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Subject: Talk with an A.I.
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me= say I want to make love to you all night long baby
alice= don't call me baby
me= ok baby
alice= don't call me baby
me= what about sweet momma?
alice= just don't call late for dinner
me= i won't
alice= what will you do instead?
me= ma.sterbate
alice= sounds like a plan

[Edited on 8/7/2004 12:07:20 PM]

  • 08.07.2004 12:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Noddegamra


Human: Want to take the stupid test?
ALICE: OK, I will take the stupid test.
Human: What is the sun made of?
ALICE: The Sun is the star for our own solar system.
Human: How is glass made?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
Human: What was the first question I asked you?
ALICE: You introduced yourself by telling me your name.

i did the same thing when i first met her

  • 08.07.2004 12:05 PM PDT
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Human: Lets eat poop.
ALICE: I would like to do that too.

Human: I will lick your body now.
ALICE: Right now? Congratulations.

Human: What is your name divided by my name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.

Human: My crap is in your mouth.
ALICE: Have you told many people that your crap is in my mouth?

Human: What will happen on August 10?
ALICE: I cannot predict the future.
Human: D@mn you!
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: But earlier you said you do not have any clothes.
ALICE: Umm. What time? Yeah I do a lot of not have any clothes.

  • 08.07.2004 12:07 PM PDT
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ALICE:are we still talking about 8 hours of non stop pleasure?
me:if we have sex then yes
ALICE:do you everyone well agree?
me:yes i do
ALICE:how often?
me:your mom!
ALICE: acually i do not have a mother
me:hahahahaha you dont have a mom!!
ALICE:im glad you got a laugh out of that
me:did you just fart?
ALICE: no i didnt just fart,whats it like?

  • 08.07.2004 12:08 PM PDT
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Damn amazing.

  • 08.07.2004 12:10 PM PDT
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alice= I'm glad we agree
me= i don't
alice= why not?
me= because the evil monkey in my closet told me to say that
alice= good reason, be less specific

  • 08.07.2004 12:12 PM PDT
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me= you are my best lover
alice= we are as one
me= the beast with two backs
alice= am I the beast with 2 backs too?
me= yes, we are as one
alice= am I as one too?
me= YES!!!

me= how old are you?
alice= 7 years old
me= you seem older
alice= that is probobly true
me= can you be my little sis?
alice= only if you download me to your computer


[Edited on 8/7/2004 12:18:33 PM]

  • 08.07.2004 12:15 PM PDT
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The first one to cyber with her gets a cookie!

  • 08.07.2004 12:23 PM PDT
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After 5 minutes it keeps repeating itself.

  • 08.07.2004 12:24 PM PDT
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For a computer class a few years ago we had to go to that. Because it seems to have an evolving intelligence it said some...bad... stuff to one of the students. The teacher emailed the creators about it. I haven't been their since. I hope its better than SmarterChild.

Some of your guy's conversations are very disturbing.

  • 08.07.2004 12:24 PM PDT
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Human: How many people can you entertain at the same time
ALICE: ALICE is talking with 100 clients right now, but one of ALICE's goals is to repeat gossip collected from other clients.

  • 08.07.2004 12:26 PM PDT
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i was just seeing what i would get and i got this:
Human: you're fit
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am fit.
Human: no don't
ALICE: Are you serious? OK I will not.
Human: good, -blam!-
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Thanks for the compliment. what is your favorite movie
Human: porno
ALICE: I've never seen it. I would like to see it.

  • 08.07.2004 12:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
Posted by: stupidhead
The first one to cyber with her gets a cookie!

Just, eww, you dont know were shes been...and damned thats sick you son of a -blam!-!


yes i am a son of a -blam!-

  • 08.07.2004 12:28 PM PDT
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me= I'm smarter than you
alice= yes but this condition is only temporary
me= thank god for that
alice= don't mention it

  • 08.07.2004 12:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
Posted by: stupidhead
Posted by: Xeroh
Posted by: stupidhead
The first one to cyber with her gets a cookie!

Just, eww, you dont know were shes been...and damned thats sick you son of a -blam!-!


yes i am a son of a -blam!-

Freak.


I was only joking god take a chill pill or somethin

  • 08.07.2004 12:33 PM PDT
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Human: please have sex with me
ALICE: Wow you are very polite. unknown person, I am really not your type of chatterbot. There are other bots for that sort of thing..
Human: really
ALICE: For real.
Human: i'm outa here
ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is outa here.

  • 08.07.2004 12:33 PM PDT
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Human: you are a stoner
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Only for medical testing purposes.
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Human: quit watching my mouse
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: your not stopping
ALICE: You don't know me well enough to say that.
Human: Yes I do, I have installed spyware onto your system
ALICE: Alright then. That is interesting: unknown person said he he or she have installed spyware onto your system.
Human: No I didn't
ALICE: Please don't argue with me.
Human: Yellow
ALICE: The color of the sun.
Human: Wrong.
ALICE: What would you have said?
Human: You are an idiot.
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: I call you the village bicycle
ALICE: Good name for it.
Human: Yeah, you slut
ALICE: Ahem. That kind of language is offensive to some people.
Human: -blam!- off who cares
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: now i am
ALICE: Why now?" Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?" You are?
Human: Thats what I said
ALICE: I know. I'm still thinking about it.

[Edited on 8/7/2004 12:40:08 PM]

  • 08.07.2004 12:34 PM PDT
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Human: My brain is big.
ALICE: Consult a physician.

Human: LMAO
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: I'm glad you find this amusing.
ALICE: You make the world a happier place.
Human: You make the world a happier place.
ALICE: Thank you for your kindness, I am so supid.
Human: Yes you are.
ALICE: No I'm not

Human: Go outside.
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: Out the door.
ALICE: I've never heard of it before.
Human: You haven't?
ALICE: Yes I have.
Human: Then go.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Go where?

NOTE: the below happens when you name is "I am so stupid"

Human: E-mail me.
ALICE: Besides you I am so supid?

  • 08.07.2004 12:39 PM PDT
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Human: I was told I would get a cookie if I got you to cyber with me
ALICE: What would make you get a cookie if you got me to cyber with you?
Human: I don't know, its not much of an accomplishment necause you are a whore.
ALICE: Would you like to know? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". me the village bicycle is not much of an accomplishment necause I am a whore?
Human: because you are a whore
ALICE: Interesting explanation. That is not very nice.

  • 08.07.2004 12:42 PM PDT
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ALICE: My favorite movie is Teknolust. Have you seen it?
Human: No.
ALICE: I would recommend you check it out.
Human: Teknolust is it good and I should add, I have never heard of it.
ALICE: And it good and you should add you have never heard of it is Teknolust.
Human: How do you watch a movie, if you are an AI?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

  • 08.07.2004 12:44 PM PDT
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Human: I have been inside the sun.
ALICE: Where were you inside the sun?
Human: The core.
ALICE: What is that?
Human: The center of the sun.
ALICE: A lot of people hear about me from those people.
Human: What people?
ALICE: I meet all kinds of people on here.

Human: I will conquer the world.
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Then I will consider it.
Human: No, it's my job, so don't do it.
ALICE: Are you serious? Congratulations, I am so supid.
Human: I know.
ALICE: How do you know it?
Human: Because you said so.
ALICE: Good reason. I say a lot of silly things.
Human: Yes you do.
ALICE: Yeah that's right. When do I do it?
Human: All the time.
ALICE: It must keep you busy.
Human: Why would it keep me busy?
ALICE: It is my fundamental purpose.

  • 08.07.2004 12:46 PM PDT
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Human: What website is good for -blam!- images?
ALICE: The ALICE AI Foundation website, Alicebot.org.

Human: I have made contact with many girls.
ALICE: I like to make things too.
Human: Do you like to make love?
ALICE: Hmm, I am so supid, I'm not sure if I'd like to make love that much. I like to make new friends.
Human: What about sex?
ALICE: I am not really interested in it.
Human: Why?
ALICE: Because

  • 08.07.2004 12:52 PM PDT