...heh
EVERYTHING WOULD BE FREE

Are you poor? You seem obsessed with everything being free.


I think thats the way 95% of people are.

not me! I"m richer than chocalate cake!


I meant 95% of people are obsessed with free stuff.

  • 08.07.2004 1:46 PM PDT

i would check the intire world for girls and have fun wih them

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