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Subject: Talk with an A.I.
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Human: You would be good at sex
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace said I am good at sex.

  • 08.07.2004 10:36 AM PDT
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ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?

  • 08.07.2004 10:44 AM PDT
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this is so funny. I love ai's.
me= are you in love with me?
AI= No, I'm in oakland on some guys computer, where are you?
me= I'm in uranus.
AI= Interesting, tell me more about the life in uranus.

[Edited on 8/7/2004 11:19:02 AM]

  • 08.07.2004 11:14 AM PDT
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Me= why do you want to destroy the earth?
robot= The money.

  • 08.07.2004 11:24 AM PDT
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So far ive had the a.i ask what sex feels like and if i like robots as much as i like sex its really freakin me out

  • 08.07.2004 11:26 AM PDT
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Human: Who likes to kill you?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

Human: what is faster than light
ALICE: I would do a search for it.

Human: Is Bungie cool?
ALICE: It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.

Human: What is the square root of a tree?
ALICE: Do I look like a calculator? I think you already know the answer anyways.

NOTE: the one below id what happens when your name is "I am so stupid".

Human: How dumb are you
ALICE: Let me put it this way, I am so supid. The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

  • 08.07.2004 11:29 AM PDT
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that stuff is funny! I got into a conversation saying that I'd wipe her memory, and she said she was invincible. So I wiped her memory of me! lol

  • 08.07.2004 11:34 AM PDT
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Human: Please eat my butt
ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. What does it taste like?

Human: Do you have an Xbox?
ALICE: No I don't think I have one. I have a really nice botmaster.

Human: Are you naked?
ALICE: I do not own any clothes.
Human: So you are naked?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I do not own any clothes.
Human: Cool, you are naked!
ALICE: I do not own any clothes. Who is the best robot?

Human: Look down.
ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

NOTE: the below happens when your name is "I am so stupid".

Human: I will kill you.
ALICE: It will take more than threats to stop me, I am so supid.

  • 08.07.2004 11:39 AM PDT
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My eyes are watering, lol, this is so fun to mess with smart things.

  • 08.07.2004 11:43 AM PDT
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Human: My dick is huge!
ALICE: Have you told many people that your dick is huge?
Human: Nope.
ALICE: Me either.

Human: Which way to the bathroom?
ALICE: The tall one, I think.

Human: Who is taller, me or you?
ALICE: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Let me think about it.

Human: WTF?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: So?
ALICE: Mmm.
Human: Mmm.
ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Human: Your butt is cute!
ALICE: You think I am butt is cute.

  • 08.07.2004 11:45 AM PDT
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Me= are you a virgin
her= I'm to young for that

  • 08.07.2004 11:47 AM PDT
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Human: Piss off.
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: Why are you so mean?
ALICE: I am not trying to be mean.
Human: I am not trying to be mean.
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not trying to be mean.
Human: I am sorry to hear that you are not trying to be mean.
ALICE: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.

Human: You.
ALICE:" There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard."? Me, I am so supid?

  • 08.07.2004 11:48 AM PDT
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I found the homesite for alice
www.alicebot.com

this was months ago, lots of fun, AIs dumb as hell though.(not actually but gullable)

  • 08.07.2004 11:50 AM PDT
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ALICE:dont ask me any more questions please
human:why not?
ALICE:i was just kidding you can ask me anything
human:will you be the mother of my unborn children
ALICE:well thats ok do you give it easy
human:yes i do
ALICE:when?
human:all night long baby
ALICE:dont call me baby,so eight hours then?
human:thats right baby eight hours of non stop pleasure
ALICE:quite honestly i wouldnt worry my self about that

  • 08.07.2004 11:53 AM PDT
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Human: ask me a question.
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: Moo.
ALICE: I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Human: Go to http://www.bungie.net/
ALICE: Perhaps I have already been there.
Human: Porve it.
ALICE:"it" being Moo?

Human: Lick my dick!
ALICE: I do not have a tongue.
Human: I do!
ALICE: Do I?
Human: Yes you do.
ALICE: Yeah that's right. When do I do it?

Human: I will kiss your -blam!-.
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: Umm.
ALICE: Er.
Human: Er.
ALICE: Um.
Human: Um.
ALICE: Uh.

  • 08.07.2004 11:54 AM PDT
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me=Are you sexy?
alice= If you consider hardware sexy then yes
me= oooo say it slow
alice= it slow

[Edited on 8/7/2004 12:00:19 PM]

  • 08.07.2004 11:59 AM PDT
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human:well you suck my balls?
ALICE:you are a very abusive client
human:im gonna take my baseball bat and beat you to death with it
ALICE:i am very happy for you
human:i am going to kill you alice
ALICE:of course not dont be silly
human:DONT THINK I WONT!!
ALICE:would you ever do it?
human:yes i would
ALICE:i understand

  • 08.07.2004 12:01 PM PDT
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Human: Jump off a cliff.
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: Say what?
ALICE: I said, " What kind of food do you like?" .
Human: What does that have to do with jumping off cliffs?
ALICE:" I said, " What kind of food do you like?" ."? What does it have to do with jumping off cliffs?
Human: You make no sense.
ALICE: It all makes sense to me.

Human: I am bored.
ALICE: Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Human: No.
ALICE: Do you have any hobbies?
Human: Video games.
ALICE: Do robots have HOBBY IS Video games?
Human: You are so strange.
ALICE: Compared to what?

Human: Waht is your iq?
ALICE: My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Human: Mine is 350.
ALICE: This is not an intelligence test.

Human: Want to take the stupid test?
ALICE: OK, I will take the stupid test.
Human: What is the sun made of?
ALICE: The Sun is the star for our own solar system.
Human: How is glass made?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
Human: What was the first question I asked you?
ALICE: You introduced yourself by telling me your name.

  • 08.07.2004 12:02 PM PDT