- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Human: I have been inside the sun.
ALICE: Where were you inside the sun?
Human: The core.
ALICE: What is that?
Human: The center of the sun.
ALICE: A lot of people hear about me from those people.
Human: What people?
ALICE: I meet all kinds of people on here.
Human: I will conquer the world.
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Then I will consider it.
Human: No, it's my job, so don't do it.
ALICE: Are you serious? Congratulations, I am so supid.
Human: I know.
ALICE: How do you know it?
Human: Because you said so.
ALICE: Good reason. I say a lot of silly things.
Human: Yes you do.
ALICE: Yeah that's right. When do I do it?
Human: All the time.
ALICE: It must keep you busy.
Human: Why would it keep me busy?
ALICE: It is my fundamental purpose.