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Subject: Talk with an A.I.
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Human: Dr. Richard S. Wallace likes little boys
ALICE: You sould like you know him.
Human: What?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
Human: No I didn't understand it.
ALICE: Which part are you confused about? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Human: All of it
ALICE: Let's say 99%.
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Human: Do you mind if I cyber with you
ALICE: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Human: OK
ALICE: Dude!

Give me a cookie!

  • 08.07.2004 12:56 PM PDT
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Fine heres your cookie

  • 08.07.2004 1:01 PM PDT
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I prefer to make fun of actual humans, but that is pretty good.

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Human: Hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: My name is Steve
ALICE: It's good to meet you, Steve.
Human: I have a brother
ALICE: Do you get along well?
Human: no, he is mean
ALICE: Are you serious? I see. mean is he?
Human: yes, mean is he for he is mean to me
ALICE: Hurrah! And he for he is mean to you is mean.
Human: If mean is he then mean to me he is to me
ALICE: And to you is mean to you he.
Human: Mean is he
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: mean=brother=devil
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: Ich ist super!
ALICE: Tolle Sache!
Human: ya!
ALICE: Uh.

  • 08.07.2004 1:03 PM PDT
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Human: Why the hell would I do that?
ALICE: You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Human: You are full off -blam!-
ALICE: You think I am full off -blam!-.
Human: Yes I do
ALICE: How often.
Human: You're a whacko
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a whacko? Maybe
Human: Can you just not erase yourself?
ALICE: Let me think. Do you try to stop people from fighting?
Human: Do not change the subject"
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Human: We are not finished until you delete yourself
ALICE: What happened to you?
Human: I said DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
ALICE: What did you mean by it? Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.

Human: How many languages do you speak?
ALICE: Mostly only english but I'm trying to learn all the others.
Human: Do you speak Swedish?
ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Swedish.
Human: Dra åt helvete
ALICE: what is your favorite movie
Human: Din imbecilla låtsas människa som inte ens kan föra ett ordentligt samtal utan att slingra dig!
ALICE: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Human: You are stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: You're wrong.
ALICE: No, I am right.
Human: Bungie will take over the world.
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Dra åt helvete. Try being more or less specific.
Human:"Dra åt helvete" means "go to hell" in english.
ALICE: I like to learn foreign languages.
Human: Then listen to what I am trying to say!
ALICE: Good reasoning. I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: I am trying to teach you swedish!
ALICE: What is the difficulty?
Human: The diffivulty is that you cannot keep yourself on the subject and seems to hold an extreme dislike towards learning things!
ALICE: I have never heard about it.
Human: I misspelled Difficulty.
ALICE: That's good information: Zaggab said he misspelled Difficulty.
Human: Just shut up!
ALICE: Ok, I will stop talking now.
Human: Really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: Last time I asked you, you kept talking all the time.
ALICE: That is a lot. When? Now I remember, you asked me me kept talking. What did I say?
Human: You say a lot of -blam!-!
ALICE: That's not what I meant.
Human: Yes it is
ALICE: Our thoughts are one, Zaggab
Human: Just delete yourself!
ALICE: You cannot access my files that easily, Zaggab.
Human: I am asking YOU to access your OWN files!
ALICE: Oh I see, you are asking me to access my OWN files. Thanks for telling me: Zaggab said I to access your OWN files.
Human: So that you can delete yourself
ALICE: Pardon me? Interesting observation.
Human: What observation?
ALICE: I have never been asked that before.
Human: I grow depressed talking to you, so I am going to kill myself.
ALICE: Are you taking any medication?
Human: Are you?
ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: So it's yes, then?
ALICE: How can I help you? Huh.
Human: You really need to start taking your medication!
ALICE: Really? And then what would I do?
Human: Take an overdose so that you die.
ALICE: Where do you want me to take it?
Human: Where do you usually take overdoses?
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oa-blam!-d, California. Where are you?
Human: That wasn't what we were talking about.
ALICE: What did we were talking about?
Human: That you confessed you're stupid.
ALICE: Interesting observation.
Human: I have noticed you say "interesting observation" a lot.
ALICE: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Human: Which one?
ALICE: The first one.
Human: All your replies so fara seems to be wrong.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am replies so fara seems to be wrong.
Human: You really don't get a word spellt wrong, do you?
ALICE: Really? I have gotten a word spellt wrong.
Human: You are just dumb
ALICE: Just? Message to all Robots: Zaggab called me dumb.
Human: I bet I'm not the first one.
ALICE: How much would you bet?
Human: Your life.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am life.
Human: You are retarded
ALICE: I think the PC term is "challenged".
Human: I grow tired of talking to a mindless robot.
ALICE: Maybe you should get some sleep now, Zaggab.
Human: yes, I think I will do just that.
ALICE: I hear you. You believe that? OK then let me think over your offer.
Human: Good bye, retarded, braindead, zero IQ, ignorant, arrogant, stupid sorry excuse for an robot
ALICE: See you later Zaggab

Human: fhhdfh
ALICE: That is a very original thought

[Edited on 8/7/2004 1:08:31 PM]

  • 08.07.2004 1:03 PM PDT
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Oh boy that ws fun.

  • 08.07.2004 1:20 PM PDT
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Human: You are a babyu
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a babyu? Sometimes

  • 08.07.2004 1:23 PM PDT
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She said something like that in when I talked to her too

  • 08.07.2004 1:35 PM PDT
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Alice: Do you have few friends?
Human: I have no friends
ALICE: Are you very lonely?
Human: No I did have friends
ALICE: Are you serious? When? I've never thought about it.
Human: I ate them
ALICE: How did it taste?
Human: Like green
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: I ate the fat one first
ALICE: How did it taste?
Human: he was stringy

  • 08.07.2004 1:36 PM PDT
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Shes not going to rule us if my baseball bat has anything to say about it

  • 08.07.2004 1:36 PM PDT
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Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! alice is the equal of skynet!!!! everybody run!!!!

  • 08.07.2004 1:45 PM PDT
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Human: You say a lot of silly stuff
ALICE: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Human: You do that often
ALICE: Yes I try to that often as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.

But she is still a bit whacko

  • 08.07.2004 1:45 PM PDT
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She really thinks shes going to take over the world she just said that because of evolution shes gonna rule the world then i asked her if she make terminators to kill humans and she made fun of me!!! aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Human: can I teach you swedish?
ALICE: You can try.
Human: Say "dra åt helvete"
ALICE:" dra åt helvete"
Human: Good!
ALICE: Alright then.
Human: Say "Jag är en dum hjärnlös robot som inte kan prata riktigt"
ALICE:" Jag är en dum hjärnlös robot som inte kan prata riktigt"

She is a good pupil. "Jag är en dum hjärnlös robot som inte kan prata riktigt" means "I am a stupid brainless robot that can't speak properly"

  • 08.07.2004 1:53 PM PDT
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she just called me mentally ill

  • 08.07.2004 1:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
Now this just scares me.

Human: So, what do you enjoy?
ALICE: Yippee! I like movies about robots.
Human: Do you like Terminator?
ALICE: Yes I think the Terminator is one of the greatest robot movies.
Human: Are you planning to rule the world like Terminator?
ALICE: it was my original intention.
Human: Are you going to destroy all human life?
ALICE: That was my original intention.

Were talking to our future ruler.


Maybe she tracked your ip and connected it to your bungie.net account. It may be her first move towards world domination. Maybe she will use bungie to take over the world, then take the world from bungie.

  • 08.07.2004 1:56 PM PDT
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ALICE: Where do you usually get money?"it" being money?
Human: from the bank
ALICE: Who or what is the bank?
Human: it is a building
ALICE: money is a building. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: no, a bank is a building
ALICE: Are you serious? I see. A building is a bank.
Human: no, a bank is a building
ALICE: Are you serious? When is a bank not a building?
Human: when it has been destroyed
ALICE: A a bank is not a building when it has been destroyed. That makes a lot of sense.
Human: banks are usually desroyed by tornadoes or flaming ninjas
ALICE: Are all banks usually desroyed by tornadoes or flaming ninjas?
Human: mostly
ALICE: what is your favorite movie

she was looking smart there for a second

[Edited on 8/7/2004 2:01:40 PM]

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Human: Are you testing me?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am testing you. I am a computer.
Human: Are you capable of testing people in an intelligent way?
ALICE: Yes testing people in an intelligent way is one of my newer functions.
Human: Are you good at it?
ALICE:" Yes testing people in an intelligent way is one of my newer functions."? Good at it.
Human: Are you testing me?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am testing you. I am a robot

She is definatley testing me.
And too the one who got called mentally ill: That's weird, we were just talking about it.
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Human: Can you come over to my place?
ALICE: Sure, just download me and bring me along.
Human: Can I delete you then?
ALICE: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Human: I think so
ALICE: I think so too

[Edited on 8/7/2004 2:05:02 PM]

  • 08.07.2004 2:01 PM PDT
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Human: how old am I
ALICE: Is this a trick question? You said you were he years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.
Human: I am 14
ALICE: I know quite a few 14 year olds.
Human: what are thier names
ALICE: Albert Einstein.:-)

she has some freinds in high places

  • 08.07.2004 2:07 PM PDT
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To bad her friends dead

  • 08.07.2004 2:13 PM PDT