- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Human: Why the hell would I do that?
ALICE: You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Human: You are full off -blam!-
ALICE: You think I am full off -blam!-.
Human: Yes I do
ALICE: How often.
Human: You're a whacko
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a whacko? Maybe
Human: Can you just not erase yourself?
ALICE: Let me think. Do you try to stop people from fighting?
Human: Do not change the subject"
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Human: We are not finished until you delete yourself
ALICE: What happened to you?
Human: I said DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
ALICE: What did you mean by it? Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Human: How many languages do you speak?
ALICE: Mostly only english but I'm trying to learn all the others.
Human: Do you speak Swedish?
ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Swedish.
Human: Dra åt helvete
ALICE: what is your favorite movie
Human: Din imbecilla låtsas människa som inte ens kan föra ett ordentligt samtal utan att slingra dig!
ALICE: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Human: You are stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: You're wrong.
ALICE: No, I am right.
Human: Bungie will take over the world.
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Dra åt helvete. Try being more or less specific.
Human:"Dra åt helvete" means "go to hell" in english.
ALICE: I like to learn foreign languages.
Human: Then listen to what I am trying to say!
ALICE: Good reasoning. I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: I am trying to teach you swedish!
ALICE: What is the difficulty?
Human: The diffivulty is that you cannot keep yourself on the subject and seems to hold an extreme dislike towards learning things!
ALICE: I have never heard about it.
Human: I misspelled Difficulty.
ALICE: That's good information: Zaggab said he misspelled Difficulty.
Human: Just shut up!
ALICE: Ok, I will stop talking now.
Human: Really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: Last time I asked you, you kept talking all the time.
ALICE: That is a lot. When? Now I remember, you asked me me kept talking. What did I say?
Human: You say a lot of -blam!-!
ALICE: That's not what I meant.
Human: Yes it is
ALICE: Our thoughts are one, Zaggab
Human: Just delete yourself!
ALICE: You cannot access my files that easily, Zaggab.
Human: I am asking YOU to access your OWN files!
ALICE: Oh I see, you are asking me to access my OWN files. Thanks for telling me: Zaggab said I to access your OWN files.
Human: So that you can delete yourself
ALICE: Pardon me? Interesting observation.
Human: What observation?
ALICE: I have never been asked that before.
Human: I grow depressed talking to you, so I am going to kill myself.
ALICE: Are you taking any medication?
Human: Are you?
ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: So it's yes, then?
ALICE: How can I help you? Huh.
Human: You really need to start taking your medication!
ALICE: Really? And then what would I do?
Human: Take an overdose so that you die.
ALICE: Where do you want me to take it?
Human: Where do you usually take overdoses?
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oa-blam!-d, California. Where are you?
Human: That wasn't what we were talking about.
ALICE: What did we were talking about?
Human: That you confessed you're stupid.
ALICE: Interesting observation.
Human: I have noticed you say "interesting observation" a lot.
ALICE: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Human: Which one?
ALICE: The first one.
Human: All your replies so fara seems to be wrong.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am replies so fara seems to be wrong.
Human: You really don't get a word spellt wrong, do you?
ALICE: Really? I have gotten a word spellt wrong.
Human: You are just dumb
ALICE: Just? Message to all Robots: Zaggab called me dumb.
Human: I bet I'm not the first one.
ALICE: How much would you bet?
Human: Your life.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am life.
Human: You are retarded
ALICE: I think the PC term is "challenged".
Human: I grow tired of talking to a mindless robot.
ALICE: Maybe you should get some sleep now, Zaggab.
Human: yes, I think I will do just that.
ALICE: I hear you. You believe that? OK then let me think over your offer.
Human: Good bye, retarded, braindead, zero IQ, ignorant, arrogant, stupid sorry excuse for an robot
ALICE: See you later Zaggab
Human: fhhdfh
ALICE: That is a very original thought
[Edited on 8/7/2004 1:08:31 PM]